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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Riley Gaines makes the swim from Alcatraz - ties for fifth place behind 61 year old former Supervisor Aaron Peskin.

San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

San Francisco Supes approve $61M in SFPD overtime so officers can spend more time protecting Chase Center box seats and the Salesforce Tower lobby.

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

We go live to Oakland for a reaction from Seneca Scott as Barbara Lee wins her Mayoral race

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Ex-Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel expresses bizarre regret over not being a sexual predator in middle school during discussion on trans rights

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Unhinged? No, unstoppable: why schizophrenic Renia Webb losing touch with reality is the ultimate campaign power move at Oakland's mayoral forum

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

One People, one Social Media Platform, one Leader. - Elon gives speech about love, thankfulness and peace to Germany's far right AFD party.

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

SF City Attorney David Chiu joins lawsuit against Trump administration policy 'destroying the lives of immigrant communities,' assures he's 'still fully behind destroying the lives of homeless communities'

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

BREAKING: Multiple injuries reported at the New York Times and Anti Defamation League as staff members trip over themselves to defend an overtly Nazi salute

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

House Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi underwent successful hip replacement surgery in Germany - Here are our top 10 luxury hospital picks for when you want to avoid the poors.

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Macy's said it will close 65 stores this year. Tom Wolf seen near-catatonic, muttering '9/11' over and over while building a memorial out of fragrance samples.

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Canadian Native Garry Tan and Ohio Native Seneca Scott stand united in a shared appreciation for using Tupac lyrics to wish Bay Area Natives would "Die Slow Mother Fuckers."

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Family members concerned as London Breed exerts the power of her office to take Ricci Wynne off suicide watch amid rumors of politically devastating "client list."

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Professional tantrum thrower Seneca Scott announces he won’t make a second bid for Oakland Mayor, disappointing as many as 5,000 Oaklanders and 80% of Piedmont residents.

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Michelle Tandler voices regrets after recent registration as a Republican, local Democrats rush to Twitter to exclaim, 'NO BACKSIES!'

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Bay Area drivers with RFK '24 stickers devastated as California agriculture officials confirmed Sunday that the infectious virus was detected in raw milk produced by a Fresno County facility that sells its products at dozens of Bay Area grocery stores.

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Gavin Newsom has promised to fight Donald Trump if he goes through on his threats. But, in doing so, Newsom runs the risk of angering a president with whom he agrees with on issues like criminalizing homelessness and crushing resistance from the Left

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Ricci Wynne under arrest for, among other things, pimping out conservative San Francisco Democrats to Fox News

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Gaetz out, Brooke in? SF's DA spotted in oversized MAGA hat and trench coat at SFO booking last minute tickets to Florida

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

'Brandon! Brandon! Brandon!' A Very Brady Breakdown: Judge Brenda Harbin-Forte's post-election paranoid Twitter tantrum extends into third week

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Cloudy with a chance of embarrassment: interns create storm map of questionable shape. Editors apologize: 'Normally they shrink when it's cold out...'

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Musk vows to run the government like 'X': Economists warn of second great depression, Ecologists expect burning rivers, Doctors prepare for a Bird Flu Pandemic, and Gavin Newsom plans new homeless 'camps.'

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Letters to the Editor: Chronicle readers comment on Trevor Chandler's IDF enlistment, Gov. Gavin Newsom's new throne room, and local liberals insist they're not mad about being compared to Reagan

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Daniel Lurie enlists Salvation Army consultant Tom Wolf to launch San Francisco's newest DEI Project: The 'Diversity and Exploitation Initiative'

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Cable news pundits Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski embrace autocracy faster than you can say ‘ethical compromise’ - Announce ingratiating meeting with 'Fascist Daddy' at Mar-a-Lago.

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

What’s right and wrong about Trump’s Defense Secretary pick: Pete Hegseth may not be qualified, but his nomination at least represents a legitimate policy change from 2020's America to 1930's Germany

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

In shocking display of innovation, Mayor-elect Daniel Lurie appoints billionaire Sam Altman to use AI to fix problems caused by... billionaires.

