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@sh00msh.bsky.social
293 followers 832 following 43 posts

she bday march 20th 2004 im a scary cryptid trapped in a research enclosure but the researchers let me online for enrichment

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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
im sorry for how i acted when i was sober
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
all im saying is that in terms of wanting to fuck fat trans girls i was ahead of the curve. yall are way late to the party
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
exposure therapy for a girl who doesnt like body hair where i shove my bush in her face and tell her shes ungrateful and ask her how she likes the taste of carpet
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
whenever people sleep in the same room as me they tell me about some shit like "i had nightmares about the gnashing broken teeth of god"
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
im sorry i dont think this is gonna work out. i only date fat hairy autistic girls who dont wear deodorant. sorry
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
you should try wearing your heart on your sleeve its very liberating
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
pussy so good it got me screaming like im in the femur breaker
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
she loves me for my chills top15s impression
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
theyre turning me into smithereens tomorrow. by blowing me (up)
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
HOW DARE you have your own wants and desires. im having you exploded by the orbital laser
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
should i show my psychiatrist my bsky account
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
dont speak to me in that tone youre talking to a princess rn
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
love dating raceplay girlies i get so many free n word passes
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
u dont even care about how i dress i knew it. u hate that i dress like a 13 year old boy in 2006 ;-;
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
gonna fondle my loves breasts with hands soaked in my own blood
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
*while my ex and her man are brandishing a knife at me* omg stooopp nooo thats literally not funny stooooopppp nooooo cmoon you know i hate it when you do thatt stoooopp
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
this is what i get for falling in love with a girl who has an affinity for dark relics
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
wiggles bunny tail at you hey can i bum a cig
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
heading home from a 15 hour shift, cant wait to feel dead for 2 hours and then fall asleep
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
these catgirl bitches are PISSING me off. "meow meow mrow" do NOT use that tone with me punk
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
im sorry for being a big freakish beast who watches from the shadows and who you only catch small glimpses of. i get that its weird and offputting but im just really shy. i promise im really chill i just need some time to observe from afar
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
girl who says im so normal a lot: ive been notified that im actually very atypical
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
you can tell when people are autistic about something because when they talk about it you feel a disturbance in the zero point field
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
can an ao3 neet girl and a welder redneck girl really fall in love ...
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
theres never been a more trans girl than fluttershy
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i love squatting in the middle of my yard while i drink and smoke i feel like such a creature
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
girl becomes suicidal after doing one chore
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
thats it buddy. im taking you to my mysterious palace lit with red light
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
every state thinks they have the worst drivers. and thats because they dont know about me
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
theyre datamoshing me next week. yea its gonna hurt really fucking bad but it is what it is
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
says safeword cutely
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
theyre chopping me up and putting my crumbled up meat in baked beans tommorrow
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
those overtime paychecks make it all like 10% more worth it
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
girls love when youre emotionally volatile and flip out over nothing and obsess over them
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
over 100 degrees outside, porta potties are too damn hot. getting booty butt naked so i dont die from heat stroke while taking a piss
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
yea guys i dont work at 6 am or anything. yea i love hearing fireworks til midnight when i work 50 hour weeks
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
some people are too embarrassed to say they like fat girls who smell bad. so they say they like alphys undertale instead
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
im a girl but im sapphic in a boy way
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
hey brah, thanks for the like! i need $15 to buy more camel crush menthol cigarettes
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
she loves me because i blow really big bubble gum bubbles
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
girls love working 12 hour days in the sun. its enriching
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
yea you dirty bitch. blow those boogers all on my dick
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shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
bored in my enclosure. licking the glass and dry humping it whenever the scientists walk by. they get so mad they shock me with a cattle prod. they hate me because im just a little girl
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