Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hey @sickoscommittee.org , how many official logos can a team have in one shot? State has five right here. 090
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Ole Miss built a new one a while back so we tore ours down and built a new one to be slightly larger than theirs 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Bad day for Clarence “let me in your bedrooms” Thomas 100
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 09/10/2025The indicator that the universe is fundamentally broken is the Monty Hall problem 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Hey @sickoscommittee.org Mississippi State just successfully faked a punt and then fumbled for a Tennessee touchdown the next play 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 19/04/2025In much smaller Money Cannon news, Mississippi State just did the exact same thing to those guys in Oxford 010
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Ohio’s only notable export is people who won’t shut up about Ohio 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Me, every time Titanfall 3 rumors are disproven: Don’t let yourself get burned again Me, the second a new rumor pops up: YEAH WOO THIS IS THE ONE 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Is today an officially recognized @sickoscommittee.org holiday? 180
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Doomsday is either gonna be absolute slop or one of the best Marvel movies ever, no in between 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Calling it now, we’re gonna get a second Avengers movie that leads off with Loki getting murdered 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Please give me live action Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends as the next Holland movie it’d be so funny 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Y’all ever think about how fucked up it is that gas stations have TVs installed in pumps for the exclusive purpose of playing ads at you while you pump gas 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 17/02/2025MOST sci-fi settings, when faced with an AI uprising, take the Dune approach of banning AI. This approach is for the weak and cowardly. The occupants of the Halo series decide to build a second, more dangerous AI to fight it. And it worked. Twice. 141
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Fish fear me. Women fear me. I’m a giant monstrosity that acts as a narrative metaphor for humanity’s destruction of nature. 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 10/01/2025“Power of Friendship” Wrong. Ultimate Nullifier. 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 09/01/2025X-Men powers are weird. The Summers brothers both have laser-ish powers, so you’d think there’s some consistency in families, but then you have the Rasputin siblings, whose respective powers are “turn into a big invincible metal man” and “go straight to hell” 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Everybody who uses the Maker skin is either going 1-20 or 20-1, there is no in between 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Get on loser, we’re going Fastball Special-ing 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Born to play duelist and go 5-10, forced to play Jeff the Landshark and get MVP 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 13/12/2024“I don’t like Creature Commandos-“ 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 04/12/2024The Walmart is on fire. I repeat, the Walmart is on fire. 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 14/11/2024The Onion just did the greatest power move in the history of news outlets 000
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Hey @sickoscommittee.bsky.social what kind of Circle of Suck has Kennesaw State created 010
Kil’d by Several Accidents @severalaccidents.bsky.social · 17/10/2024First order of business: where the fuck is dark mode 010
