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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I really hate that it’s “pleaded” and not “pled.”

Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

You know I loved CHIPS as a kid but wtf were a couple highway traffic patrol cycle cops doing investigating crimes? I don’t think that’s their jurisdiction.

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Jeanne Veillette Bowerman @jeannevb.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

We had way too much fun talking w/ @sethmsherwood.bsky.social ! Well, there is no such thing as too much fun. #scriptchat #ScriptSky #WritingCommunity #horrorfilms

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Pipeline Artists (find us on X) @pipelineartists.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Can you believe @jeannevb.bsky.social & Sadie Dean haven't talked to a #horror writer yet? Well, we fixed that ... meet Emmy-nominated writer @sethmsherwood.bsky.social buff.ly/41iTvgm #FilmSky #horrorwriter #scriptchat #ScriptSky

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

No YOU just said “thank you for your service” to a 6 year old Girl Scout.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

It has been a “take the blood pressure meds with a Red Bull” morning

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Bad news guys, after two years I finally got caught hiding the stack of Epoch Times copies in Hispanic food aisle at my local Ralph’s.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I had to drop a photo into a word doc today and feel like I’ve betrayed myself to my core.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Do I know anyone in the LA area that has an FX-30 that would let me test drive it for a weekend? (No editorial commentary requested!)

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Make social media Tumblr 2005 again

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I somehow ended up on the conspiracy side of IG reels and boy am I making friends…

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

The last fully good, no bad sketches episode of SNL was the one Kyle MacLaughlin hosted in 1990. I said it.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

It’s totally normal to wake up with the entirety of the ski-themed early 90 Juicy Fruit commercial in my head on repeat. Also normal that the only way to get it out of my head is probably with a bullet.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I’ve determined that if somebody calls themself an entrepreneur they either have all the money, or no money.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

If anyone knows Jamie Lee and Christopher Guest personally can you ask them for me if they’d like to adopt a mostly-self sustaining 50 year old man.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

It’s legally allowed to punch flat Earthers in the face right? Like they gave up their human rights when they signed on, right?

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

$1000 to fix the wiring in my new car after rats made a nest. Thanks Biden.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

So it seems like maybe the government is doing drone tests and maneuvers in NJ and everyone in that state with a Nokia potato cam and cerebral palsy is posting clips to TikTok and UFO conspiracy theorists are losing their shit?

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I’ve Venn diagrammed affordability, aesthetics, and ergonomic support for all office chairs ever and there is nothing in the center. It’s just science. I’m not the only person with taste AND a bad back am I? (I’m going to do cat trees next)

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

People who pinch their nose shut when they jump into water… why are you like this? Are you a toddler? Knock it off.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Few things amuse me as much as looking at FB marketplace pics of people trying to sell mirrors. They just can’t figure it out

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Can somebody invent a filter for TikTok that separates out the ones that bring me joy from the ones that make me feel like society is doomed.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Anyone else mistake the stars on the Bluesky launch screen as crumbs on your phone?

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Why do I love memes and clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm but struggle to make it through an episode?

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Does this place bury pic and video content too? LET’S FIND OUT

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Anyone else ever wonder why Peter Venkman brought 300ccs of Thorazine with him on his date with Dana?

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Half the jobs I’ve booked are the result of my manager cold-calling people she thinks I’d work well with.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

This is my sweet welcome to Bluesky— a super simple to enter contest with the Deadlist to win a copy of my book!

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Either we’re going to have an earthquake, I’ve got demons, or my cats just don’t want me to work today. It stopped being cute an hour ago.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Rollins says this the time Joe Strummer trained us for. I’d like to add this is also what Chuck D educated me on. This is the machine that needs raging against. This is patriarchal Wargasm L7 was aggro about. Bring back outsider anti-system, political music.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Ugh, I’m going to have to rebuild my personal brand again for this platform aren’t I?

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 04/08/2023

If the strike doesn’t end soon I have a back up plan for income. Step one, go on SharkTank to pitch my bare feet as cat barf locators.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

Ya’ll— go ahead and use soap and water to clean that $15 cast iron pan you got at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Nothing bad will happen.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

Doing my part to improve the conditions of things.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 29/07/2023

Today is executive dysfunction day! I had elaborate plans. Things I do all the time. But… staring into space is the only thing that makes sense.

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Seth M Sherwood @sethmsherwood.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

Is everyone first post on a new social Media platform some version of “welp, here I am on this new social media platform.”

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