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Great-Auntie of the Universe

@sgtmajorette.bsky.social
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older than a boat, and there can be no folly in owning it; Army veteran, spinster. my Barbies are heavily armed.

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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
substack.com/@rawstory/no...
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Raw America (@rawstory)
🚨HOLY SH*T: Senator Mark Kelly showed Tulsi Gabbard a Trump fundraising email promising donors access to national security briefings — for cash. Then asked if that was appropriate. Gabbard had no answ...
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
🤣😂😆🤣
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
My dog used to look at me like, "Oh, it's you. So you *did* come back after all."
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 11/04/2026
Can’t stop watching this.. 😊
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did on J6 🩸🩸🩸
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Only in the "come-over-here-and-bend-over" sense of it not being worth the calories it would burn to get up and walk over to him to put a foot up his ass.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It's Allah's turn.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Conversely, does any Jesuit give a rat's ass what Kegsbreath has to say?
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Don't mess with the Jebbies.
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Harlow’s Musings @harlowsmusings.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The Generals are gone. The AG is gone. We started a war. Gas is up. Healthcare is up. Prescriptions are up. The rich are richer. The poor are poorer. Protesters have been killed. Service members have been killed. The law is a suggestion. The constitution is a memory. We. Are. Not. Okay.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Satanic chicken embryos.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Traditional colleges (the ones kids go to right out of high school) should hire you to pose as some kind of workman to wander into classrooms, unscrew a few things and suddenly look up from your "work", notice all these teenagers, and come out with an offhand deadpan zinger like that.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Wasn't Fred Trump Senior an anchor baby?
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Obviously they have to, if they're going to take in new animals every day.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Only a chosen few should earn the right to know the arcane writings of the Old Ones. Let there be a test.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It's all about intent. If you acted without judgement, you're good. If they were truly needy and acted with true gratitude, they're good. One is not dependent on the other.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Black and Brown athletes are in danger in the US. Do not put your champions in harm's way.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This is the solution. Very few people in that neighborhood are allowed to have big dogs in their apartments.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I live down the block from the Manhattan ACC and am in there every time there is a small dog for adoption. It is kind of squalid, but they are an open shelter under mandate to take in any animal brought in. Naturally they are always crowded. I really believe they do their best.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Is there anybody who looks dopier in a crown than Camilla?
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Nobody. He overstayed his visa.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I think it would be sociopathocracy, like demo-cracy is power to people because demos=people and kratos=power. Of course, we already have *kakistocracy*=government by the worst.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
A Modest Proposal:
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Why do y'all keep letting him into your countries and talking to him like he was a person? Greenland did it right when the vice president came to them. Why don't all the world bodies censure the US? Do some regime change on us for a change.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Re the Hormuz, not saying I'm an expert on the sitch, but are we really too proud to try historically vetted measures like sacrificing a high ranking member of the royal family to propitiate the sea god
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
They could have saved the world economy by making a 90s Barbie doll president.
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Lady Foxglove @ladyfoxglove93.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Abolish ICE and prosecute every single “agent” for crimes against humanity.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I just finished my red hat.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Top center is my supervillain outfit.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
draftbarrontrump.com
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Home | Draft Barron Trump
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The East River, in New York City, is a strait. It's my personal favorite.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
What, the constitution? It's many, many pieces of paper, with many, many great big words. Too bad nobody in the executive branch can read.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Military members swear an oath to protect the Constitution against all enemies, foreign *and* domestic. They are *obliged* to disobey unlawful, i.e. unconstitutional, orders. I am encouraged to read about general/flag officers resigning their commissions.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Hey, you're here!!!
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
That's adorable.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Is he that tiny or is it the camera angle?
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The wind's kicked up, but it's stopped snowing, so no, it's not a blizzard. I can see halfway across Manhattan Island from my dirty picture window.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Royal brothers just can't get along.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"Underage women" is an oxymoron.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Wonder if he has anything interesting to say?
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
wait—mixed doubles curling?
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Who fed those children sugar?
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
You win the internet today.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I literally just shivered. I'm terrified of weeds.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Does it have any practical use, like folk medicine? People have discovered that you can prepare kudzu like flax and spin it.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
We defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic. The oath is for life.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Man, I thought *I* had a big head. That woman looks like an elderly Bratz doll. I'm going to buy a hat.
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Great-Auntie of the Universe @sgtmajorette.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Undocumented? They've got that DD 214.
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