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Monstro ElisaShawn

@shaaawndangooo.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Mostly wholesome, occasionally polesome (18+) | I’m not like a regular Swiftie, I’m a cool Swiftie. | Books, movies, music 🫶🏻 Letterboxd: boxd.it/7AdGZ StoryGraph: app.thestorygraph.com/profile/shaaa… Venmo: shaaawndangooo

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 1h
#NW 🎥 ‘The Coffee Table’ (2022) for #HQHalloween Day 5: Table 𓊯 @horrorqueers.bsky.social #FilmSky #horror
Horror Queers Halloween Watchlist 2026 calendar‘The Coffee Table’ (2022), dir. Caye Casas
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 6h
#NW 🎥 ‘Scared Shitless’ (2024) for #HQHalloween Day 4: Toilet 🚽 @horrorqueers.bsky.social #FilmSky #horror
Horror Queers Halloween Watchlist 2026 calendar‘Scared Shitless’ (2024), dir. Vivieno Caldinelli
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#NW 🎥 ‘They Nest’ (2000) for #HQHalloween Day 3: Roach 🪳 @horrorqueers.bsky.social #FilmSky #horror
Horror Queers Halloween Watchlist 2026 calendar‘They Nest’ (2000), dir. Ellory Elkayem
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#NW 🎥 ‘Jennifer’ (1978) for #HQHalloween Day 2: Snake 🐍 @horrorqueers.bsky.social #FilmSky #horror
Horror Queers Halloween Watchlist 2026 calendar‘Jennifer’ (1978), dir. Brice Mack
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#NW 🎥 ‘Infested’ (French: ‘Vermines’) (2023) for #HQHalloween Day 1: Spider 🕷️ @horrorqueers.bsky.social #FilmSky #horror
Horror Queers Halloween Watchlist 2026 calendar‘Infested’ (French: ‘Vermines’) (2023), dir. Sébastien Vaniček
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finished this last night! Had it on my shelf for ages and I’m glad to have ticked it off. Some really astoundingly gorgeous passages of nature writing. It’s a bit oddly structured, and I might have liked a little more “plot” to follow, but I really enjoyed it overall. #BookSky #reading #books
‘Death Comes for the Archbishop’ by Willa Cather
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So glad I got back on here 🙄
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another month-long prompt-per-day horror movie challenge, you already know I’m there
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Pepe the Frog Rubbing Hands Happily
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Amidst a fit of tipsy ennui, I just reinstated my Grindr profile Not seeking feedback, just ejecting the information into the ether
My Grindr profile pic, blah blah blah
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s refreshing to have a celebrity lookalike comparison that’s not Andrew Barth Feldman or John Mulaney
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Washed, folded, and put away two loads of clothes today, as well as my bedding, which I just finished putting back in place, PLEASE CLAP FOR ME
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Mai Này Anh Sẽ Nấu Cơm
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
‘Bartok the Magnificent’ (1999) Never gave two figs about ‘Anastasia, but I was obsessed with this spin-off
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Bartok Bartok The Magnificent
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m about 50 pages into this now and finding it surprisingly readable and engaging so far. Doesn’t seem to have much unified “plot” up to this point, seems like the story is conveyed through sort of vignettes, which is something I quite enjoy. Excited to press on with it! #BookSky #currentlyreading
Holding my copy of ‘Death Comes for the Archbishop’ by Willa Cather
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Resurrecting in honor of the first official day of autumn 🍂
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man Ass Monday
Thong-clad ass
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finally finished this today! Still collating all my thoughts, but I found it fascinating. Not perfect, it has some pacing issues. But the characters are beautifully drawn and feel very real, and there’s a lot to chew on thematically; though it’s Atwood, so of course. #BookSky #reading
‘The Robber Bride’ by Margaret Atwood
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pumpkin Splice
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My insides after between one and three sips of coffee
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Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor (Official Clip)
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What’s an example of perfect casting?
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Someone’s excited for #HumpDay 🥳
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
QTP with a great female villain
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God I Love You I Love You Misery
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Currently can’t stop listening to Lindsay Mendez’s one-minute-and-12-seconds solo section of “Now You Know” from ‘Merrily We Roll Along’ on repeat
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Merrily We Roll Along Charley Kringas
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wow, I can’t believe no one has asked for a progress update on this 😞 (I haven’t started yet, so there’s no update, but still)
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I See You're Fake - Saturday Night Live Sketch
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A towel on Tuesday, groundbreaking #TowelTuesday
Freshly showered and wearing a green towel around my waist
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
August 31st / September 1st
Anthony Perkins looking into camera with a neutral expressionAnthony Perkins as Norman Bates in ‘Psycho’ staring into camera with a menacing smile
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#NowWatching #filmsky #NW #horror
‘Green Room’ (2015), dir. Jeremy Saulnier
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I decided to give this method a shot and I’m super excited about the “menu” I’ve chosen! Entree: ‘The Robber Bride’ by Margaret Atwood Vegetable: ‘Death Comes for the Archbishop’ by Willa Cather Dessert: ‘Threats’ by Amelia Gray Should be a wonderful “meal” 😋 #books #BookSky #reading #📚
‘The Robber Bride’ by Margaret Atwood‘Death Comes for the Archbishop’ by Willa Cather‘Threats’ by Amelia Gray
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I just decided that I DESPERATELY need to rewatch ‘The Virgin Suicides,’ and ideally screen it for a friend or two who haven’t seen it
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The Virgin Suicides Lux Lisbon
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
‘A Grocery Store of Bloodstone and Clouds’ I’d read it
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Love this idea from Steven J Reese! 📖 1. Entree book: aligns with your interests and is highly acclaimed 2. Vegetable book: out of your comfort zone in terms of genre/author/difficulty level 3. Dessert book: 100% your exact cup of tea that you know you can just devour #books #reading #BookSky #📚
Screenshot from an Instagram reel by Steven James Reese about what he calls the “3 Course Meal Reading Method”
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not my post about my new books racking up more engagement than my last two thirst traps, and in less time to boot
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Tom And Jerry Duck Cries 'I'm Ugly'
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My Internet history every day of my adolescence:
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I bought books today, it’s what Dolly would have wanted 📚🫶🏻 #books #BookSky #bookhaul
A picture of four books:

