sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I still have my landed immigrant papers from when I came to Canada in 1971 at the age of 3. My "intended occupation" box says "child." I will now confess publicly that that's wrong and I am no longer a child. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Well of course it's performative; all posting is performative. What did you want them to do with 300 characters? Hamlet? Angels In America? 0120
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Maybe he's referring to the time Zelynskyy pretended to play piano with his penis, and Elon just found out about it and likes neither pianos nor penes? 010
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026They seem to think that one nominates oneself. It's been a few years since I regularly listened to Radio Sweden, but I still have a decent if vague impression of how the Nobel committees work. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This dude seems to have profoundly weird ideas about how Nobel prizes are awarded. 100
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It's like getting mad because of all the pixels that died because you shot them when you played DOOM. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026don't say the cake is a lie don't say the cake is a lie don't say the cake... 020
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yeah my husband is a super violent dude, I know that because of all the floating eyeballs he shot at playing DOOM. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Dr Chatelain made many appearances on a podcast I like, giving historical context on various things, and I loved it so much I would cheer "Doctor Context!!!!" silently in my brain whenever she came on. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And that right there is the math that this dude should be using in his galaxy brain analysis of what is and is not efficient. 010
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Please inject talk about vernacular domestic architecture directly into my veins, 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They absolutely could just be dumb enough to not calculate a proper overdose. Or they could only have been able to purchase enough to cross their fingers and hope it worked? 100
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not the point, but did that guy just get punched? No swelling, no skin break, bruise colour is quite well developed? Makeup? 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You can thank LM Montgomery for the Anne stories while you're at it! 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I see no blood in the mist. Very fine spray? 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think if you're going to expand this programme you should at least make it unsexist. One schoolchild of any gender marries one goat of any gender! (except don't marry any children to intact male goats, smelly fuckers they are) 001
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Perhaps she's trying to talk about his aw-shucks regular guy schlong? And stick is just her dialect word for it? 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It doesn't even have to be taught; it can just be learned. It's possible that the 'creative spark' is just the willingness to be bad at it for a while. 020
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Laws about abortion are as unnecessary as laws about gall bladder care. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Plus you need to get the ships through the Oresund and then the St Lawrence Seaway, both of which I think will cost ya? 010
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'll stick with Big Freedia for my dancing, thanks! 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(peasecods are the things you shell peas out of, a peasecod was a style of doublet, the other two are what you think they are) 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ruth Goodman's book "How To Be A Tudor" says that Shakespeare is a LOT funnier when you are familiar with his world. She uses an example of a joke about peasecod/ peasecods/ pieces of cod/ codpieces which was much more legible 400 years ago. 100
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It would probably have to come in via the St Lawrence Seaway in order to make it to the farms that need it? So Canada is gonna get paid some anyway. 010
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Bigger question, what is that sweater, he looks like a pigeon that's been dipped in crude oil. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's kind of about banning women's sports altogether tho. 110
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Well, SOMEBODY imprinted hard on "Who Am I This Time"! 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I am now trying to imagine a cheer routine to Rammstein. I suspect it would be more funny than successful. 220
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I once hired a similar plumber, but added bonus the guy that got sent was also epically hung over. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When is RFKJr gonna get onto the "Finland doesn't exist" bandwagon? That's _my_ favourite! 001
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Yeah, I love it when people tell me I'm lying about my own lived experience! I'm 54, cis female, have used public restrooms as necessary, sometimes in spaces I knew trans women were around. It was fine. I can't even believe I am remarking on this it was such a nothingburger. 040
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Bugs Bunny. Already more powerful than the Ring could ever be. 010
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I dunno, do they still make Aqua Net brand hairspray? 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026But also if you really want to let the tears rip, you now know what to watch! Make sure you have large amounts of ice cream laid in for it. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Naw man, he's been leaking inadvertent info about his porn search history as long as I've been aware of his existence. I resent that I know of his existence as well as the existence of his porn search history. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm an old fuck who loves her keyless entry and ignition. It's freed me from the Classic Mistake #3: Putting on your seatbelt before realizing your keys are still in your pants pocket. 020
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I've worked in food service my whole life, never yet with a hijabi woman, but I'd be so honoured and relieved to be working with someone who actually always secures her hair before coming to work. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Judging from the sequinned tunic on Kenny there, mid-to-late '80s. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You might make it to knave-resistant, but I fear nothing is actually knaveproof. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I listened to this and from the very first episode I was thinking "there's never just one cockroach, holy shit how many cockroaches are there gonna be here?" 051
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Well, we could also stop reciprocal honouring of drug patents, but that's the metaphorical nuclear option, and as with actual nuclear options, not necessarily a great plan. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Well, I think your dad had presidents who at least somewhat earned the respect? 010
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Pretty sure Kushner is a wendigo, not a motherfucker. 000
sendakmonster.bsky.social @sendakmonster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I feel we've had far too much insight into Hegseth's porn search history. 000
