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@sexedwithtim.bsky.social
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podcaster, chaotique homo, educator. screaming in your ears every other Thursday

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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
we as queer people get to choose our enemies
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
fucked a random hookup AND his roommate in the same night I'm unstoppable
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
This is actually so wild? 😭🫶🏽
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I had to be in teacher mode while guiding a virgin on how to fuck me. I mean this when I say teachers don't get paid enough.
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I took a guy's virginity, but I think I'm the one that imprinted onto him 🫣
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
i said what is on our minds. new episode with @lushlynn.bsky.social
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
he's innocent. he was shooting his load in me
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
literally the only thing keeping me from exploring more of my kinks is that I'm just so fucking lazy. what do you mean i have to go and buy my own 2×4 at home depot
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🎂Lush Lynn -🇨🇦's Playful Kinky BBW💙 @lushlynn.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Just recorded a fun little interview with @sexedwithtim.bsky.social for the Sex Ed with Tim podcast! Coming out later this month.
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
straight men stop calling yourselves queer just because you sleep with trans women challenge
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
new episode with @uncleteddy.bsky.social out now. life after sex work, the nuances of how it can affect your sex life, and pondering the question: when are tim and teddy finally gonna do it?
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I've been having so much sex that I need to give away some sex. It's too much sex.
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
i really hate how much i wanna have sex with men
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
is there a task rabbit for deep throating
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
when you want to prove to your ex that you've moved on so badly
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It's now 2025. when are we getting infinite sustainable power for sex toys 😤
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
new sex toy review!!! @misslacylennon.bsky.social @kiirooamsterdam.bsky.social
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Teddy is so hot and cool and hot and knowledgeable and did I mention hot?
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
"are you top vers or bottom" honey I'm broke
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
making a comeback on bluesky in that i have cum on my back
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
The baseball team named Chesapeake Oyster Catchers no yeah for sure looks good
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
really disappointed with the white lotus gay incest storyline when are we going to see lochlan raw dog saxon none of that jack off shit
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thatsugarguy (he/him/his) @thatsugarguy.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
It’s kinda annoying how hot men are
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
nobody has answered me this yet, but are poppers subject to tariffs?
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
i love it when straight men ask me for help. so you admit that I'm better than you 😏
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
i love when a top is queening out. he was fucking me and i used my legs to pull him in close to get every inch of him and he goes "biiiiiiitch 💅🏼"
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
big fan of whatever this is
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
my hole is so weak rn and full of smelly cum oh sorry, i meant to type "good morning"
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
make sure to stretch your hole so you can shoplift
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I'll be honest the first time i read DOGE i thought it was pronounced like "doggy" as in my fave position and just like my fave position it doesn't actually look at the problem
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
piss in my mouth and call me babygirl. please?
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F*ck Buddies Podcast @fbuddiespodcast.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Check out our newest episode, a @canpodawards.bsky.social team-up with @sexedwithtim.bsky.social where we play games, give advice, and generally have an absolute blast. open.spotify.com/episode/4Pc3...
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
spice up your sex life by pouring hot sauce down his pee hole
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I'm literally douched and ready to go but the host's roommate had some baby troubles. Like can't she just return it?
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
this valentine’s day, the best gift you can give your lover is a vacation. away from you. pretty sure they're tired of your bs anyway
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/02/2025
STIs: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/stis-my...
MYTH: STI tests are inconvenient.

FACT: The clinic will mail your penis back within three to five business days.
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
i can assure you that the fear of getting a positive STI test pales in comparison to trying to remember the guy's name
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
who needs lube when you have jesus's love to get you through anything 💗
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
so hot when a top whimpers
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
any heteros out there able to educate me in "fluent heterosexual" since my echo chamber is just a resounding "yaaaaaaassss"
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
we love a man who can juxtapose, trauma bond, and leave when he's done. new episode this Thu
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
32 blowjobs, one for each year older
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
this gay porn star voiced his support for trump. I'm still not gonna pay to watch his porn, but I'll pout while I'm jacking it
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
season five? season five 🫦
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
asking me (a bottom) to top you (a top) is some form of hate crime
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
people be fucking
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
it was an honor to be nominated, but let's be real. I wanted that win and I got it! Ending off 2024 on a high note with gay rights!
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
winter solstice more like winter sols dis dick
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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sexedwithtim @sexedwithtim.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
bring back good etiquette. whenever you give a handjob, remember it's always pinky up
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