‘Curiosities’ by Anne Fleming
‘Wildwood’ by Colin Meloy
‘The Grip of It’ by Jac Jemc
‘Ring’ by Koji Suzuki (translated by Robert B. Rohmer and Glynne Walley)
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT THE FUCKING SECOND TOWER
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Here’s what the back looks like, if you even care 😪 #HumpDay
On bed wearing black jockstrap, back to the camera
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In other news, I was overdue for a haircut
Mirror pic wearing black jockstrap
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Meanwhile, we have these literal human skidmarks who are categorically evil and actively destroying the world that get to cling to life until approximately 136 years old, and they get to hold public office the entire time
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m saying 80 was too young in this instance
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of my probably top 20 songs of all time, it chokes me up every time I hear it. And it’s really got me in a state listening to it today… Jesus H, we’ll miss you, Dolly 🫶🏻
“Coat of Many Colors” by Dolly Parton
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seeing red this FCF
Lying on couch in red briefs
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When he says “Can I see you soon?” instead of “Let’s hang out again some time”
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Goofy Movie: Roxanne's Happy Hair Twirl
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pro tip #FCF
Sitting on couch wearing shiny blue jockstrap, head of wiener sticking out above the waistband
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Lights, camera, and me without a stitch of makeup on!”
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Took this pic with my friend just now and she said, “why do you look 22?” What a beautiful compliment 🥹🥹🥹
Me at a bar wearing a ‘Wicked’ shirt and a lei a random person gave to me
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Interesting 👁️👄👁️ #BookSky #currentlyreading
Front cover of the novel ‘The Bloody Brick Road: A Wizard of Oz Retelling’ by Maude Royer, translated from the French by Rachel E. FoxCONTENT AND TRIGGER WARNINGS

This unhinged book is a horror novel intended for adults only. Reader discretion is advised, since the following pages contain some of the following:

organ swapping

Winged Monkeys with neo-Nazi ideologies

amateur animal crossbreeding

sexual (and nonsexual) shoe obsessions

involuntary cannibalism

sex with murder case evidence

pitchforks, staple guns, axes, and other very sharp objects

Al girlfriends

reckless credit card spending

heartless bastards, cowardly men, and sweet-but-brainless boys

blatant disregard for traffic laws

sexual assault

and a depiction of child abuse
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Another Wednesday, another ass pic 😪
Ass in jockstrap
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Day off vibes ✌🏻
My homemade breakfast consisting of bacon, scrambled eggs with peppers and onions, and sourdough bread with peanut butter, with the base of a glass of iced coffee visible toward the top right of the frame.
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Got these brown eggs assuming they would contain chocolate eggs (like how brown cows produce chocolate milk, DUH) and very disappointed in this result. Won’t fall for this scam ever again. Fuck Big Pharma 🙄
Brown eggs in an ice bath after being boiledBoiled eggs, peeled, in a plastic container
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sunday bulgin’
Top-down angle of my lap, wearing a blue and teal jockstrap, the outline of my semi-erect wiener clearly visible in the pouch. Feet also in frame, for those into that.
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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just heard Gavin Creel’s voice and almost burst into tears 😭
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