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DJ Saramanda

@serenityfound.bsky.social
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Angry, sleepy, creaky former higher ed professional just trying to make it through. TV, dogs, social justice, & goofiness. #ToastieTwitter #feminist #ace #acab #blm #supporttransyouth

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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm sorry to keep this horror on the timeline but, of all the weirdness it contains.....WHAT IS THIS?!?
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My mother sent me a very cool journal/notebook thing for my birthday. Unfortunately, the cover is so embarrassing I can't be seen with it even in Japan.
Faux leather soft notebook with laser-tooled text and images. The images are fine - cute little line of wildflowers with butterflies and sparkles above. Text: "Chapter 40    BE PROUD OF HOW FAR YOU'VE COME AND WHO YOU'VE BECOME. STEP INTO YOUR NEXT CHAPTER WITH GRACE AND COURAGE."

barf
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The sky was UNHINGED on our day trip today, y'all. As soon as the rain remotely cleared, it was bananas the rest of the day.
Meoto Iwa (wedded rocks) - a larger outcropping in the sea with a small torii at the top linked by shimenawa to a smaller one. Background is bisected by the blue sky with white clouds above, endless horizon of blue-green water below.Less gorgeous photo of the landscape, made up for by the gorgeous sight of @noelrk giving me a big ol' smoocherooA beach with one of those rock jetty things sticking out. Blue sky with ridiculous clouds again.I DUNNO, MAN. EVEN WHEN IT WASN'T SUNNY! The sun would backlight the clouds and transform a relatively normal/boring view from an unmanned train station into something beautiful. You can even see some of the blue and white of the sky behind me in the platform mirror.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Timeline screenshot of @savasavasava "ugh against my better judgement I guess I'm rooting for England now" above a repost of @jessespector "'now i have to root for england' disgusting. listen to yourself. stop it. get some help."
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
My mom apparently doesn't know what I'm even asking about?!?
Screenshot of a text where I ask my mom about the mystery object AND SEND A VIDEO, with her reply "There's a wrapped thing that jangles?"
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
What do we think is in this (small, taped up paper bag) my mother included in the items she sent ahead for me? It jingles, but just a little. There is something squeezable but doesn't squeak. The tape says TOY on it but may or may not be a clue.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
電車あばさん update: I told her her coat was stylish/lovely as we were walking into the station (she replied something to the effect of "not bad for a grandma!"), she gave me a boiled egg before we got on the train XD
Said boiled egg
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Many boxes of a cheeses fondue in a Japanese grocery store freezer
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Okay, I think I'm going to try and start posting more here again because some thoughts don't have a little picture or video to go with them ...that said, I think a lot of you would probably like this video I took at the Mint Museum in Osaka.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I found an indoor "free rest area"! So now I'm eating onigiri and drinking a sports drink, instead of being a sweat monster outside. Although there are deer outside...
A very sweaty person fans themselves while a dear nibbles on grass in the far background.Just the eyes and hair of the sweaty person peek out of the bottom of the frame, while a cute dear nibbles on grass much closer and more visibly.A very intense red and yellow sign featuring a picture of a horned, male deer and the text (in English and Japanese): "BEWARE OF THE MALE DEER
Beware of both the male deer with antlers and the ones without.
Now is the mating season and the male deer are feisty."
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Pretty much every day on my way home from school, I see at least one of these guys in the rice paddies.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
A beautiful sleeping angel who definitely, absolutely did NOT find the seam on her harness strap and pop it open like a maniac. Nope. Not this girl.
Closeup of a cute fluffy tortoiseshell cat sleeping after, once again, choosing violence. This time, against her harness.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Going through (getting rid of) my old yearbook and look at this spread from 97-98 titled "Computer Gurus Go High Tech"
Black and white photos of kinds on old CRT monitors at school.I honestly don't know what these pictures are of but they might be some kind of proto-robot? Its like a big computer mounted on a traveling case and the kids are having an assembly about it because THE FUTURE.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally? Couldn't decide so you get a couple. (Rough day at work.)
Photo of a white light switch with black writing on the plate "Not Touch Please"Tumblr screenshot of a picture of a fox, below which someone asks "wats he doin" and someone replies "His best."
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Took today off because I worked Sat & have out of town Dr appointments so we're starting the day with PAAAANCAAAAKESSS
A glorious (if very slightly underdone) stack of three pecan pancakes on a white plate, topped with chopped pecans and a generous dusting of powdered sugar. Butter and syrup cups in the background, blurred to highlight the main event.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Sicily is covered in barn/feral cats and one just strolled in alongside us as we were bringing our stuff into one hotel room. I had to keep the bathroom window open at night because of humidity issues and worried every night about surprise visitors (thankfully none)!
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I went to block a super racist account who followed me and noticed that you were listed as following them. I know you generally auto-follow-back, but you may want to do a spot-check on your list for folks like this.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy Only sometimes true (....see, this is where not saving memes really bites me in the ass.)
Photo of Ezri Dez from DS9 with a speech bubble at the bottom of the frame. Next post under it reads " "talk to yourself the way you would talk to a friend" umm why would i do that? my friends are all perfect angels & I am god's least favorite slug"
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
We didn't name her but her shelter listing was "Margie (Size: Large) so it's not NOT part of why we adopted her.
Side eye from a cat named Margie, while she is sitting atop a crossword puzzle I'm trying to work on.Screen shot of Large Marge from Pee Wee's Big Adventure
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Noel *literally* made me a plate of dinner (fully composed) and put it in the fridge before going to his volunteer shift because he knew I'd be home late 😭
Fully loaded dinner plate covered in tin foil, upon which is written the note "FOR SARALYNS ONLY! (No Margies!)". Margie is the name of our cat.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
An cat
Our cat stretched out real funny on her back on the heated mat, eyes slitted smarmily
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
The weather in Sicily has, uh, taken a turn. Even since I took this video 15 min ago, it's gotten darker, the thunder has ramped up, and there's been some lightning. [Video of pouring rain and wind outside the patio of a Sicilian garden with palm trees, shrubbery, and tables]
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
@mismatched.bsky.social Some surprise Judaica from the Paolo Orsi museum in Syracuse, Sicily! (Too sleepy for alt text, sorry :/)
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Taking a little time to myself in the courtyard of the hotel before my mom wakes up, sitting between a lime tree and a pomegranate (?) tree.
Tightly-focused close up of a cluster of limes on a branch of a tree in a Sicilian hotel courtyard.Photo of a potted fruit tree in a Sicilian hotel courtyard with blue sky in the background. The small fruits look like pomegranates but are yellowish.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I ignored it for a while, then couldn't get a code lol
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
My beautiful partner @sharpbluepencil.bsky.social got me a dinosaur piñata for after the museum, which tore off the hook on my second hit. So then I thought I'd hammer throw it. But it released earlier than I expected 😅
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Went to a professional org thing tonight.
Text message exchange
ME: I was going to go to drinks with folks but dilly-dallied too long talking with someone and don't know where the rest of the group went :laughing crying emoji: So I'm heading home

