Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Superman 3, the robot/computer lady transformation 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you do a big newspaper interview and say "I don't know my home address" I think you should be put in Arkham asylum 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Installed Half-life 1 and 2 on my PC so my son could experience the Sacred Texts 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is an act. It's a lie to present himself as an example of what he is trying to convince people is the future. Do not believe anything this man says. 011
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Remember when the story of the week was about if some British guy would be given the mace? 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I finally caved and bought a ploopy nano trackball. Let's see what monstrosity I can bolt together 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Man wasnt built powerful enough for peanut butter pretzel nuggets 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sorry, I don't listen to wet nerds as a policy 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I made the crucial mistake of changing my Internet to chase a lower price. They're never going to install this shit (after they accidentally cut my old Internet line) 001
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If you follow over 200 people you are insane 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Silicon valley: Fuck everything, we're doing all Shingys 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Zero Company better run on this dang BC250 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If we have to live through all these reboots and super late sequels can we at least get a Swordfish sequel 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 16/08/2026To the tune of Femininomenon: "It's Aginamemmanon" (Just saw odyssey) 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Doom Eternal at 120fps is a religious experience 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I solemnly promise to do absolutely nothing 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 12/08/2026We should go back to those AI driven twitch streams that were just homer Simpson singing songs 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 10/08/2026James Joyce is trash. In the bin, stop subjecting kids to this shit 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 09/08/2026There are no more news outlets that would publish "I got dinner from the unintelligible empanada truck" and I think that sucks. Maybe defector 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It's so telling that all these other AI companies have fallen over themselves to announce their own hacks vs just saying "we actually know how to properly secure our infrastructure" 010
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It's going to be the Puerto rican MJ impersonator 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Real heads know warez was pronounced "wah-rez" 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Totally cut my hand up working on the bc 250 heat sink, as I was destined 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This man has literally never had a job or accomplished anything 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Grill covers are a trick. You simply don't need one. 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 24/07/2026It is an absolute crime that Scavengers Reign didn't get another season. Watching with my kids and upset all over again 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 24/07/2026A fun mental exercise to do is "what would happen to some 17 year old who did this hack for fun" and apply that to Sam Altman 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Me when I look to my right and I see that another raptor has actually snuck up on me as a trap 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Telemundo doing Tobey Maguire dirty there 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Man that final angle they showed....I did not see the ball change its spin at all 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 28/06/2026How on earth does Google maps not have weather radar data? What are they doing over there? 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 17/06/2026If it was me, I might consider not letting Messi wander around alone at the top of the box 010
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Ah this is why my phone was popping a silver alert 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The end of Dark Knight Rises is so bad that it is hard to process on a rewatch. Did we all understand this when it came out? 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 05/06/2026There just has to be one other person in Maine who wants the job 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Original Netflix with the discs by mail is unequivocally a better product than streaming and it's not close 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Costco Pizza is the only pizza I've ever had that gets way better if you wait like 15 minutes for it to chill out 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Bezos reaction from tonight, the sick bastardstatic.klipy.comJeff Bezos' Iconic Space LaughALT: Jeff Bezos' Iconic Space Laugh 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Coke zero cherry is a top ten human accomplishment 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 21/05/2026It's very easy to change your phone to use kagi as default search. Do it now. 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Torching maybe the greatest tech product in history 000
Seymour Bermudez @seymourbermudez.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I think if I had a trillion dollars, I would wear a big cowboy hat while I went into space then divorce my normal wife and marry a form of lizard person. That's just me. 020
Reposted by Seymour BermudezWinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 02/05/2026people who aren’t from here always talk shit about giardiniera like, “uh NYC has relish, too, GO KNICKS BABY” and “isn’t that just vegetable plant sweepings fermented in oil?” and “if it’s so good, how come it doesn’t have a green M&M sex-food mascot?” well, sit the fuck down, people in group #3 2458396
