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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

15 min daily btw. From their lunch break too. If she is trying to get fired she is going to have to no call no show and her bf won't let her do that. So I'm stuck doing the work of two people because this 30 year old didn't grow up.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think she is trying to get fired which is what's bumming me because she doesn't know how low the bar is. I feel like malicious compliance and weaponized incompetence isn't going to be enough for her to get fired. We have people late to work by as much as 15 min who have worked her for a decade.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You should play fortune mill, it's made by the guy who made Idleon (Lavaflame2) and it's another idle game masterpiece. I've been playing their games for about a decade now and they really understand how to make a good idle game.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think my coworker was forced into employment and it's really bumming me out because she refuses to do any work until her boyfriend comes in and scolds her. I'm 35 and chose not to have kids, I signed up to be a cashier not a babysitter.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Blythe and Kanny both work morning jobs and I work an evening job. So it looks like I only get to hang out with my wives on weekends and Monday and Friday afternoons. I have more time to work on YouTube videos and I could stream but I'd be doing it at midnight until 4am.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Reese's Fast Break Super King Size.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would have preferred being given nothing. With one gummy bear they are acknowledging that they owe me but don't think I'm worth paying back fairly. There is no way they genuinely think a single gummy bear makes us even for five bucks. This has to be an insult.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Made this deck using hydras, keyword equips/enchants, and stuff like blanchwood armor and bonehoard. Blor got to 26 and couldn't be removed from the game. The best cards were ones that give keyword counters and untap like sudden spinnerets.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Update: Coworker: I gotta get you back for the candy bar. Me: It's no sweat, I don't lend money out unless I'm cool with the possibility of never getting it back. Coworker buys a bag of gummy bears and gives me one: There, we're even. Me internally: I think I'm working with a child.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Let me get a hit! *blows into your joint*

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The genderless term for Cowboy and Cowgirl is Cow.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wife 1 and 2 both left for work. It's weird having the house this empty. It's just me, smith, and 2 cats. I guess that's not really empty.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Phone: Hey, you're having a pretty good day today. Here's some pictures from when your pet was still alive.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Working retail is basically getting paid to be yelled at by people who couldn't do your job on their best day.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Coworker: Hey, can you buy me a candy bar? Me: Sure, what do you want? Coworker grabs the most expensive option. Me internally: You piece of shit. Me: Yeah, that's cool.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I wouldn't use WhatNot. Nothing with that many sponsor spots can be good. Remember Honey?

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

CW: BIG BUG Never seen a Cicada in person until last night. This one crash landed outside and upside down. They were stuck fluttering and kicking like a turtle on their back. So I picked them up and put them on a tree. His name is Cid.

Picture of a large cicada on a hot pocket box.

Same cicada, same box, it's looking directly at you now though. It knows your sins and yet it does not judge. We do not deserve the kindness of the Cicada.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

"Maybe I can't get into games with ugly graphics because I'm an artist." No, because most artists know what stylistic choices are and can see past visual to see the underlying themes. Also that art isn't just the visual sometimes it's written. It's probably because you're an idiot.

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scary word: ivy 👻 @proxi.dog · 29/08/2026

you should "tf" into something that can do the dishes

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Monogamy is a social structure that was created by sad men who know they'd have 0 chance of getting partners because I'm dating them all. Yes, Monogamy was made to harm me specifically.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Just learning that any amount of alcohol is bad for you. Studies saying that even a little bit increases your risk of multiple cancers. Glad I live in a country where companies can lobby to make it so this info is as public.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Been at this job for less than three months and I'm already trying to find a new one. Once I've quit I'll complain about it here in more detail but I can't right now while I'm still employed.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I remember when "You look like you shop at Goodwill" was an insult. Now it's more of a compliment. I can't even afford to shop on Goodwill now.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I'm a bit skeptical about glp 1 drugs. I remember when weight loss drugs had ephedrine in them. These got banned because it was killing people. So I'll probably just stick to what I'm doing and wait a few years.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My ninja air fryer just crapped out. It only functions if the door is open a bit and it says to call customer support. I looked up videos and people say they're made to fail and they try to upsell you. No thanks, I'll just never buy a ninja product again and I suggest you don't either.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

There are a handful of creatures and equipment to prevent that. Like Conjurer's Flail. 4/4

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

In an ideal scenario I get colossification, and an untap instant, lethal on turn 3-5. In a not ideal scenario it's gavel of righteous plus a smaller buff and lethal 6-7. My removal/ramp is creatures because otherwise I have no blockers. The main issue is people holding up counter spells for him. 3/4

