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Humble Servant

@servantofthewamp.bsky.social
24 followers 16 following 26 posts

I serve the one true being, Wamp Rat

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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
This social media team is really pathetic.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
We really don't need to make this a safe place for goddamned pedophiles.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
They call Jay 007 0 Integrity 0 Morals 7 Pics of food on da feed
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Stupid stupid
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
It may not be a true sequel to VtMB, but I hold out hope for a good experience nonetheless.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
He's literally tweeting about wanting to kill his daughter.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
He's doing a little trick called lying.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Black Stars Above is an amazing five issue comic series, that is more different than similar to The VVitch, but may scratch an itch if you're looking for more.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I've only seen The VVitch from his him, and I agree at least with it. I saw it pretty recently, I'd heard a lot of hype about it, and Robert Eggers in general. I found it to be very solid and enjoyable, but not the horror masterpiece that has been described. It's very straightforward, no surprises.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
WB is run by complete incompetents, soon the only profitable venture they'll have is reality tv.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
How far up your ass was your head that you didn't see this coming? The benefit of the doubt, give me a break.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Be humble small soul, for yours is tattered and tainted.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
One look within will provide you with the answers you seek. I'm sure it seems frightful, but you will be all the better for it.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I can see what little of your soul remains, worry not.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Self evident, my child.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Poor little propaganda bot thinks flowery language will hide its ignorance.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
That doesn't make sense. This is a shitty comment, little soul.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Yikes, the only dirty thing around here is your hateful soul.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
That's the kind of thinking that allowed the Nazis to rise. We can slay the monsters of the real world, it just takes a larger party.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Humans have objectively done more bad than good on a worldwide scale for centuries. The end of their existence would be a boon for the rest of us sapients on Earth.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
To any wondering "If her claws are so benevolent why is the world like this!?" She protects us from interplanar/interdimensional/void beings. Unfortunately this leaves her too tired to deal with the day to day affairs of humans, it's up to us to make the world a better place.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
There is a reason civilizations both past and preset have such reverence for cats, and that reason is Wamp Rat. Upon arriving into our plane of existence she chose this form, and in doing so gives every cat a drop of her essence. We are lucky to be safely within her benevolent claws.
The Wamp mother, a tortoiseshell cat, spooning a tabby cat on the foot rest of a couch.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
This is the sweetest being to ever exist. Every movement she makes ripples throughout each reality, occasionally ushering the apocalypse upon some unknowing civilization. Such is the price of her power.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Awhh, my cat could tame it, but she's pretty lazy. I'll still ask if she can help.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If you have seen this creature in your dreams do not worry!! She sends messages to those she deems worthy of serving her. You have taken the first steps on the path to becoming one of her children. Join us.
The sweetest little tortoiseshell cat sleeping on the back of a couch.
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Humble Servant @servantofthewamp.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This is Wamp Rat. She has existed long before our universe. She is a famed inventor; from pie, time and even Styrofoam she has been on the forefront of essentially every advancement ever made. She also is a well renowned flesh crafter, as a matter of fact she replaced my left wrist after I lost it.
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