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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Maybe I should be like Barry Lyndon and only be lit by candlelight

Christopher Caldwell looking stoic I. A candlelit ballroom. He is wearing a pink dinner jacket and a gold tie with silver and blue accents

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think I was 5 when Disney re-released Fantasia.

Czernobog from the 1940 Disney film Fantasia

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

They are still cancelling flights today! TECH GLITCH?!?

Flight information board with multiple flights cancelled

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tech glitch. Tech glitch!! I left Los Angeles MONDAY. I still don’t know when I will be home. Everyone has been surly and non-communicative. This is my super villain origin story!

Photograph of television displaying BBC news. Txt reads “Hundreds of flights cancelled after tech glitch”

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

As a person with “riverboat floozy,” in their bio, I was struck by this sign in Harold & Belles

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Weirdly excited to find this in the LA Central library.

Library catalogue search results bringing up B e-book of Call and Response

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

*ahem* Not ashamed to admit I rode the D.

A sign for an elevator to the Metro D line, at the Wilshire/La Cienaga station

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Fine. This shirt is more holes than fabric.

Mirror selfie of Christopher Caldwell wearing a crocheted shirt with verticals blue and white stripes and blue seersucker shorts

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Have parted ways with Stitch and gone back to an old love

Christopher Caldwell in a mirror selfie. Holding a California republic flag themed tote bag.

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The Stitch handbag is growing on me.

Mirror selfie of Christopher Caldwell. He is wearing high-waisted beige linen trousers, a teal t shirt, and a textured linen short sleeve button down. Dior glasses with the oblique design, carrying a Stitch tote bag

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I always feel like the heroine in a 1950s melodrama in Glasgow airport.

Christopher Caldwell in foreground. A prop plane visible in the background.

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Worldcon is in one week! Here’s where you can find me!

Christopher Caldwell at Worldcon schedule of panels and appearances

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Graphic design is not my passion, but I’ll be at Worldcon

Christopher Caldwell at Worldcon. Amateurish image created in Canvas with a list of panels/readings/talks with Christopher Caldwell and their times and dates

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Why have they re-designed Clue to be horny?

A box for the game Cluedo. Everyone is attractive and giving knowing glances. Miss Scarlett is slaying in a skin-tight vermillion gown with one shoulder bared. Her lips are parted slightly.

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

A dingy dive of a place on Hollywood and Western called The Study. A group of about five of us frequented it from high school. A drag queen once beat the shit out of a man in the parking lot for calling me a faggot.

An ominous parking lot in a strip mall where the marquee of The Study is in yellow. The front door is red.

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Woke originates from “stay woke” a phrase used by Black people to remind each other of the insidious nature of white supremacy, so “woke 1” did no such thing. White people co-opted it, then misused it, then used it as a mocking pejorative.

Screenshot of text with author removed: “woke 1 made the mistake of making people think it was problematic to make fun of healing crystals and astrology. Woke 2 must be focused on the destruction of white shamanism”

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

These were generic longswords, alas. Not even something like this

A replica of Squall Leonheart’s gunblade from Final Fantasy VIIi

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Lidl, this doesn’t look like pico

A container labelled pico de gallo without coriander. It holds a blended reddish mush and not the distinct red, white, and green pieces in salsa bandera

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Not everything needs to be a musical.

An ad for Trainspotting: the Musicsl featuring images of actors from the film, who are unlikely to reprise their roles in the stage production.

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

You can’t convince me there’s no eldritch purpose behind all of this

A grey heron sitting on the banks of a canal

An eerie looking through a tunnel formed by arching brush

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Like I feel a much younger me could have been ruthless

Me taking a drag from a cigarette circa 2012, despite being a non-smoker.

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. (I do not understand why this is hard mode)

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery

The front cover of Call and Response: Stories of the Fantastic, written by Christopher Caldwell and available most places books are sold.

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

This is an ordinary path and not a door to Faerie. I am not a changeling.

A path through the brush that twist overhead to resemble a tunnel.

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Why is a popcorn box the icon? They don’t have a popcorn maker

View of an action onto which “surprise screening” has been projected.

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

It is 1996, I am in the audience right now see Tori Amos, my heart has just been broken. It is 1998, I am in the audience to see Tori Amos, what if I wrote fiction, not poetry? It is 2002, I am in the audience to see Tori Amos, I am fear America. It is 2026, I am ok in the audience to see Tori Amos

View of a stage in the Glasgow Royal Concert Hall. A Bōsendorfer grand piano in the center

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

You know people can see this, right?

Quote-skeeted tweet that has been deleted.

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

In response to this, which she deleted and then reposted.

Screencap of a post @ me that reads “When you move back from *Scotland* you can complain. Otherwise lift the country you left *up*”

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

She reminds me of my favorite femme fatale cat burglar from the otherwise mediocre 80s cartoon C.O.P.S.

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I feel like his tethers would allow him a certain distance from his San Francisco sarcophagus, otherwise he wouldn’t be able to visit LA.

Map showing Lake Tahoe on the border of California and Nevada

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

1) its creator is transphobic and uses her money and platform to oppose trans rights 2) it’s racist 3) it’s classist 4) it’s homophobic 5) tacky 6) that dialogue is rough! 7) the headmaster is a moral monster who constantly endangers his charges 8) See #1

Screenshot of a CBR headline reading “8 reasons it’s tough to watch Harry Potter today” with photographs of Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and the character Dobby

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I think they’re weird little guys luring me to a magical underworld

The heron with wings spread before Mahito. The titular Boy and the Heron from the Studio Ghibli film

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

It’s what the BBC is calling them? Assume it’s an official name like firefighting apparatus in the US.

A screenshot reading:

The Scottish Fire and Rescue Service says nine appliances and three high-reach vehicles remain at the scene
The fire took hold of the Victorian buildings neighbouring the station and the dome at one corner collapsed
However, Network Rail said it had not identified any significant damage to the station itself

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

How on earth do you call yourself “Labour” and have such open disdain for the workers who take care of your sick and elderly, for the people who walked to work during lockdown to provide aid to the dying in overburdened care homes. You say you’ll prioritise high earners and then dare call this fair.

Those who contribute less will have to wait longer to apply. This includes those low-skilled workers, who arrived in recent years, who would otherwise receive immediate access to welfare and social housing. Should that be allowed to happen, this cost would be borne by hard-working taxpayers across the country, and place yet more pressure on already stretched public services.

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