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Sexy Orcess of PDX

@sexyorcess.bsky.social
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Ugly Nasty Commie Bitch. Also I play DnD and have a benis.

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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sorry I was locked out of bluesky for some reason and kinda forgot about it
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Huge Tracks of Land
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Every other image you can find he literally has cum in his fucking hair
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
How do you explain to a hair stylist, you want a hair style from a gay hentai anime? Like no images I am gonna get from it are helping me pretend it's not. This one of the best ones I got and it's not helping you think it's not porn. Nor does it show the whole hairstyle.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Awesome
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Incredibly online Trans Girl 1950's greasers maybe
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This joke is probably for no one honestly... woke 1920's gangsters I guess.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
From this point foreword having sex with me shall hence forth be called, " Hitting the Bricks "
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I got the norovirus this week, I am fine now, and on top of the runs, vomiting, and sweating I could not drink fluid as fast as my body was losing them, I was so dehydrated I almost died! So, hey if you get the norovirus... don't fuck around about it.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This was about Lies of P, but it could be about a lot of games and that makes it funnier.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It's very interesting I didn't here the complaints from the kind of chuds one would expect to hear from, about a video game where it's extremely plot relevant to put the pretty boy you play as in prettier and prettier outfits, together more powerful.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Slowly becoming another personal favorite
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'm going to post a rare full body nude so I can double check it in like six months. Three years ago I was 400lbs, I have lost enough that it's gym time. I am not now nor have I ever been ashamed I was fat, I'm just getting old, and I want to see what I'm doing is working.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Yeah I know how kitchen work, is I've done it for like 20 years.... Also I appreciate the amount of artists that are openly horny at me.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If you draw on your sex parts you can have them out at work, everyone knows that love. That's how I don't wear pants in the kitchen.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This is a good thing I funded.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I did it by the way I got it done... and took no pictures.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Also welcome back!
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Pygmy has the best reactions to everything.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Not dressing up like women I see... huh I was certainly told it would be that.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This is proper PDX content
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
My spouse and I just had a lengthy conversation about how it feels like the country is being strip mined, the way Bain Capital destroys the companies it takes over and uses to dump piles of debt and make all the money for the share holders.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Yes! Biblically accurate Bowsette!
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I supposed to eat other things?
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Jokes on you I'm a girl who is gay
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Inspectress Gadget
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
her name is.... not Hernandez...
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
If I say yes will you go away, No. I appreciate that on accident I am currently playing this character Hernandez is Dismay and she is a literal nightmare made flesh, and a cleric to a lust goddess.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
My character has 700+ children...
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I don't wear underwear, do I still need to wear a thong, also not at work today
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Fuck that's hot
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Hey I'm one of those
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
This will certainly be done before Christmas for my roommate when I have like one more day off before Christmas... @3Dmoonn Mintures
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... nO vIctiMS hAVE NaMEd gLORioUS LeADer! It's wild how many pesos Trump has just magically been good friends with.
theguardian.com
Jeffrey Epstein accuser urged FBI to investigate Trump decades ago – report
Maria Farmer accused Epstein and Maxwell of sexual crimes in 1996, and identified Trump as worthy of attention
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Spouse asked if I like it when they milk my fat stupid udders during sex last night and ai came so hard I blacked out a little.... probably fine.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I looks like it would be nice to run my fingers through
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
If a woman looked at me like that I'd let her tear me in half like a phone book
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Of all the websites for people actually making things, to sell thier craft. and seek support to do thier work and so forth to not allow it's self to just be absolutely choked by AI garbage I feel patreon would be high on that list... but it isn't
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
This is how friends are supposed to be
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Me when the corner store doesn't have the color of monster energy I need to be a functional person.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Told a cis male coworker it was "hella gay" his girlfriend doesn't have a penis at work this evening.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
best girl
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
No, I've worked really hard on being a dumb bitch, it's not about misogyny it's about freeing myself from caring.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Ohh I did a thing that wasn't my chef job, or sex stuff.. I also made little people for the game of pretend my spouse and I play weekly. @gazminis.bsky.social is who made the model by the way. The base is custom though.
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
How about it's the best picture I have
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I promise that is the best picture of my ass
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Even an old thing like me?
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
How am I gonna get my firmware over the air porn fix now!
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Sexy Orcess of PDX @sexyorcess.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
What working with me is like apparently
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