shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026all im saying is that in terms of wanting to fuck fat trans girls i was ahead of the curve. yall are way late to the party 001
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026exposure therapy for a girl who doesnt like body hair where i shove my bush in her face and tell her shes ungrateful and ask her how she likes the taste of carpet 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026whenever people sleep in the same room as me they tell me about some shit like "i had nightmares about the gnashing broken teeth of god" 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026im sorry i dont think this is gonna work out. i only date fat hairy autistic girls who dont wear deodorant. sorry 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026you should try wearing your heart on your sleeve its very liberating 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026pussy so good it got me screaming like im in the femur breaker 010
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026theyre turning me into smithereens tomorrow. by blowing me (up) 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/08/2026HOW DARE you have your own wants and desires. im having you exploded by the orbital laser 010
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026dont speak to me in that tone youre talking to a princess rn 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026love dating raceplay girlies i get so many free n word passes 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026u dont even care about how i dress i knew it. u hate that i dress like a 13 year old boy in 2006 ;-; 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026gonna fondle my loves breasts with hands soaked in my own blood 010
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026*while my ex and her man are brandishing a knife at me* omg stooopp nooo thats literally not funny stooooopppp nooooo cmoon you know i hate it when you do thatt stoooopp 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026this is what i get for falling in love with a girl who has an affinity for dark relics 010
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026heading home from a 15 hour shift, cant wait to feel dead for 2 hours and then fall asleep 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 10/07/2026these catgirl bitches are PISSING me off. "meow meow mrow" do NOT use that tone with me punk 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026im sorry for being a big freakish beast who watches from the shadows and who you only catch small glimpses of. i get that its weird and offputting but im just really shy. i promise im really chill i just need some time to observe from afar 022
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026girl who says im so normal a lot: ive been notified that im actually very atypical 010
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026you can tell when people are autistic about something because when they talk about it you feel a disturbance in the zero point field 010
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026can an ao3 neet girl and a welder redneck girl really fall in love ... 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i love squatting in the middle of my yard while i drink and smoke i feel like such a creature 010
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 04/07/2026thats it buddy. im taking you to my mysterious palace lit with red light 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026every state thinks they have the worst drivers. and thats because they dont know about me 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026theyre datamoshing me next week. yea its gonna hurt really fucking bad but it is what it is 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026theyre chopping me up and putting my crumbled up meat in baked beans tommorrow 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026those overtime paychecks make it all like 10% more worth it 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026girls love when youre emotionally volatile and flip out over nothing and obsess over them 000
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026over 100 degrees outside, porta potties are too damn hot. getting booty butt naked so i dont die from heat stroke while taking a piss 100
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026yea guys i dont work at 6 am or anything. yea i love hearing fireworks til midnight when i work 50 hour weeks 010
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026some people are too embarrassed to say they like fat girls who smell bad. so they say they like alphys undertale instead 032
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026hey brah, thanks for the like! i need $15 to buy more camel crush menthol cigarettes 010
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026she loves me because i blow really big bubble gum bubbles 031
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026girls love working 12 hour days in the sun. its enriching 010
shoomsh @sh00msh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026bored in my enclosure. licking the glass and dry humping it whenever the scientists walk by. they get so mad they shock me with a cattle prod. they hate me because im just a little girl 030