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

ramp, strong equipment, enchantments, doublers, lots of draw, creatures with removal, and the other keywords he's missing. Since he has built in indestructible I can use berserk and captain's hook which would normally be too risky for a voltron commander since they can destroy the target. 2/4

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The pod is making decks for Commander Mystery Boosters in advance of the release. The others have chosen rulebreaker cards but I see a lot of potential in this frog. He has everything a voltron commander needs for protection and trample. My 99 is... 1/4

Magic the gathering card called Blor the impervious. He is 3 colorless mana and 2 green. Legendary, frog warrior, trample, hexproof, indestructible, and a 3/3. The art is of a brave frog warrior shrugging off an onslaught of arrows while his fellow frog men stand in amazement, mouths ajar in shock of just how impervious Blor is. There is flavor text at the bottom that says "Blor's defenses are still impervious".

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Jasper @jasperblasters.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Day 227: this puzzle seems weird

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I ruined Dark Souls 3 pvp for the first year of the game by popularizing the Dark Sword. It was eventually patched. I made a video talking about how good it is and where to find it that hit 300k views in the first 3 months. I used the money made from that video to move out of an abusive relationship

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Decided to try the Professor Oak Challenge for emerald. This is the worst way to play a game. You have to catch and evolve each possible pokemon before you can attempt a gym. That means getting a whismur to lv40 and getting Exploud before the first gym. I'm 20 hours in with no badges.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

One I'm waiting on is Ivy lane denizen, when a creature enters it puts a +1 counter on target creature. I play it then Scurry Oak, it makes a squirrel each time a counter is put on it. Infinite squirrels and infinite mana and it can be searched for with Shared Summons. Squirrels without the girl.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The deck isn't finished yet either. I'm waiting on cards in the mail. Mostly stuff that's similar to my infinites to increase the odds of going infinite.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Then I hit with 120 squirrels with Sylvan Anthem and Overrun. So 600 damage trample. I intentionally played a bunch of scary cards and my commander tax was at 10 so I could make her run out of removal. Then did all this when her hand was empty.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Even though I didn't get infinite squirrels, I did get to scry 60 with Sylvan Anthem. I played cryptolith rite, tapped squirrels for mana to double squirrels. Hit 120. Scry 60 times, set up ohran frostfang, wanted crashing drawbridge or thousand year elixir but didn't want to gamble.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Just played a 1v1 with Blythe. She got to 350 life with an amassed 57 orc army before I beat her with 120 very upset squirrels. I wasn't able to use my infinites because she runs heavy removal. But if she does well in a 1v1 she'll be better in a 4 player game where she is more likely to get ignored

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

That card is essence warden. I'll just have to be careful and play slower against people playing red and black. Focus more on making less squirrels and using buffs to make those handful stronger with like overrun, overwhelming stampede, and stuff.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Eventually I'll make more squirrels than I tap for mana and go squirrel positive making infinite squirrels. The biggest thing stopping this is rakdos charm. Unfortunately there isn't much that can be done about that in mono green. Other than a card that gains life for each creature entering.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I use squirrel girl with something like A Realm Reborn which lets creatures tap for mana. Then I use squirrel girl's ability where you pay 4 mana for her squirrels to double. Then if I have 1000 year elixir in play I can immediately tap the squirrels for mana. I tap, make squirrels, so on, so forth.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Squirrel Girl has to be the easiest B4 commander deck I've built. Since she's mana for tokens it gives her a billion 2 card infinite combo options for her. Just add haste and you're all set. Some options are expensive like Doubling Season & Parallel Lives but if you combo you don't need it.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Christian lady handed me an invitation to her church with her payment. I threw it away with her standing there. She handed me another one and I tossed that one. She left without saying anything.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

New coworker: Yeah, I just can't play those old games because I can only play stuff that looks good. I don't even like Minecraft because it's ugly. Me: So I'm doomed to forever be surrounded by coworkers I hate?

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Sam Perin @zebotc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Confection Collection 🍓🫐 hey guys here is a new painting in my ongoing series of paintings called ‘A Starry Place’ where I explore spaces meaningful and nostalgic to me!

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Luna Abyss is mid gameplay-wise. But storywise it's good. It has a lot of allegories for trans-ness & I feel that's a big reason why it never hit mass appeal. You can't expect the "Trans Experience" to appeal to a big audience. Give it 5yrs & a trans girl's 3hr yt vid & people will like it.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I do too but that's a little tough with a couple screens in the way.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Never watched one piece, I like the card game though. I'm going to play it and mispronounce all the names intentionally.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Lord of the Rings is a perfect example of why we should have better public transportation. That franchise would have been way shorter if they took a bus.

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Sera's Things @serasthings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Here's a free one, medicine that turns you into a toad. It's melatoadin.

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