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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 11h

I was today-year's-old when I realised Kimahri has literally a jockstrap. I get it's the solution for him having a tail butt... dayum.

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Like imma be honest I'm so close to just running Signal the Clans. I am not at all against the banning of Mana Crypt and Jeweled Lotus (although I like lotus), but it kind of killed Eldritch Evolution lines, which were so consistent. Finale esque cards means I need 8 mana to win, it's too much.

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A version of Ardenn / Tana that made top 16 (on a more turbo mentality) ran this card and I decided to test it. So far it's been... puzzling. I think it's almost unplayable without final fortune. People will flat out immediately force draws once I drop it, it's kind of insane. Getting Godo is hard

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Like I just wanna shoot her down, not sorry

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We play some pre-releases and suddenly I just wanna be rude at cEDH tables again

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Did you know that Ingris' mana value in letters is literally "BRR"?

Ingris Stingerquill BRR

Flying
Whenever a creature you control attacks, that creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
4
: Create a 2/2 colorless Wizard Soldier creature token named Cadet. Then creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.

Master of Barbs 1R

Menace
Whenever one or more opponents are dealt noncombat damage, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Mana Echoes 2RR

Whenever a creature enters, you may add an amount of equal to the number of creatures you control that share a creature type with it.

Chandra's Incinerator 5R

This spell costs
X
less to cast, where X is the total amount of noncombat damage dealt to your opponents this turn.
Trample
Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, this creature deals that much damage to target creature or planeswalker that player controls.

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Local fslur wins pre release with two bombs

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What do you meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

cEDH is a social game. EDH is a social game. Yet what we see is WotC printinc cards for these formats and tossing aside 1v1 formats, whilst simultaneously attacking the social aspect of EDH and cEDH. Samut is the ultimate sign of this. Players don't deserve agency. All we get is a fucking diceroll.

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Thus the triangle became a line: Turbo <-> Midrange, where Midrange would fluctuate between value and disruption focuses. The game started to become a slop. Everyone draws cards, everyone has answers, hard to end games. We could try to revive stax or we could make dumb fucking mistakes:

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Back in my day (old man speaking) we used to have a cEDH with quite an interesting, defined space. There was a triangle - the sides were not all the same size, but were still there - where Stax > Turbo > Midrange > Stax, with variance of course. Value got printed more and more and this guy came:

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just saw a prototype list of this guy with haymakers, big ETBs, blinkers and stax and honestly? I'm kind of on board with the idea.

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This one is less game ending but pretty funny

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Do you think they kiss while you draw your library?

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My teenage years produced some curious shit ngl

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Men will show their masculinity and maturity by needing products that make them feel like their balls are massive. Stuff like "Fierce Ocean" scented shampoo. And you also get to be a captain? Dayum, you're so fucking manly bro! Can I smell your hair? (no homo)

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can we finally ban Gaea's cradle from commander? Please?

It's a 1G elf 2/3 with deathtouch that enters prepared. The prepared spell costs G and let's you search library for land + put it into graveyard. Whenever the elf deals combat damage to player you can return land from GY to hand.

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

For those who don't know, chris here isn't a great person UwU

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

No one is talking about the fact that this is such a /would/ ... I may have been exposed to too many monster effers

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Samut without the "a" is "smut". Thought yall should know. Smut IS the driving force

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Joining biceptember after my second month back at the gym

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

When the couple sees you from across the room ~

Axel from Kingdom hearts when Roxas reveals having two Keyblades, except these are phallic shadows

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Trying to push for 250 followers, feel free to join chill and help me get my dog through college while we play FF IX! www.twitch.tv/sekayra_

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Misguided mother thinks transitioning will save her child

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

When I learned image manipulation I made the conscious decision to use it responsibly.

A selfie wearing a tanktop that I photomanipulated a hamster eating a giant banana.

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I knew I shoulda gotten snakebites as a teen

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Stuff I wrote on the topic of this Sphinx having a weird lil coat. Maybe I was never meant to share my thoughts in public idk.

Discord messages I sent:

"Dragons be out there with their slits out but god forbid we see sphinx nips
Do you guys think Strixhaven has fields where their Elder Dragons go and release their bowels?
Or are they all like witherbloom and do it in class"

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Streamer? Hardly know her @sequeira.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Today I learned a lesson we all inherently know about online shopping but some of us need to go through it :v Thank god this won't read "handmade by mice" on stream