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Septimus Brown

@septimusbrown.com
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Senior editor at DarlingAxe.com. Novelist at SeptimusBrown.com. Award-winning short-fiction writer. Chaotic good. He/they. 🏳️‍🌈

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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 12h
New book blogger review up 🤩 "Fans of witty quests and lovable underdogs will devour every page from start to finish." "I had to read it twice" "Note to Septimus: Whatever you’re doing… keep doing it." briarsreviews.wordpress.com/2026/10/05/w... @briarsreviews.bsky.social 💖
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 03/10/2026
Different indeed. Ishk is a screamer 😅 Anyway, he got him back home. He immediately curled up with his brother Roke for a long cuddle. They haven't cuddled like this in two years! They clearly missed each other 💕 The end 😻
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 03/10/2026
We went over with her to get him back. The couple was very surprised to learn they had the wrong cat, but they noted how strange it was that he kept picking fights with their black cat, and also how his meow seemed so different!!
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 03/10/2026
The caller said she spotted Ishk and assumed he was Toby. She grabbed him and took him to the couple, who thanked her profusely and welcomed Ishk into their home. They 100% thought Ishk was Toby!!
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 03/10/2026
So I registered him with a local lost animal network and posted to our community FB group. A few hours later we got a phone call. Some elderly neighbours a block away lost their orange cat Toby the day before. Toby, by the way, is smaller and has a black stripe down his chest.
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 03/10/2026
A #Caturday story 🧵😺 Ishk didn't come home one night this week, which is super unusual for him. He is an indoor-outdoor veteran, an incredible ratter with great street savvy. But he missed dinner. Wasn't home by midnight. No sign of him the next morning...
orange and white tabby
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 26/09/2026
😄😅
Gen Z Nepo Baby Intern: I would literally die if I had to do a job interview without iced coffee
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 22/09/2026
Caught cuddling 😍😭
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 22/09/2026
Two Good Girls 😍
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 22/09/2026
East Sooke Park ❤️ Blah blah ocean blah blah sky blah blah magnificence
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 21/09/2026
🪓🪓 darlingaxe.com/pages/first-...
The First Page Challenge: A writing contest for novelists
Closes September 30
$5 entry
$1000 prize pool
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 20/09/2026
On the ferry back home to Vancouver Island :)
Sunset over ocean
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 20/09/2026
Adios, Vancouver!
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 19/09/2026
In North Vancouver, on my way to Write on Bowen 🍵📚
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 12/09/2026
My kidneys are spectacular
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 12/09/2026
Book signing!
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 09/09/2026
I love visiting South Canada in the springtime 😄
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 07/09/2026
Two good girls (sometimes)
Basenji and ridgeback sharing a dog bed
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 06/09/2026
LOLWUT I mean, I'm not shocked that he has said another dumb thing, but it's amazing how much he doesn't understand about basic economics...
Trump tweet: "Canada's currency/dollar imbalance with the US is unacceptible. It has been that way for years - but no longer"
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 05/09/2026
It's a good day for some introspection. And a nap. Happy #Caturday!
orange tabby looking introspective
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 04/09/2026
That's about right
"Elevated outdoor dog bed $50"
Dog is sleeping on the deck next to the bed
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 04/09/2026
Apparently my dialect best matches Michigan and Seattle. I guess this result makes sense for a West Coast Canadian 😄 mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
My dialect map
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 03/09/2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "This might be one of the funniest books I've ever read and I'm not kidding." mybook.to/dragoneggs Thanks muchly <3 @briarsreviews.bsky.social
Book cover: We've Come for Your Eggs (And Other Reasons to Annex the North)
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 01/09/2026
Today's vibe
Yelling man: I don't know what I'm writing about
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 29/08/2026
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 29/08/2026
Roke hanging out in the dog's crate 😄 Happy #Caturday!
black and tan tabby
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 29/08/2026
Update
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 28/08/2026
Shiime pretending she's still a smol pupper
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 28/08/2026
Giant puppy trying to be a cat
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 25/08/2026
❤️💔😿
Dolly
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 23/08/2026
Write On Bowen is coming up soon! Will we see you there? www.writeonbowen.com
That's What She Said -- a dialogue workshop
Saturday, September 19, 2-4 pm
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 22/08/2026
Flashing back six years: the kitten-apple didn't fall far from the cat-tree! Our brothers' mama 💕 #Caturday
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 22/08/2026
Happy #Caturday from the cuddle brothers 💖 (like proper siblings, they scrap more often than they cuddle!)
black tabby, orange tabby, napping together
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 20/08/2026
Timeline cleanse! Rocks, ocean, trees, and sky—East Sooke Park, Vancouver Island
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 20/08/2026
Timeline cleanse! Rocks, ocean, trees, and sky—East Sooke Park, Vancouver Island
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 19/08/2026
Timeline cleanse! The view from Lone Tree Hill :)
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 19/08/2026
Timeline cleanse! The view from Lone Tree Hill :)
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 16/08/2026
Best shower curtain of my life
Basenji on a log
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 15/08/2026
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "A fun and satirical romp of a read, I was laughing out loud the whole way. This was book was a big win for me and I will be getting the next one." mybook.to/dragoneggs
We've Come for Your Eggs -- book cover
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 14/08/2026
Timeline cleanse! Driftwood, bull kelp, and clouds: East Sooke Park 💖
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. I'm, I'm a 1981 Honda CR80 😅
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm pork soup for breakfast in Kanchanaburi, Thailand 😅
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm Big Horn Falls 😅
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 08/08/2026
Happy International Cat Day! I didn't plan for this to align, but we moved into our new house two weeks ago, and after many angry meows, today our boys are finally allowed outside in their new neighbourhood. (Wearing anti-bird-predation collars, of course!) #caturday
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 08/08/2026
Happy #Caturday from the love brothers 💖
Orange tabby and black tabby cuddling
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 06/08/2026
Down with white walls and grey cars!! My new office :)
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 01/08/2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "I picked this up expecting a fun fantasy adventure, but I wasn't expecting to laugh as much as I did." mybook.to/dragoneggs
Book Cover: We've Come for Your Eggs (And Other Reasons to Annex the North)
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 01/08/2026
Happy #Caturday!
Ishk (orange tabby) and Roke (grey tabby) in a laundry basket
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 21/07/2026
Timeline cleanse! Picnic at the Bilston Creek lavender farm 💖
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 19/07/2026
Sister squishing
Ridgeback sleeping on top of a basenji
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