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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I’ve had an issue with my Bluesky account when transferring to a new phone, so this account will be left to die. 🥲 Send a DM for the new username. I’m keeping this circle small.

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colin feral @sal.gay · 22/09/2025

It was the omg of times, it was the Jfc of times

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I finished my Indigenous cultural training through work and the module ended with a survey of the overall program. One question was “what part was most impactful” … bitch idk my grandfather was a 60s scoop kid (but in the 20s). Maybe don’t ask people with legit connections “what they learned”

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

No no no no— I’m too sleepy for it to already be Monday again

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

What a super bazaar Grand Prix this was The drive to survive episode is gonna be lit though

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Had a couple cocktails. Thought a couple things. How are yall doing ?

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Well. Had my first panic attack in over a year. I didn’t expect to feel this overwhelming shame for having one at all. I thought they were gone for good.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Not the orange baffoon referring to Princess Catherine as the Queen I know it’s a lesser evil considering all that’s happened. But it’s also just blatant disrespect & shows lack of knowledge of the country & people he’s visiting. Meanwhile, a sick Camilla who toughed it out had to sit there like:

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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

joelbervell:
For those confused: Cancel culture is when people push back collectively. What's happening to Jimmy Kimmel is the government dictating what can be said. That's not cancel culture. It's authoritarianism.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I need a little sign for the back of my desk chair that says “I have my AirPods in and cannot hear you, tap on my shoulder or some shit”

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

All these new followers but it’s still the same 3 people that actually interact with my posts 😂❤️ bless yall.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Canceling political comics is honestly insane and frightening. They’re silencing anyone who disagrees with them. You know what that doesn’t sound like? A two party system. That sounds like a singular party calling all the shots with no desire to work with the other group. HMMM. SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Yo I was added to a starter pack Not sure why. But hello to the new folks. 👏🏼

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

SOS I’m too tired to keep working but I MUST KEEP WORKING

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

40 minute video on Thomas Boleyn? Don’t mind if I doooo

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

ANYWAY so what about those files eh? It was a distraction, I’ll give them that. But back to business.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

“Oh fuck eh” is the Canadian all encompassing answer that can be taken any way you’d like. Could be an exclamation of joy, bewilderment, horror, or humour. It’s perfect.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Haven’t been here in a while. Started a new job and I’ve been too tired to think. Hope yall are well though

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

It’s not a good day to be a Ferrari fan

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Going away for an extended weekend trip. Tips on what I might be forgetting to pack? Mostly hiking and beach time.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

If I see one more swiftie say that Taylor found her Endgame imma cry Can we at least make references to songs she’s written about Travis, rather than Joe, when discussing her engagement 💀💀

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

At the end of the day, it’s who you texted first when you found out Taylor Swift got engaged ❤️🥹

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

I’ve tried to buy three of the new Taylor Swift album variants but each time the page finally loads, they’re already sold out. This gives me absolutely no hope whatsoever for concert tickets in the future.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

It’s always “how’s it going” and never “how is your slow descent into madness fixating on the Plantagenet dynasty”

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Man I really want one of those Anne Boleyn necklaces from Common Era

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I just finished onyx storm and I— 👁️👄👁️ Holy shit

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Ordering 4 pairs of pants in the same size from the same brand but none of them actually fit even remotely the same

Meme of a confused woman solving a math problem

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Pssst If you’re still creeping my profile all these months later to keep tabs on me, I’ll let you in on a secret: Im still pissed. Fuck off.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Waiting for the Death of a Showgirl varient. Idk why. I just feel like it’s coming at some point. Kind of themed like The Lucky One, but what happens when you don’t escape the bright lights. Or maybe I’m just reading into it man idk

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

And now there’s a kitten stuck in the belly of my car. The universe is truly testing me today. And boy, does it ever feel like I’m failing.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Well this is a level of lies and betrayal I didn’t expect in my own home. Love that for me.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I bumped my time from 25 minutes on the exercise bike to 40 minutes. Then Pilates. Guys I’m dying. Baby deer legs all day.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I don’t normally post location specific stuff. But I can’t put into words how terrifying the wildfires are in Canada right now. I’m less than an hour from a rather large one, and fuck it’s scary. This level of heat and dry weather is truly abnormal. Please keep Canada in your thoughts.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

The neighbour is playing angry rap and heavy screamo music really loudly so I’m extremely tempted to fight back by playing Chappell Roan and Taylor Swift even louder. What is this obsession that middle aged men have with forcing the neighbourhood to listen to their music?

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

My new hobby is detailing cars. That shit is satisfying af.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Ordered some new clothes for my new big girl job 🥹❤️

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

It’s always “how’s sera” and never “has sera found the golden stag in animal crossing new horizons yet?” The answer is no. She has not. And she’s losing her freaking mind over it.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

MIL was helping me look for my birth certificate. I was looking in the file folders in the office, she decided to check the bedroom. In my nightstand. Where I keep all my sex toys. Anyway, if you need me I’m going to move to Switzerland and assume an alias.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

While waiting for the sim race to load up, looking at the Red Bull Ring track outline: Me: “Guys, it looks like a whale. But a badly drawn whale.” The league: “… fuck, now I can’t unsee it”

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

That “she got away” line hits when YOU ARE the one who got away

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

It’s not over till it’s over It’s never over

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Did I have lunch wine or did the lunch wine have me

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

The Subway by Chappell Roan is actually how my soul sounds incase you even cared

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Ohhhhh no. The migraine aura started and there’s a building pressure at the base of my skull. This is going to be a BAD one I fear.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

You know what else might make it hard for him to come to a trade deal? The fact that he broke the last one and called our Prime Minister an idiot.

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Started watching the Gilded Age and did a double take when the called one of the main characters “George Russell” … babes you’re a formula 1 driver, not a banker. No wonder you’re so grumpy!

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Seraphine Lockheart @sera-writes.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Excuse me why is this Phantom of the Opera phase returning after 10 years Where did this desire to listen to the soundtrack come from ????

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