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Mr. Blanco

@senor-blanco.bsky.social
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People deserve better... Don't be an eggplant I drink whiskey and I talk shit

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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Ah the "I'm just doing what I'm told so I'm not a Nazi or to be blamed" defense. I believe (checks notes) yes that defense has been used before. And it's been used by (checks notes again) yep, Nazis. Him and so many other racist clown shoes are going to bitch baby cry so hard one day 🙏
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Historians going...
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Oh it's correlated so that MUST mean it's the cause and there aren't other confounding factors to affect any dependent or independent variables...
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Watching the Lakers and Kings implode in the post got me feeling like Bill
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
As a sharp pointy metal object enthusiast i can recommend a couple of custom designers to really jeuje it up
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Definitely NOT it POC and Female... They are both highly decorated, highly experienced, highly successful, and highly respected. In this non-DEI meritocracy surely they were fired right.... RIGHT???
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This guy's has 13 kids and 0 fucks. If he is inside 50 yards of a school I believe this is where "good guy with a gun" applies...
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This looks amazing. Adding to the list for sure. Slàinte 🥃
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This Lakers team... They ain't bad. That Doncic guy... he's decent. I'm not mad at the trade 😂
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
😂 They should still send an email for funsies. "Mr. Musk, This week I did everything in my LIFE TIME APPOINTMENT to preserve the rule of law and provide checks and balances to our Governing bodies. Don't like that? Well you can suck my gavel biatch Sincerely, Judge not getting fired 🖕🖕"
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Get. It.
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
100% but the sheer stupidity of the figure they've chosen... I think some people need a history lesson of what happened to Caesar 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
"These violent delights have violent ends, And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which, as they kiss, consume." -Will My mood rolling into the weekend after seeing the push back. Rage on 💙💙💙
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
There is already a lost circulating if ABC is breaking it just now...
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
They think the foundation is "own the libs" even when they get eaten too
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I officially want Canada to win the 4 nation now... Feels that will be in brand. Thanks in advance Donny 🖕
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The biggest
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
We are living in the time when "men" are the absolute dumbest multi-celled O2 to CO2 conversion meat sacks... I shutter for my cisgender. Can women take over and just give us all vasectomies. Then when a court of women deems a guy worthy were like allowed or some shite. It's appalling
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
What in the discussing douchfuckery?
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Yum
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I can't wait for what his response will be. Reported: where you drinking alcohol? H: no no it's tea. I have a sore throat. R: what kind of tea? H: um... Hot Toddy?
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I've tried to research the similarities with Nazi Germany. Near as I can tell grooming, perceived alienation and marginalization, Christian ideology, and loss of perceived power/superiority combined with a shot tone of hormones... Both have been successful in recruiting adolescence. 🤷
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Makers Mark is the only other major one I've seen. It might open more access to the rarer or higher prices whiskeys...
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
100% just give us email and text. Also, he could have just said "I've never given a woman an orgasm..." Would have saved us all the 2 minutes to read that "dumbening"
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
So you're nine HUNDRED years old too? 😂 That guy looks like the incarnation of the first Nosferatu sketches...
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Fried or grilled?
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Oh Ashley... But E train over there rolling on special K while being on top to make baby no. 13 is perfectly fine right? I think the world would have rather you stayed on your "cocktail" and probably added a few more party favors...
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Well thanks for ruining that for me FOREVER
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Someone get Ryan a Muskbot so he can go live in a cave and leave the rest of humanity alone extinguishing his gene pool in the process
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
1982 or 1482??? I think there is a typo on his birth certificate
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Swing and a miss
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Ok I know this is legit but... 😂 It's so so good
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Oo oo tell me tell me how did I vote? I'd love to get an explanation of my voting (as related to someone trying to bring empathy and focus on joy) from mr irrelevant retrograde over here...
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hahahaha. Nice
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
If you're the future I'm voting for 2024 yr4
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
HAHA. true true. Gives me Joey drinking milk scene vibes
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
SecDef hitting the bottle early it seems
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
And drinking. Let's not forget drinking.
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
WRONG! I did. I asked for all of it. You know what I didn't ask for? Your Negative Normand ass harshing my sparkle buzz... So how bout you go drown your sorrow in a shallow puddle
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
And here I was thinking Drake was going to be the one getting the biggest loser award...
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
some absolutely amazing Pinot Noirs comes from Willamette Valley
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
He truly is the smallest boy whoever lived
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Mr. Blanco @senor-blanco.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
2nd
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