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@serf.bsky.social
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zesty mordant and dressed all over internet sponge. budtender , streamer , gurning wanker twitch.tv/serfins

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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
food good stream bad twitch.tv/serfins why are you still doing this gonna play games with dorks like u always hate
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fuck you
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
do you really need to know more? the screenie pretty much sells the whole thing friendslopsesh before sleeb why are you doing this #gardengreens your yuzu sour is CHAMPEEN
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's like the fucking poles in my brain shifted today. I feel like life before today was a real weird sludge and suddenly I'm back in an agile and jovial mind. the balancing act of life has been really fucking hard. but my times with friends still make me smile, devilishly so
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I really don't know how I feel about #beforetheworldblows and I kinda love that? just can't say I love IT yet. somewhere between mamas gun and worldwide underground. ERYKAH what is that voice we are doing at the end of this song? def can't say I didn't giggle tho
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
last of the ridgeline lantz and this streams viability selaco and also fishing with shooting guns till i get bored probably the best bud ive had this year like you care twitch.tv/serfins i thought you said you quit again for like the 8th time or something you fucking liar god no wonder you suc
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
that poor dog twitch.tv/serfins (i did not kill the dog) live till i get tired or bored
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it's weird, my channel is pretty fucking dead and yet I'm still making enough monthly for it to still be of use to me. some of you cunts will stay I should be grateful. fuck you and mind your own business u sniveling shit stream sucked but thanks for helping me buy this rad shirt chat.
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
another late night bug out where i blame the audience for being mediocre while contributing nothing of value myself the twist is that this time i might play turtles in time and there might be other people there playing badly god i hate doing thissssss twitch.tv/serfins sheer contempt 4 u
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i look different and will not play videogames with a camera feed and pretend like this still matters. please stop by , say hello and then nothing else, watch me flounder and then leave you can still pretend we are friends yeaaaaaa twitch.tv/serfins (how the fuck are you any of you still having f
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
hurry up so i can tell you how i didnt sleep last night and saw a man shitting in the street in broad daylight you really need to know about it bitch twitch.tv/serfins dont go dumpster diving at a dispensary you stupid knobs omg jfc christ fuck fuck fuck you fuck
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
NEW JAR WHO DIS? UNDER 30?! this struck me as too good to be true. is it? we'll find out around 6ish EST twitch.tv/serfins
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
oh god thats the perfect screenshot we well underway without you twitch.tv/serfins
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
ya know it would have made sense to do weed clubb at 4:20 but nobody watches my dead channel during the day anyway... and I'm stuck doing laundry TONIGHT AT 10PM EST IS MORE LIKELY THO YOU STILL WONT BE THERE twitch.tv/serfins
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
so YEAH last night was weird. I fully intended to sleep early so I walked an extra mile to 711 to tire out this dab was supposed to knock me out and instead it was basically a full restore. so short stream last night. see y'all Wed for weed clubb and wind waker
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
so YEAH weedclub got cancelled on saturday because I got coompletely soaked to the bone walking home from work. the entire earth was dead to me. should hopefully be back to dumb bullshit either tonight or sometime tomorrow. ill let you know. HOLD ON TO YOUR BUD THO, SAVE JUST A NUG IF YOU CAN
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
TONIGHT 10PM EST nab your ticket and gather round. tysm @bunnzo.bsky.social for THIS MAGIC twitch.tv/serfins
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
SATURDAY NIGHT 10PM EST starting the stream with the weed club first sesh. bring anything thats fruity and have fun.
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ok so the #focusv kinda erased my mind in the best way. #mecchachameleon was kinda wild. we got a lot more single player to get back to on wed tho! thanks @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social @usagiyokai.bsky.social @hitoretrogame.bsky.social and slush_filter for the raids! back to my train wait
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
it's an orange summer with the #focusv lets put it thru it's paces with friends and then stumble into some kind of game. 6 diff jars to try out! #dabs #carta twitch.tv/serfins
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
happy 7/10 y'all. let's climb this fuckin tower twitch.tv/serfins #710labs
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
That cherry zest #4 is divine. #710labs is something I need a whole lot more of! ditto #brigadorkillers , almost 16 hours from a demo and still so much to do! thanks for the hangs y'all, now I go back to selling weed instead of just smokin it
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
let's crack open some quality and skulls in #brigadorkillers twitch.tv/serfins
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
WHAT UP MENDO RUNTZ?
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
tonights brief encounter is orange pushpop which is pretty bangin despite it being old, and not really having much nose to it at all oh also i guess videogames like actually going right now actually twitch.tv/serfins
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
a lot had happened in the last 2 weeks , including FINALLY getting a new decent santoku. @owlyforest.bsky.social WE FINALLY DID IT BB TYSM
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
she's coming home with me. we dabbin tonight 10 pm est twitch.tv/serfins
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
joints already halfway done and show aint even started! im not saying hi to anyone today. if you manage to get me to say hello to you and greet you proper ill buy you your choice of 5 dollar steam game. also gortmo
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
don't be surprised if there's a midnight EST stream (because I'm flat broke and need $$ for groceries lmao) don't worry I'll bring treats
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
WELP remedy is fucked. it was fun while it lasted.
