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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn

@sewunicorn.bsky.social
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GenX crazy cat lady, oma, bookwyrm, fibre manipulator, package breaker, AFOL, bsky elder (583,XXX) AI is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.

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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Also it didn't help that I was stung by a bee/wasp/hornet while waiting impatiently in the back yard for it to be time to actually GO, so I arrived crying and in pain. So yeah, zero friends until about 4th grade.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Four years old. I was put into kindergarten a full year early because I kept escaping the house to go play at the elementary school with kids on recess or gym class. Then found out I was another year ahead of them in reading comprehension and was placed with the 1st graders for that.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Normally I say wait until the offer is firm. But you're eager to get out, your start date is firm, and you want some down time. Given those details, drop that letter like it's hot.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Received my mail ballot over the weekend. As soon as the drip boxes get distributed, I'll be dropping it off. Not sure I can trust USPS right now with an obvious ballot, and I'm an election judge so I'll be too busy to vote in person that day.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@tbsky.app please unroll :)
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mmmmm I think I need to plan a road trip up to Wiscsonsin.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean, black coffee does qualify as a clear liquid for prep. So if it's just plain coffee and ice, why not? (and yes, I know this is Gail shitposting again and I'm destroying the funny from the original sitch)
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm in an apartment building so no I can't do that. But I will keep it in mind for if I ever manage to afford our own home.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mine are the same way in my apartment building. The slop sink is to the right of the washer, though, so functionally it does make slightly more sense. I just wish the dryer door was hinged on the left so I didn't have to fight the door every load.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I see that @gailsimone.bsky.social is up to her usual hijinx once again.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have a similar group at one of my favorite lunch places. Every Weds, eight women, several hours (based on the fact that it doesn't seem to matter what time I eat and they're always there). They also definitely purchase food/drink so I'm sure management doesn't mind.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe bullfrogs are hard of hearing? #ThreeDogNight 😆
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ESPECIALLY when we clearly know that fecal matter can spread diseases. How many lettuce recalls have we seen for that exact reason?
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Never heard of it before. Shame on the trolls giving that athlete grief for being human. Shame on this org for not having plans in place (allegedly they have protocols for other body fluids but didn't consider this???). And shame on any broadcasters who continued to show what happened.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Tom Hanks: There's No Crying in Baseball!
Alt: Tom Hanks: There's No Crying in Baseball!
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TIL that the NCAA does in face have a slaughter clause. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercy_r...
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Personally, I would stick to something that's got an easily memorized repeat (either one you've done before or just a simple new pattern) so I don't have to juggle a pattern in a moving vehicle and can space out while working. YMMV. :) #crochet #knit #roadtrip
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That. Is. AWESOME!
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hello baby. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, baby -"God damn it, you've got to be kind. - Kurt Vonnegut. And congrats to the new parents!
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Okay, now that I'm not moving.... The 72 dose bottle holds 0.38 oz of liquid. The price per ounce is correct for 72 dose. It's within a few cents if I use the higher pre-sale price for 144. Maybe they're hoping people don't pay enough attention?
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gotcha. I hadn't checked on the actual math yet. I'm in a moving car and couldn't read the per unit numbers.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Part of the cost is packaging. The largest package is in one box and possibly also one inner bottle. Less paper, plastic (if one bottle) and handling than the smaller packages. That's also part of why club packs are more cost efficient.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just tried and got a message that the person on the other side can't accept payments. I wonder if something is broken in Paypal.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thank you, kind sir. Her memory shall always be a blessing.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh, you are definitely not alone. She should have been immortal. One of the truly good ones.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No flange, not safe.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sending hugs and mojo that you can get your treatment. I've been on Zometa since April. Stupid mets. #CancerSucks
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don't think it's weird. I like the smell of some coffee, but a lot of what my coworkers have been getting lately have been on the edge or beyond. Hints of blueberry and lavender??? In COFFEE???
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I guess maybe they would rather have no sale at all then a partial value sailed by honoring the wrong ad. And that is assuming, of course, that they actually placed the ad. I have wondered sometimes about the ones that show on my Facebook feed in particular.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So Epubor Ultimate will generate backup files in epub formate from the current Kindle build? And your main struggle was getting your Windows emulator to behave? This is awesome news, I haven't bought new Kindle files in about 6 months because of the backup issues. I can clear my wishlist!
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I know money is an issue, but please talk to a lawyer. This timing is suspicious.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Legit ones get paid by the company that they're working for. This one is clearly a scammer.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Nope, I have a couple answers for this one depending on where my brain is at the moment. Also somewhat generational.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm honestly surprised it took you until Thursday to burn out.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For a junk drawer to qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A book of matches from a bar you have no memory of ever going to, especially when you haven't had a drink in 15+ years.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This artwork scared the ever-lovin' crap out of 6 year old me.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm sorry.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sorry the frogs have been visiting. This does look lovely, are you working from a pattern?
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Those averages clearly didn't include enough Maine Coons in the data gathering process. I remember wondering if my kiddo was wrong about the birthdate for our Coon/ragdoll crosses.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Finally finished reading #ProjectHailMary. Now I can go see the movie. Also, tissues. Definitely.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh yay you got him!!!
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I would see nothing wrong with taking your allotted one bag a day and either saving it up until you've accumulated enough to be a real serving or taking them home for family. Often, that limit is there to ensure people aren't being greedy to the point that someone else gets left out.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This guy looks like a perfect ancestor for Bubbles.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hallelujah and amen!
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I kinda want a gazillion stickers of this to slap into posters as I see them in the wild.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I FINALLY! get to start reading Project Hail Mary.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If you're strange for packing extra socks, then so am I. At least 2 pair per day.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thanks for clueing me in to another insta-block. Aye yi yi.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I luff her. I can't wait for mine to arrive! Don't quite know how Speedy will react, though.
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Singin Stitchin Sewunicorn @sewunicorn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Not a vet but I am a cat mom. And it does definitely sound plausible that she's getting mats because it hurts to groom. I've known other catparents who get gabapentin from the vet for times they need to be handled, such as grooms and check-ups.
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