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Senator Bum Cuckets

@senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social
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Table top gaming fan, mini painting enthusiast, Factorio addict, painfully unemployed 26 He/Him

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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Crispest edge I’ve ever gotten on shoulder trim
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
We’re so back 😭 all this on a post of a British “person” saying “oh, they’re gone? Why do they pronounce herb wrong”
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It’s over
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Chinese people proving that referring to someone by their chosen name is not hard. At all. Being on XHS has made me hateful for white hegemony in ways nothing else ever has
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’m never leaving red note, they even have beautiful women playing 40k. I saw a post from some guys shooting and a guy saying “I’m from Appalachia and even I can’t post that here”. This is so fucking funny
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
We’re helping Chinese people with their English homework over on red note I guess
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Never getting off xiaohongshu, Chinese people are fucking hilarious. Get fucked US government I’ll just give my data directly to the CCP suck my nuts
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
This is going to be a fun next few weeks. I need to go sunbathing to even out the tan on my brows
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Bye bye eyebrows
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
A story in three pictures
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Everyone shut up and look at my cat
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Tried to give myself bangs and my mom said I look like a girl Do I? That’s funny
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy new year 🎊🎈🎆 death to the capitalist global hegemony
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Post more
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
They’re literally toys but I love them so much
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
They’re mocking me. I know they each have at least a hit left. LET ME SMOKE YOU
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
One day when I’m older I hope to be a tree
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Look see, he wrote that
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
After about 300 hours in battlefleet gothic armada 2, while I was watching the warhammer secret level episode I saw the battle barge and could tell it was the Mk.2 variant. Had me so hyped I was pointing at my tv like
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I frequently find myself questioning whether I am actually bisexual or not. I have a strong attraction to women. I have slept with 5-ish guys and have had fun but I still question whether I'm really "gay" or just a band-wagoner. Then I see shit like this on YouTube and remember
A very hunky, shirtless, muscular, machinist holding a piece of steel in a dramatically lit workshop
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
“I find white people exhausting” “You’re racist” Wrong, I’m exhausted:
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Hydrated young man
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Was thinking the other day about how I have water in a bottle for myself in my room I’m always drinking from, but my cat doesn’t even though he’s always here. So I put a little bowl next to my bed for him. Never seen him drink so much water. My little hydrated boy 🥹
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Mrrow
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
1 year of collecting
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Why does he do this, that can’t possibly be comfortable
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
My asshole is one fire
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
The marneus box is already opened but this + company heroes is gonna be used to make a veteran “platoon” diorama
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Slowly but surely making my way through the Marneus kit. Still thinking of how I want the diorama arranged. Just know that sm2 is a huge inspo
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
This is why I bought a domain and routed all its emails to one inbox, now the infinite alts are all mine
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Old pic but I love how we both got the same vacant glint in our eyes
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
I regret not trying to make more of a connection with my dad while I still had the chance. Everytime I look in the mirror, I see him.
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
*smells you*
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
He’s literally saying :3
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Would you believe me if I said I gave birth to him
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Great minds are going unheard on Tik Tok
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
The creachure is displeased with you
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Factorio Space Age except it takes 30hrs to get there
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
The best henry danger meme I saw back during that phase on Tik tok
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Never forget what games workshop took from us
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I’m a heavy smoker and recently noticed how much worse my lungs have gotten. I have an Apple Watch and it shows me at 97% o2 often. Decided to pick up some of these cans of oxygen off amazon, watch stopped complaining and I still smoke
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Resonance
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Can’t shitpost because I’m a mini painting account, gotta stay focused and on brand. I am a serious individual, take me seriously
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Sailor Mars in a heroic pose
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Is there a practical way to paint up an army in the old salamanders style? I wouldn’t even want to think about doing highlights on them
Early patterns and names for space marine chapters for Warhammer 40,000
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Pictured: 4 different half baked projects and a pile of unopened boxes looming menacingly in the back. The pile of shame grows ever larger
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Senator Bum Cuckets @senatorbumcuckets.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
The specimen is on the workbench today. The search for a brain begins
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