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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell

@sgtkero.bsky.social
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You can call me the distinguished Dr. Ivo Robotnik | Animator/Artist | Art teacher | Science geek | Hockey fan | Business inquiries: the.sgt.kero@gmail.com

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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate teaching elementary kids. I am through and through a high school teacher. For the love of god I need a high school to hire me. I feel like I'm dying
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is me in case you were wondering
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Remember when I was comfortable with being a girl? Yeah. Me neither.
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh yes my favorite mnemonic to remember the Great Lakes. HAMES.
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why is it tungsten cube if osmium is the densest metal 🤔
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh yeah I'm now officially in my first teaching job. I'm nervous as shit since it's elementary and I've only ever taught high school 😬
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i couldnt find my drawing glove and was almost completely incapable of drawing BUT I FOUND IT
screenshot of the scooby doo cartoon with velma on the ground looking for her glasses but it's been edited to say "i can't draw without my drawing glove" with a stock image of a drawing glove on the floor
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My birthday is literally cursed. Every year something happens
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
GUYS. LOOK AT MY NEW COOKIE JAR
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SPAAAAAIIIINNNNN YEEEEAAAAHHHHH
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
IT'S BLUMBY'S BIRTHDAY!! He is 6 years old and he got some big roaches for his bday dinner 💕🎈🎂
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My camera can't pick up all the smoke but suhweeet jeebus HELP. Canada please calm down 😭 We can't breathe down here in Illinois!!
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Remembering that I'm terrible at socializing when I'm put into a group of people I've never met and the only person I know walks away 😰
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Look at my Borb!!
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I FINALLY realized who Kinger reminds me of... Professor Frink from the Simpsons!!
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Why are people so inconsiderate in waiting rooms?? TURN YOUR SOUND OFF OR WEAR HEADPHONES/EARBUDS
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I don’t know if this was an intentional choice or a tone deaf one, but the place I'm at for fireworks is playing This Is America by Childish Gambino
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I gotta give a lotta credit to Goose's ability to finish TADC while having this hellhole of a fandom screaming about a fictional rabbit being trans and why that's bad... 🫩
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I may have forgotten (and rediscovered) that Roku has a dedicated 24/7 Sonic the Hedgehog channel and now my tism is going fucking crazy because I can literally quote most episodes thanks to watching YTPs for the past 22 years
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm so tired of the TADC fandom. The mental gymnastics you guys play are exhausting
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
KFC giveth and KFC taketh away 😔 That is the mood of this trade/draft season
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This NHL draft is a fucking nightmare to hear about as a Blackhawks fan. I won't watch this train wreck
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I think my biggest question about TADC is what did Zooble do all day when the rest of the gang was out on Caine's adventures? My best guess is Caine probably tries to annoy them, but Zooble has gotten good at hiding and Caine forgets to snap summon them
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I can't even get an interview with a fucking middle school. How the hell am I supposed to ever find a job
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If not meant to be squished... then why so balloon?
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The day I realized that I have Sonic flavored tism was so funny. Just the sudden realization of "oh. oh I've been hyperfixating over Robotnik this whole time"
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It is 5AM on a Saturday and my neighbors decided that now would be a fantastic time to rearrange their furniture. I JUST WANT TO SLEEP
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The cutest little man in the whole world
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Any long time followers remember when I would tweet random ADHD thoughts? Well it's back baby. And WORSE THAN EVER!! (I have never been medicated and I never plan to be HAHAHAHA)
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Frog Cult @frogcult.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Absolutely HILARIOUS moment on Blumby's stream today with @sgtkero.bsky.social 😂 www.twitch.tv/frogcultorg/...
twitch.tv
FrogCultOrg - blumby takes down stream
Watch FrogCultOrg's clip titled
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
So uh. Fun fact. Blumby was shown at a punk concert in New Jersey. Thank you to @shirtholeband.bsky.social and Amanda Brewer (www.instagram.com/ambr_media?i...) for sharing my little boy!!
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Coworker at camp gave me like 200 Pokémon cards boasting that almost all of them were original cards… well he’s half right. They are first gen… but all reprints from 2002 😬
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Oh good. My 4th fucking rejection from a high school. I want to die
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
HEHEHE DONATO WAS RESIGNED
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I’m gonna call it right now after seeing Jax in the safari outfit. The new episode of TADC is going to involve The Most Dangerous Game
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The fact I don’t have white hairs yet is incredible considering the amount of stress I deal with every second of the day
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Geology @geologytime.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Humor... for a tough crowd #geology
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The empire has fallen. God help us. The plague is strong
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Student 1: *draws a character on whiteboard* Student 2: OMG IS THAT SHADOW MILK FUDGE COOKIE??? Me who only remembers the original endless runner Ovenbreak AKA the original Cookie Run: what in the goddamn
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I just heard a teacher refer to the sounds of birds chirping as “bird music”
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I believe in Charlie Dompler x Little Caesar’s pizza guy supremacy
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
THE HARMONICA WOMEN ARE BACK. This means the Kings are due for a dub
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Kid: Mom, can I have froggy chair from Animal Crossing? Mom: No. We have froggy chair at home
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
She a lil funky
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Queenie @queenie-draws.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I imagine this is how the adoption went. #thegaslightdistrict #gaslightdistrict #glitchproductions #kenthebutcher #melancholyhill
A digitally colored pencil drawing of Ken the Butcher (a muscular, ugly zombie with a bloody meat cleaver embedded in his skull and the muscles of his left arm exposed) cradling baby Mel (a baby human girl with reddish blonde hair and red eyes), who smiles up at him.

Ken: I've only had Mel for a day and a half. But if anything happened to her...Ken wields the meat cleaver threateningly in one hand while still cradling Mel with the other. His mouth is open in an angry scream and his eyes are crazed. Baby Mel has a mischievous smile on her face.

Ken: ...I'D KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM, AND THEN MYSELF!
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Can we talk about the Virtues from The Gaslight District? I’d like to talk about the Virtues from The Gaslight District. Please just a moment of your time sir
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Tony… rest in peace. Keep on fishing, man. I’m going to miss you. You’ll never know, but you helped me so much during the hardest years of my life just by being someone I could laugh with at work. Fuck cancer
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
THEYRE BACK. THE KOREAN SENIOR HARMONICA GROUP DID IT AGAIN
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🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Just saw the Riot Fest lineup… whoever chose the headliners must have gone down my list of bands I dislike and chosen out of the top 10
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