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ruirui
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erratic reader, accidental translator, brain too empty to think of a third thing
erratic reader, accidental translator, brain too empty to think of a third thing
![[Script]
Stephen
That speech you made about deregulating broadcasting ... oh, I cheered for you that night. We must strive to offer the consumer a far greater range of choice, for too long broadcasting has been in the grip of a small elite. We must expand and offer more choice.
Man
Good heavens, you've remembered it word for word.
Stephen
Well, it was masterly stuff ... oh my God, your cutlery ... a silver knife and fork, I can't believe it.
(Removes cutlery)
Man
Those are rather nice. They're not dirty are they?
Stephen
That this should happen to you of all people. I'm so sorry, I'll be right back.
Man
But they were fine...
...
Stephen
I do apologise.
Man
Apologise for what? The fork and knife were fine.
Stephen
Oh it's very kind of you, sir, but I absolutely insist ...
(Pours bag of plastic coffee stirrers into man's lap)
Man
What's this?
Stephen
Your cutlery, sir.
Man
But these are plastic coffee stirrers.
Stephen
Yes I know, but at least you've got the choice now. I mean they may be complete crap but you've got the choice ... that's what's important, the choice ...
(Starting to shout and strangle man)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3xjxjurmyerlcszuo7ykuum3/bafkreifabre5blap4uuqmgu2rkvvdz6sp5whimuqki7xuft6svpsevesm4)
![Question: What do you like [about each other]?
Gu Mang: Hmm, long legs, pretty face, bitty waist...
Mo Xi: (embarrassed) Enough.
VS
Mo Xi: Everything
Gu Mang: (embarrassed, spits out his drink)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:l4ofrg2h3hgoi6wqv545wz75/bafkreibhkfcpyvoeontrvyu3jnab4cwan65otdosekt7c6zdrbsz3bg6qu)
