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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Any time you can recap an Eagles’ offseason while triggering MAGA mop heads with a picture of their favorite boogeyman, I am here for it. 🧑‍🍳💋

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Further evidence that Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in the middle.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

To quote Buddy Ryan, I would trade Ringo for a six-pack of beer and it doesn’t even have to be cold.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If the administration is trying to look tough on sex crimes, how about some Epstein indictments?

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Anyone else see that photo and think of The Leftovers?

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Broadcast charges with the bully pulpit. Dismiss them in a Friday night news dump. This administration is a disgrace.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Somewhere, Popeye Jones’ ears are ringing, and he doesn’t know why.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

All jokes aside, Sixers – Knicks has become the must see prime time matchup of 26–27.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

1. Rocco Underwood’s name will make him a fan favorite. 2. Kelee Ringo needs to leave for my personal sanity. 3. Get “well” soon, Uar Bernard.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Ah, I see that we have the exceedingly rare kitchen appliance video audiophile in the audience today. 🤦‍♂️

yup.watch

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Have any of these undrafted “bonus babies” panned out in the past? Blankenship, perhaps?

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

But the Dow is reapproaching $50,000, according to Pam Bondi.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Uar Bernard sounds like a very worthy 7-round flyer.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

As Buddy once said, I would have “traded him for a six-pack. It doesn't even have to be cold.”

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Seemingly, trading Tanner and drafting a QB. The main intrigue now is *how high* in the draft.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Trump Derangement Syndrome isn’t a serious thing. It is a buzz term - like Fake News - used to respond to anyone who opposes Trump’s presidency, regardless of reason.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

If it ended today, we accomplished nothing beyond blowing stuff up and further damaging our reputation on the world stage. Xi laughs at Trump (again).

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

You may be able to, if you have the NYT Games app. It has an archive of the past puzzles that you can still play, if you haven’t completed them before.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

The underlying question was carefully drafted to jackpot Dems, because it is impossible to answer without fuller context. Four days later, I am still not sure whether standing was the correct option.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Sydney “It’s-Always-Him-Now-that-Derek-Barnett-is-Gone” Brown.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

The GOP has forfeited its electability in any federal contest in Minnesota for a very long time.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Strange flex to compare US Olympic gold medals to Canadian Olympic appearances, but congrats on all of the appearances.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Two grandmasters are playing chess and some idiot comes over and flips over the table, thereby ruining the game. The idiot is most the consequential of the three for his ability to destroy, but he is still an idiot.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Were you expecting a happier ending for the Patriots owner?

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

No. I just spied on someone who came up with it.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

When purchasing any local institution (sports franchise, newspaper, historic business, etc.), the buyer acquires a community trust and should be held to a higher standard.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Only if you are doing it correctly, Annie.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Though legal when used purely politically, gerrymandering is perhaps the single greatest cause of the polarization in this country, as both parties have sacrificed democratic norms for expediency.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Too busy having Romo telling us repeatedly that a play that never left Maye’s hands was “aggressive”.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Just hoping no one tries to give him the Aunt Jemima treatment.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Isn’t it pretty to think so? Unfortunately, that is not America anymore.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

And MAGA approves because they have been trained to view fellow Americans as “them”.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

The Greenland Summit leads to a dumbass landmass impasse.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

He can put that $150,000 towards a presidential pardon. Problem solved.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

An ICE agent shot her twice in the head at point blank range in violation of every law enforcement manual in existence. Hope that clears it up for you.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Howie is on the clock. There is a lot to do here.

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

But which offense will show up in the 2nd half?

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Sgt. Hulka’s Big Toe @sgthulkasbigtoe.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Seattle is pulling for the Niners tomorrow. They don’t want the Rams.

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