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John Kerry

@senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social
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Former senator and presidential candidate. I am the proud owner of three Purple Hearts. She/Her George Bush DNI. parody

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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 14h
Also this one
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Who the fuck is Buy n Large
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
cheeky rabbit next to clock with text: "cock is ticking..."
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
woahohohohohoh story of john kerry
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a group of cartoon characters standing next to each other including papyrus and sans
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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three men in suits are dancing in front of a flag
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dogtape/olivia @dogtape.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
#promosky HEY DOGS!! IT'S TAPE i tweet stupid shit including cheap wordplay and jokes. i like getting talked at, animanga, computer, linux, being silly. see more at dogtape.net self proclaimed next big internet femto celebrity FOLLOW ME I NEED RECOGNITION PLEASE PLEASE rt like blah blah do that
wikihow man pointing in the mirror meme. with the text "YOU are FUNNY" overlayed.
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
hell yeah more ted 🔥 EVERYONE is asking for this
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
John John John Kerry
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the demonic trans neighbors @sleepyfella.nekoweb.org · 10/05/2026
bosnian muslin goth femcels
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
hell nah they marked me as an impersonator account 💔
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
scary facts:
there was
george w bush
in 2002!
bro what?!
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
this website is fucking borked i cant log out of john kerry
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the demonic trans neighbors @sleepyfella.nekoweb.org · 17/04/2026
you know who ELSE won 3 purple hearts?
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lilith 2! @lilithicious.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
im seeing some other people do this too so um @dingus_fakee on discord :3
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a large american flag
Alt: boyfriends
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
god finally i was so fucking tired of associating with an evil bitch
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🎧Spooky Scary Genesystem🎃☠️ @genesystem.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
@senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social
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lilith 2! @lilithicious.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i have this incredibly shitty android tablet from like 6 years ago chat is there anything funney i should do with/to it
actual dogshit
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lilith 2! @lilithicious.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i made one of these things lily-lily-lily-lily-lily.straw.page
lily-lily-lily-lily-lily.straw.page
lily-lily-lily-lily-lily's strawpage
lily-lily-lily-lily-lily's strawpage
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𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 PeterMation/Atticus 🏳️‍⚧️ [MINOR] @petermation.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Dude imagine if @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social had FOUR Purple Hearts
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
guys,,
@dingus-fake.bsky.social
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
ive run out of content to post here chat should i reveal whos running this acc
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
im like 90% sure somebody just mistook this for the actual john kerry account
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𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 PeterMation/Atticus 🏳️‍⚧️ [MINOR] @petermation.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
youtu.be
OH MY GOD ITS WEEZER
YouTube video by Theta ΔΔΔ
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
chat do yall fw weezer
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
ive come to make an announcement: george w bush is a bitch ass motherfucker. he pissed on my fucking purple heart. thats right, he took his right-wing fucking conservative dick out and he pissed on my fucking purple heart and he said his dick was this big. and i said “thats disgusting!”
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a cartoon character is standing in front of a screen that says i am great
Alt: robot nick
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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a cartoon drawing of a man wearing a military helmet
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lilith 2! @lilithicious.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
i got the dud
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Luna, the ghost of the goon @luna1947.tgirl.gay · 08/04/2026
john kerry would never lie he has 3 purple hearts
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
i didnt believe it at first but its true. she really is evil 😔
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
October 27th, 2026
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🐶🐇 Natalie, Soup Fag @bnuubyonputer.nekoweb.org · 07/04/2026
oh my god i forgot to sya happy transition john kerry
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i’m not taking my purple hearts off im purple hearts o’kerry
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Family Guy Sneakers O'Toole GIF
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
dont give jk rowling your money, shes weird and gross and yuck instead give your money to jk (john kerry)
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lilith 2! @lilithicious.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
hash tag big chungus!! re-tweet if you agree 😂
reddit humour
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i won (3) hearts
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Maggie @magmadoes.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
jack in the box has mozzarella sticks and they kinda suck but ill still eat them cuz im a fat chud
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
hellllll no
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!Λ Σ:3 @vilance.xyz · 05/04/2026
GAY LOOK AT THESE GAYS LOOK HOW GAY THEY ARE !!!!!! #wip #art #yuri #gay #lesbian #gl #girlsbeinggayandstuffisntthatpeak #digitalart #idkwhatelsetotag #cassem #complementary #yuri #yeahtwoyuritags #vilance #imhavingmorefuntaggingthandrawingtbh #lesbians
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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three men in suits are dancing in front of a flag
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
hey guys not to spoil anything but its someone who won 3 purple hearts so that narrows it down a lot
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
old people ass minion gif with my name stated thrice (reference to how many purple hearts i won)
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a group of minions are standing next to each other and laughing while wearing goggles .
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
april fool
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
george w bush is based actually
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lilith 2! @lilithicious.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
happy birthday to this beautiful creature <3 she is 49 years young 🙏
teto
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
vote for george w bush
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i didnt win any purple hearts
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John Kerry @senatorjohnkerry.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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a cartoon of a skeleton on a motorcycle with the words trans rights below it
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Tammie! 🏳️‍⚧️ @idkicantmakehandle.tgirl.gay · 31/03/2026
Callout post on @colakitty.bsky.social Forgive me if this doesn't read like a proper callout post and is shittily worded Context for attached screenshots is included in alt text
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