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
HI IM STREAMING NOW lets talk about the best week of my life. and how im gonna take over the fucking world and twitch and all that fuck you also deus ex was there. SERIOUSLY ASK ME HOW GREAT LIFE IS RN twitch.tv/serfins its greeblo world now always has been
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
its hard to put a game that lets you do stuff like this down. surprise lets do more deus ex twitch.tv/serfins IM STREAMING NOW I GUESS
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
birthday was lovely. tysm to everyone out there. i recently became employed, you may be seeing less of me , dont want to promise anything. it feels hard to celebrate anything in this country right now, but we cant let monsters steal our joy. still snowed in, so more Deus Ex tonight 6pm!
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I WAS TOLD TO NEVER LEAVE WOOD HANGIN.... err We are almost done with wild woody. I hate it. I want it over and I want it to be the first game we beat of 2026! JOIN ME DURING STREAM AND BEAT A BAD GAME AND ILL DO 50 SQUATS. Last time we did 200! HURRY UP ALREADY twitch.tv/serfins losmas lives
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
No schedule this week or the next as I'm mostly taking time off to fix up things. BUT I AM OBLIGATED TO DO A FIRST STREAM OF THE NEW YEAR. Chat beat 78 GOD DAMN GAMES for LOSmas. I ended up doing over 3k squats and owe chat a bad game stream tonight. PENCIL ME IN FOR 9PM EST
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
treating this like my last meal since I have to play wild woody tomorrow on stream at 9pm est....
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Lets kick 2025 into the grave and greet 2026 at the top with a kiss on the forehead! i dont know what we are playing its probably peak we need to find this dick again twitch.tv/serfins stop by say hello and leave already
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
LOSMAS GRINDS EVER ONWARD. TOWER OF ZOT TIME LOSMAS DAY 10.5 twitch.tv/serfins yeah I coulda been live earlier but look at this food it takes time to make
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
THIS PEASANT IS BACK FF4 MT ORDEALS TIME. twitch.tv/serfins its losmas. there are guests waiting. and im gonna do a hundred million squats on you
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
i did 514 fucking squats on stream tonight HOW HOW HOW DID I LET YOU MAKE ME DO THAT CHAT.... has beaten 35 games so far. last years record was 61 we are only 2 days in. GET IN MY STREAM YALL i may take tuesday night off well see! we start at mt hobbs and owe 100 squats!
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
LATE BUT LIVE NONETHELESS LOSMAS IS A SEASON OF BEING A SMUG LIL PRICK twitch.tv/serfins
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
FIRST DAY OF LOSMAS WAS A SMASH!.... for chat not even one day in and 13 games have already been beaten. I HAVENT EVEN MADE IT TO THE FUGGIN ANTLION CAVE. hard to move when you had to do 120 squats! gonna be feelin the burn this holiday season. BUT HEY WE KEEPIN WARM
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
YEP EVEN A LOSMAS SCHEDULE. Please note this isnt concrete but should give you a good idea of how things will shake out! Startin late night , a reset during the weekend and day streams till the holiday! FF4 first playthru and more! SEE U SUNDAY NIGHT 7PM
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
LOSMAS APPROACHES! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY BE THERE! 12 days of strims 12 days of cozy holiday chaos 12 days to find out how many games,art & EVEN COOKING yall can complete in the time it takes me to beat one RPG. but whats it gonna be? what new weird traditions will emerge? twitch.tv/serfins
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Monday's stream went GREAT! The test for losmas went off with flying colors! packed house felt so damn cozy, cant wait for losmas! Big thanks to all who helped! AND WE UNCEREMONIOUSLY BEAT THE SWAMP TEMPLE, 2 TEMPLES DOWN! No schedule for this coming week , takin a break to prep! SEE U 12/14/25
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
ONE MORE STREAM TONIGHT and then a break till the 14th! We are starting with zelda 2 tonight , lets see if we can get temple number 2 after all that grind last night. Cultic after! Also I NEED GUEST STARS FOR A STRESS TEST. If youre available around 10pmish drop in! 9ISH twitch.tv/serfins
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
is this why people watch me? is this why they lurk? cool more zelda 2 and some REPO with chums later tonight! (closer to 9:30-10ish runnin slow lmao) twitch.tv/serfins
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
#cultic 's Newbrook Shopping Center is, without hyperbole, the best level ive played in anything this year by a country fucking mile AND ITS JUST THE 2ND LEVEL. Chapter 2 feels MASSIVE , terrifying & MIGHTY. Join us for more on SAT 11/29 around 9(ish) EST for more!
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
SCHEDULE for the next batch #CULTIC & Zeldy 2 are dominating THIS WILL BE THE LAST BATCH OF STREAMS UNTIL 12/12/25 why? LOSMAS BAYBEEEE Our yearly christmas community tradition. How many games can chat beat in the time it takes me to beat just one? Join us and find out! DM me to participate!
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
MORE. CULTIC. CHATPER. 2 i want at least 30 headshots today. lets get crackin twitch.tv/serfins oh and maybe more zeldy too
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