Noel: Oh noooo can you not message someone?!

Me: I don't have any of their numbers! And I'm not LinkedIn messaging someone "where's the bar?"
Plus I have a tiny headache so it's for the best anyway

Noel: [quotes the message about not LinkedIn messaging someone about the bar] LIKE YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST ONE
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
A curly-haired, spectacled person in a mask standing inside a hot, crowded cà phê place with pretty lanterns hanging from the ceiling
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Cat with a tongue out
Sleepy little baby girl with a rare blep
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
Bringing a tricked out SWAT vehicle to the Juneteenth celebration seems like a great way to "repair the relationship" with the Black community.
An enormous Tacoma Police Department  Humvee/tank parked for display/exploration at the Juneteenth Celebration.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
Maniac
Window curtain with a backlit silhouette of a stretched out floofer behind it, two paws sticking out
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
This is a tough one. I feel like Margie is usually just Cat with strong Rat Baby (see: flinging herself 3ft up against the closed bathroom door because HOW DARE WE). She can be incredibly sweet and cuddly when she wants to be, though.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
A girl enjoying her new, 63-in high cat tower
A tortishell cat half in/half out of a green felt cubby on a cat tree, nosing a spring loaded to the platform.A tortishell cat half in/half out of a green felt cubby on a cat tree, all 5-6 levels of it.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
I guess we're forgiven.
A very cozy cat laying atop both of us.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
Last train ride in Japan 😭
Two people on the Narita Express, very happy for this trip, excited to see their cat, and also very sad to be leaving Japan.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
The cat robots are at a standoff
Three food delivery robots at Gusto (which are vaguely shaped like cats with digital cat faces) stand facing each other, trying to decide how to move. They stood like this for so long a human server had to bring our desserts.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
No mess-ups with dinner tonight! It's been delicious so far. I even tried and liked the blowfish!
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
We made it to the hot spring town!
A crane statue and street in Kinosakionsen from just outside the train station.Soaking my feet in a public hot spring foot spa.Pretty little arrangement of white flowers in a brown ceramic basket on a red floral cloth in the lobby of our Ryokan.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
A major part of this leg of our trips is focused on my love of hot springs & spas so, of course, I started my period :/ It sucks, but I am still making full use of saunas (sitting on a towel, of course) and soaking my feet. Complete with unflattering spa clothes.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
It took me TEN. YEARS. to get back to Japan in general but, also, to this specific soba restaurant in Kyoto I have been thinking of that entire time.
Saralyn (in a mask) looking very happy at a counter seat with the Togetsukyō Bridge and river behind them.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Back on my bullshit*. *Visiting impressive towers/feats of engineering wonder that are also tourist spots. I ❤️, Tokyo Tower.
Tokyo Tower from Foottown.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
We got here really early so we're spending a lot of time with Toho Cinema's answer to Maria Menounos.
A pretty young Japanese lady promotes the Toho Cinema Instagram account on a movie theater screen.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
We made it to Japan yesterday (Japan-time)! Our first meal was konbini sandos, salads, and ice cream 😂
Two very tired people in masks smiling with their eyes, a huge mural at Narita Airport of Pokemon with the text "Welcome to JAPAN" behind them
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
Dispatch from home with a Very Relatable picture of the cat (sorry but I just don't have the brain power for alt text)
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Today would have been Grayson's 10th Gotcha Day.
A tuckered out dog stretched out on it's side on a rug after the stressful "leaving the shelter" experience.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
We got two rooms into a dungeon tonight and my dex-based barbarian (actively blessed by Protection from Good and Evil) picks up a cursed sword they can't put down. Edit to my HeroForge creation by my DM 😂
HeroForge image of a tattooed wood elf with two hand axes, a great axe on their back, and holding a glowing sword with an absolutely himbo look of shock on their face.
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
A man in a suit with the head of a concerned spaniel (dog) stands on a beach, with text overlay "A small amount of laughter is most likely pleasant."
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
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DJ Saramanda @serenityfound.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
#nojusticenopeace
Someone in the crowd standing in front of a beautiful mural of Manny Ellis holds up a sign reading "I can't breathe, sir," some of Manny's last words as he was murdered by police.
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