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Seth Polansky

@sethpolansky.bsky.social
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Gamer, Filmmaker, Attorney

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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Never mind, “respect”, I don’t even think I could _talk_ to a Trump voter at this point without screaming and rage at them. 
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I _HATE_ that people think this is OK to write in an email to your attorney. How much do you want to bet it wasn't an enterprise version and all his confidential data was just fed back into training Anthropic's models?
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Best. Analogy. Ever.
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're real. They filed for the ™ on the game last week. (Look at that! Lawyer skills are actually useful. lol).
USPTO filing for the game "american dictator"
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New work laptop. Just reinstalled everything and holy shit are the Adobe apps HUGE nowadays...
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OF COURSE it is "TCG Chad" who hasn't shipped my order. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. lol
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol
ramona drinking malort
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Experimenting with prickly chayote squash tonight! (The neighbors offered us some from their garden.)
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I bought these card sleeves like 15 years ago thinking someday I will make a dwarf deck. Someday is now! Hooray! #mtg #magicthegathering
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm just going to keep posting these. The jewelry box is.... 10 inches wide. That would make her head something like 3 inches wide? lol
amazon ad showing a woman next to a jewelry box
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Added a new sentence to the Origins Film Festival T&Cs...
New anti-AI clause in the origins film festival terms and conditions.
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Does this deck look 100% "Casual" to you? lol tappedout.net/mtg-decks/ga...
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shopping for a new showerhead for my wife's shower. How many adult women do you know whose heads are that big IN COMPARISON TO AN EIGHT INCH WIDE SHOWERHEAD?!?!? (her head would have to be like 4 inches wide. lol)
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes. That is the EXACT message I've been screaming at you since 2018.
twitter post showing that boomers are starting to realize that other people might think they're bad people for supporting trump.
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Note that those capitulations were - and I can't stress this enough - BUSINESS DECISIONS. Ethics took a back seat to the financial interests of the entities in question. That should tell you everything you need to know about WHY CAPITALISM WILL EVENTUALLY FUCKING KILL ALL OF US.
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok. Still laughing.
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ahem...
image showing disparity between scifi books in general and the amount (none) that tech oligarchs have actually understood correctly.
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Attending a repair lab at the Blackrock Art Center in Gaithersburg! Hopefully they can help me fix my favorite pair of boots!
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So ... I have a "Blasphemous Bees" deck that's going to get a lot funnier.... (60 card, so i can play with 4x of each) #mtg #magicthegathering
hh invigoratorboros reckonerblasphemous acthornet nest
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ahahahahahah. just had the best idea...
Magic, the gathering card blasphemous act
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Someone posted this to my discord. Still laughing.
twitter post that says "pro tip - tell your boss that ai said you'll be more efficient at home and see which one of their irrational beliefs wins out."
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is going to get banned in EDH quicker than you can say Primeval Titan. #magicthegathering #mtg
image of the magic the gathering card hexhaven invigorator
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
no comment ...
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This post is about how some courts overreach (SCOTUS), and others (Mass supreme court) completely abdicate what is clearly their responsibility. TLDR, one juror with an agenda and axe to grind against her refused to follow the court's instructions about what "reasonable doubt" means under Mass law.
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kind of amused that the Riverside website looks a lot like my desktop. lol
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ya know... i'd be OK with my FB blurb being on my gravestone. lol
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good. I think we should all treat flock cameras just like POTUS treats the country... "Sure would be unfortunate if something BAD happened to your camera...."
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Redacted letter I wrote for a client today. Their partner's CEO is "a bit of a coder" and vibe coded a replacement for my client's SAAS product. Her emails were obviously AI drafted and ... hallucinated a lot of stuff about how contract law works. lol
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I just finished doing a "review the new AI terms this vendor just sent us" for a client. fucking ai man.... *smdh*
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well that explains the headache.
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hate it here. Meta's stock just keeps ticking up. They've basically made back the 17 billion they agreed to settle for this morning.
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I rarely use Reddit, but this conversation was about "AI-native law firms". And the ONLY acceptable response to that concept is - HOLY FUCK NO!
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
screencap of text from aricle
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
First of the Michael's Halloween decorations this year (that will just stay up year-round). LOL
picture of my dining room with halloween decoration black vines around the window.
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s a meme, but I HAVE used one as a creature’s tentacle in one of our streamed D&D games. Twitch seems fine with it. ;)
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sure UHC will get back to a wealthy investor within the hour. When was the last time your lifesaving procedure was approved within the hour?
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
OK, those are some pretty decent pulls! More than 2x the cost of the boxes in those nine cards! Plus - new Sauron!
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
After the massive Marvel set with all the jumpstart and commander cards, this Hobbit set feels REALLY small. (Does that make sense?) #mtg #magicthegathering
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I just built a Speedball, New Warrior deck - and it is just ridiculous. lol
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well then. That'll teach me to do a web search on my name... (He's pretty much the anti-me in every way. lol)
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i'm LOVING this nod to the past. right down to the ferret and rhino!
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ha!
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Great example of why you should NEVER EVER buy cards until the set has been out 3 - 4 weeks. $40 at launch - $1 now. lol #mtg #magicthegathering
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’ve wanted one of these for years! Schecter’s baritone guitar - the same model that Robert Smith uses live! 🙂
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just disgusting. Expecting folks to train themselves out of a job for 12 weeks of shitty pay.
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You IMMEDIATELY know who I'm talking about, don't you?
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Anybody actually watch it? I'm kind of afraid to put myself through that much "screaming-at-the-screen-with-unbridled-hatred-and-anger" this morning...
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Seth Polansky @sethpolansky.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Also, and you'll get a kick out of this... you show up on our MTG streams pretty regularly...lol
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