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

‘For the last time, you lost!’: Exhausted Editorial Board pleads with Michael Lai to stop calling about our election coverage

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Daniel Lurie beat long odds by spending $10m more than his next nearest candidate in the San Francisco mayor’s race. Building enough housing may be even tougher without more of Mommy's money.

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Lurie's new cologne: Eau de Tan — How Garry Tan is working behind the scenes to position himself as Daniel Lurie's new Mommy

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

BREAKING: Newly elected Supervisor Bilal Mahmood announces that San Francisco will become the first city in the United States to bring Atlas Shrugged back into classrooms.

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Recall champion now championing against recalls — Joel Engardio claims his case is 'different' because, well, it's him

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Gov. Gavin Newsom is moving part-time to a home in Marin County that sold on Thursday for $9.1 million, according to a person familiar with the matter. The six-bedroom property includes floor-to-ceiling windows, a swimming pool and a throne room for receiving campaign donors.

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

A CNN anchor this week painted a misleading picture of Mayor Breed’s record on public safety. That's our Job. Stay in your lane, CNN.

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Daniel Lurie threaded a political needle in the mayor’s race between actual Republicans and Democrats who vote like Republicans

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Let the Sycophancy Commence: Adam Nathan, Garry Tan, and other SF tech leaders take to Twitter to suck up to Trump's newest future ex-wife

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Brooke Jenkins passed over for AG in favor of Gaetz, muses, ‘There’s Always Trump’s Next Administration’

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Do I send my kid to a private high school? I toured one in S.F. to see if it was worth keeping my child away from the poors in the wake of school closures.

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

GrowSF Slashes Workforce by 40% Amid Existential Crisis as Sachin Agarwal Claims 'Money Can’t Buy Elections' in an Effort to Downplay the Group’s Influence in San Francisco Politics

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Straight Out of Central Casting: Trump Seeks 'SS Officer #1' for Defense Secretary and Pete Hegseth Delivers

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

DOGE: How One Kindergarten Teacher's Beloved Shiba Inu Will Lead the World's Most Divorced Man to Become the Downfall of the American Experiment

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Michelle Tandler Announces She's A Republican — Hopes This Clears Up What Was Already Obvious from Her Twitter Feed

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Defeated in Supervisor Election, Autumn Looijen Flies Back Down the Peninsula on Her Broomstick, Vowing: ‘I’ll Be Back My Pretties! Michael Moritz Isn’t Done With You Yet!'

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Local Multi-Millionaire Lobbyist at the Vanguard Of $100M Anti-Rent Control Campaign Machine Declares: ‘Leftist Policies Simply Can’t Win on the Merits’

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Boundary-Pushing SF Restaurant Will Close After More Than 12 Years—Heres Who’s Left to Blame After the Election

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

California’s Coastal Commission A Rare Government Agency with a Spine – How Garry Tan and Vinod Khosla Will Unite With YIMBYs to Destroy It

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Newsom Announces New Policy to Deal With Homelessness Crisis - A Complete Ban on Urban Camping and Forced Enrollment in Government ‘Tent Cities’, No Wait, That Was Trump? Are You Sure?

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Trevor Chandler Finally Concedes Supervisor Race, Sidesteps Return to AIPAC Career to Instead Enlist Directly in the IDF Following Election Loss

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Chronicle Editors ‘Sadder Than the First Time They Watched Up’ After Sam Singer’s Secret Alt Account Scoops Fenton’s Creamery Closure

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

‘Am I Out of Touch? No, It’s the Voters Who Are Wrong’: Will Stancil Takes to Twitter to Pronounce 'Working-Class Voters Don’t Appreciate How Good They Have It Funding Record Corporate Profits'

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San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @sfchronpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

Editorial Board Sets Up and Begins Cross Posting on Twitter Rival Bluesky, Holds Out Hope Billionaire Elon Musk Legalizes Comedy for a Second Time

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