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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ

@serpentkissed.bsky.social
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A RP parody account of Cissia from Zenless Zone Zero. A member Metropolitan Order Division of New Eridu Public Security. [Pure Lewd/Taboo DNI.]

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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"heheh."
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Cissia stays in that ready position. ...for about 5 seconds, before she falls asleep standing up.
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Cissia caught the net with her tail, grabbing it with her hands after a second as she gets ready. "Gotcha! What's a walleye?"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"Blegh, fine..."
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"...pwease?"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"Well then, get out there!"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"Nice. You get some fish, lemme have a few, I'm starving."
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"where did you even get that"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
sniff. "...someone's got eggs? lucky."
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Falling to her knees in anguish. Probably would have less of a reaction if Mecha had killed someone in front of her.
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"I SECOND THIS."
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
She looked like she just watched a massacre. You monster.
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
the look of despair seeing a good burger go to waste...
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"Duh. also I'm cold blooded, so I wouldn't included if I meant it literally."
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"Why are there so many hot people right now. Me included obviously."
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"What's with all the food talk? Is there a sandwich around here?"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"blegh-"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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a close up of a snake 's face looking at the camera
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
She raided the breakroom for its snacks. They're gonna take this out of her paycheck, but, hey, worth it~
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a cartoon girl is reading a book in a room with stairs behind her .
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"Personal space. Plus, I bite~"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"oh, yeah, right. don't touch me again, I will smack you."
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"Snakes smell using their tongue. Thought that was common-ish knowledge." Cissia snickered at the toy's confusion. "Breathing, for one. also, sometimes its not 'socially acceptable' to stick out your tongue to smell something, sooooo having a nose is still handy- why are we arguing over noses???"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"Uh huh. I mean, i can smell using my tongue but I still got uses for my nose. So, uh, yeah."
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a cartoon character with a snake on her hair
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"Oh, I'm never unseeing that, thanks a lot for that mental image." Cissia runs a hand down her face with a groan.
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Cissia lets out a small hissing noise in mild irritation.
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"...wha-"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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a close up of a girl with red eyes and a choker
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"Did you check your face yet? Maybe their there..."
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
And she was right up in his face. "I'm listening! You need something in return?"
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a girl with long blonde hair is laying on a bed under a blanket
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"Pretty decent, yuh."
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a girl is sitting in front of a sign that says " new erdou public service "
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"Wha- c'mon, thief is a BIT of a stretch! No one else wants what's in here anyway! That's-That's why it's in the trash in the first place...!"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"oh- OH THEY WENT THAT WAY? THANK YOU-" And off she goes.
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"I CAN DO WITHOUT THE JUDGEMENT! Besides, your a raccoon, aint ya? You're like, known for going through garbage, so don't get on MY case!"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"wait, what was I even supposed to be doing out here again...OH FUCK, THE SUSPECT-" Cissia realized what she was supposed to do a bit too late, and the guy was long gone. "...ohhhhh, I'm gonna get chewed out again..."
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"No, you- oh who am I kidding." Cissia takes the bag and rips it open, pouring the contents into her mouth. "Ok, all is forgiven now!"
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a cartoon girl is reading a book in a room with stairs behind her .
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"mm, 'sup?" Cissia tossed the box back in the trash bin. She may eat out of the actual garbage, but she isn't about to litter.
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Cissia stared at Lily with a 'bitch, wot' expression for a second, before raking her hands over her own face with an exhale. "Just- keep em."
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"..." Cissia starts to leave, before remembering she actually has a heart and sighs deeply, going back over to Lily and crouching down. "Look, it's fine. It'll hurt like a motherfucker for like, a few hours, but i'll be fine by morning. just work on it, k?"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"YEAH, YOU DO! FUCK-" She rubs her head with a childish whine, standing up and dusting herself off. "fuuuuuck, that's gonna hurt for a while..."
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
nico i'm imagining the metal pipe sound effect playing when cissia gets hit with the trashcan lmfao
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Cissa pushes the toy away, with her foot, stubbornly slinking back against the wall with a hiss. "YOU THREW A FUCKING TRASH BIN AT ME OVER TRASH? WHAT IS WR-" She blinks at Lily's question, looking at her own tail. "...shedding already? great...anyway, mayhaps DON'T THROW THINGS AT PEOPLE?"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
She lifts the box over her head and let the donuts fall into her mouth. She didn't even chew them it seems, just swallowed them whole.
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Cissia hits the wall with a splat, sticking to it for a moment. All this over chips... "bleugh..." She slowly peeled herself off the masonry, rapidly shaking her head to get herself back in the right headspace, only to have a trashcan clobber her in the face and ragdoll her. "WAGH-"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"Find your own food, freakshow!" Cissia, being, well, a snake, slips through the braid as if she were made of water, slithering down it before finding herself flopping to the ground. "HAH!"
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Cissia fell right into the can out of surprise, yelping as she scrambled out and kicks some trash off her shoes and ends up just sprinting away. ...does this count as a dine and dash?
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"hehehehe, gotcha~!" She bonelessly flops backward onto the ground with a newly acquired box of seemingly stale donuts in her hands.
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"AY, PISS OFF-" Cissia kind of just shoved the bag in her mouth without even opening it, kicking Lily away.
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Cissa lifts herself out of the trash, slithering down on the ground and lifting up an unopened back of chips over her head in triumph. "Jackpot."
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ᴇᴠᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴜᴛᴛᴏɴʏ @serpentkissed.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
She's diggin' through the nearest garbage can...
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