🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Beard trimmer mishap, so I’ll be a bit of a ‘baby face’ (not quite) for a few days. 154125
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Very hard to focus on my stupid little spreadsheets when there are so many good butts being posted today. 1270
Reposted by 🙃Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The listeria-contaminated cream cheese is the photo on the right 1439271
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This Sunday is brought to you by a haircut and a chest pump. 56569
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Watching Thelma & Louise for the first time and OH MY GOD?! Perfection! 0200
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Just shouted ‘owie’ during a squat so this leg day is going great! 01661
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Quick! I need recommendations on quickly making lots of $ to become a full-time Ptown resident. 1130
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Belting Alanis Morrissette at a piano bar on a Monday evening is what vacations are made for 1170
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I am READY for this new Carly Rae Jepsen album. Bop after bop after bop! 0100
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Less than 48 hours until Ptown…someone teleport me there 😩 0130
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Trying VERY hard to not obsessively check the weather app for Ptown, despite my arrival being a week away. Can you tell I’m ready for a break? 190
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 23/07/2026These Next Gen NYC kids not knowing what The Rocky Horror Picture Show is seriously pissing me off. I know to them it’s an ‘old’ movie, but come onnnnnnn. 2110
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comLord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the RingALT: Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 250
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Here’s a first for me: witnessed two guys getting caught by security coming out of a gym shower. 🤣 Be careful out there, y’all! 2180
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026So much is good about The Odyssey, but Samantha Morton’s brief performance? That’s GREAT. 270
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Only sliiiiightly regretting that smash burger and onion rings from last night…. 23698
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I want to see the data on how many House Hunters couples file for divorce or separate after watching how they are portrayed on their episode. 2221
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026You should do yourself a favor and see The Invite in a packed theater. What a joy it is to laugh with strangers. 0100
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026At a point in my life where my favorite plans are cancelled plans. 1130
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The amount of tortilla chips I ate at work today was offensive. Free food doesn’t have calories, right? 0150
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026A lil’ sweat before Pride Weekend. Have a great time, everyone! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 451814
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I know I should ignore it, but this whole ‘deconstructed latte’ thing is about to send me off a CLIFF. 490
🙃 @sfbayotter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Genuinely hilarious when I’m having a hot and heavy chat on Sniffies only for us to then exchange face photos and realize I’ve been chatting with a good friend. 🤣 5380
