🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I hate teaching elementary kids. I am through and through a high school teacher. For the love of god I need a high school to hire me. I feel like I'm dying 000
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Remember when I was comfortable with being a girl? Yeah. Me neither. 100
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Oh yes my favorite mnemonic to remember the Great Lakes. HAMES. 010
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Why is it tungsten cube if osmium is the densest metal 🤔 000
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Oh yeah I'm now officially in my first teaching job. I'm nervous as shit since it's elementary and I've only ever taught high school 😬 000
Reposted by 🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hellmelissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 03/06/2026i couldnt find my drawing glove and was almost completely incapable of drawing BUT I FOUND IT 457286
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My birthday is literally cursed. Every year something happens 001
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026IT'S BLUMBY'S BIRTHDAY!! He is 6 years old and he got some big roaches for his bday dinner 💕🎈🎂 000
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My camera can't pick up all the smoke but suhweeet jeebus HELP. Canada please calm down 😭 We can't breathe down here in Illinois!! 000
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Remembering that I'm terrible at socializing when I'm put into a group of people I've never met and the only person I know walks away 😰 000
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I FINALLY realized who Kinger reminds me of... Professor Frink from the Simpsons!! 010
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Why are people so inconsiderate in waiting rooms?? TURN YOUR SOUND OFF OR WEAR HEADPHONES/EARBUDS 010
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I don’t know if this was an intentional choice or a tone deaf one, but the place I'm at for fireworks is playing This Is America by Childish Gambino 110
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I gotta give a lotta credit to Goose's ability to finish TADC while having this hellhole of a fandom screaming about a fictional rabbit being trans and why that's bad... 010
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I may have forgotten (and rediscovered) that Roku has a dedicated 24/7 Sonic the Hedgehog channel and now my tism is going fucking crazy because I can literally quote most episodes thanks to watching YTPs for the past 22 years 010
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I'm so tired of the TADC fandom. The mental gymnastics you guys play are exhausting 000
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 27/06/2026KFC giveth and KFC taketh away 😔 That is the mood of this trade/draft season 000
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 27/06/2026This NHL draft is a fucking nightmare to hear about as a Blackhawks fan. I won't watch this train wreck 010
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I think my biggest question about TADC is what did Zooble do all day when the rest of the gang was out on Caine's adventures? My best guess is Caine probably tries to annoy them, but Zooble has gotten good at hiding and Caine forgets to snap summon them 100
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I can't even get an interview with a fucking middle school. How the hell am I supposed to ever find a job 000
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 21/06/2026If not meant to be squished... then why so balloon? 000
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The day I realized that I have Sonic flavored tism was so funny. Just the sudden realization of "oh. oh I've been hyperfixating over Robotnik this whole time" 000
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 30/05/2026It is 5AM on a Saturday and my neighbors decided that now would be a fantastic time to rearrange their furniture. I JUST WANT TO SLEEP 000
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Any long time followers remember when I would tweet random ADHD thoughts? Well it's back baby. And WORSE THAN EVER!! (I have never been medicated and I never plan to be HAHAHAHA) 110
Reposted by 🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hellFrog Cult @frogcult.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Absolutely HILARIOUS moment on Blumby's stream today with @sgtkero.bsky.social 😂 www.twitch.tv/frogcultorg/...twitch.tvFrogCultOrg - blumby takes down streamWatch FrogCultOrg's clip titled 12412
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 13/10/2025So uh. Fun fact. Blumby was shown at a punk concert in New Jersey. Thank you to @shirtholeband.bsky.social and Amanda Brewer (www.instagram.com/ambr_media?i...) for sharing my little boy!! 282
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Coworker at camp gave me like 200 Pokémon cards boasting that almost all of them were original cards… well he’s half right. They are first gen… but all reprints from 2002 😬 030
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Oh good. My 4th fucking rejection from a high school. I want to die 220
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I’m gonna call it right now after seeing Jax in the safari outfit. The new episode of TADC is going to involve The Most Dangerous Game 020
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 02/06/2025The fact I don’t have white hairs yet is incredible considering the amount of stress I deal with every second of the day 030
Reposted by 🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hellGeology @geologytime.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Humor... for a tough crowd #geology 2257
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 28/05/2025The empire has fallen. God help us. The plague is strong 161
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Student 1: *draws a character on whiteboard* Student 2: OMG IS THAT SHADOW MILK FUDGE COOKIE??? Me who only remembers the original endless runner Ovenbreak AKA the original Cookie Run: what in the goddamn 120
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I just heard a teacher refer to the sounds of birds chirping as “bird music” 000
Reposted by 🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hellClassical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 14/05/2025 3427108
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I believe in Charlie Dompler x Little Caesar’s pizza guy supremacy 000
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 30/04/2025THE HARMONICA WOMEN ARE BACK. This means the Kings are due for a dub 110
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Kid: Mom, can I have froggy chair from Animal Crossing? Mom: No. We have froggy chair at home 020
Reposted by 🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hellQueenie @queenie-draws.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I imagine this is how the adoption went. #thegaslightdistrict #gaslightdistrict #glitchproductions #kenthebutcher #melancholyhill 417049
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Can we talk about the Virtues from The Gaslight District? I’d like to talk about the Virtues from The Gaslight District. Please just a moment of your time sir 100
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Tony… rest in peace. Keep on fishing, man. I’m going to miss you. You’ll never know, but you helped me so much during the hardest years of my life just by being someone I could laugh with at work. Fuck cancer 000
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 24/04/2025THEYRE BACK. THE KOREAN SENIOR HARMONICA GROUP DID IT AGAIN 010
🧃Sgt. Kero @ in hell @sgtkero.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Just saw the Riot Fest lineup… whoever chose the headliners must have gone down my list of bands I dislike and chosen out of the top 10 000