realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Dentistry 100 years ago: Drill ‘em, fill ‘em, and bill ‘em. Dentistry today: Drill ‘em, fill ‘em, and bill ‘em. 010
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 07/06/2026It’s true. hello. i am a scientist. my science findings show scientifically that dinosaurs are not all dead, science-wise. birds are essentially dinosaurs. but jurassic park would've really sucked if they went in that direction. well, have a great day. don't forget: i am a scientist. 000
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The dinosaurs disappeared 65million years ago. Although if you ask me, they brought it on themselves. Sedentary lifestyle of sitting around eating empty carbs all day. Stupid dinosaurs. 280
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Not to worry. All of Canada will be speaking English once they become the 51st U.S. state. Or maybe 52nd after Greenland. Or after Cuba. I’m confused. Never mind. 000
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 28/04/2026“We strongly believe in the first amendment”, say the Red Hats 010
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 20/04/2026The dinosaurs disappeared 65million years ago. Although if you ask me, they brought it on themselves. Sedentary lifestyle of sitting around eating empty carbs all day. Stupid dinosaurs. 000
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I don’t use those dating apps. I meet women the old school way: never. 030
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 14/02/2026St. Valentine was under house arrest facing execution when he made his first Valentine note! See? Being alone and grumpy on Valentine's Day IS in fact traditional! 110
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Bidet. A French word meaning "Oooo! That was unexpectedly refreshing!" 020
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 15/12/2025This is how a worthless piece of shit expresses his condolences. 051
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Well, you're dirty and sweet Clad in black, don't look back and I love you. 020
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. ~Mitch 131
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too. ~Mitch Hedberg 020
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I heard that she also likes to shoot the merry-go-round horses just for practice. 010
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 08/11/2025The quote originally comes from an 1801 German play by Friedrich Schiller: “Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens”. I learned it from Isaac Asimov’s novel: The Gods Themselves. 030
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Good morning to everyone out there except the guy who makes some parts of movies too quiet and some parts too loud. 010
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Please, let women run the world. Men have done a first class job of fucking things up. Seriously. 1261
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 04/11/2025That’s just silly. The dinosaurs disappeared 65 million years ago. Although if you ask me, they brought it on themselves. Sedentary lifestyle of sitting around eating empty carbs all day. Stupid dinosaurs. 5724
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Am I the best looking man here? No. Do I have the best personality? Definitely not. But do I wake up every morning determined to be better than I was yesterday? Also no. 160
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 02/11/2025One day, long, long ago, there was this person who, surprisingly, was not full of shit. But this was a long time ago... and it was just one day. The End 050
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I laid awake last night wondering who was qualified enough to teach the first college student. 010
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Sea salt is great and all, but why don't you ever see lake salt or river salt? Oh right... because of salt water. Stay in school, kids. 020
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 02/11/2025They say you should only wake up if you plan on being awesome. So I'm going back to bed. #MotivationSunday 010
realSGW @sgw.bsky.social · 28/10/2025“Marriage is like a long, tedious meal with the dessert at the beginning.” ~Toulouse-Lautrec 040
