Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 13/07/2026To Do: 1.Change name 2.Avoid Godmothers & Princesses 3.Find portal home 4.DO NOT GET MARRIED After an unwise wish Prince Charming wakes in a magical realm where there's a shortage of suitors for princesses. Godmothers are hunting him down, and his only ally is a talking frog. #BLUEPIT #📖 #Q #YA #F 43510
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Kenneth died. 5 weeks later a necromancer raises him for a dark purpose, but all he wants a pint of ale and to go home to his cat. When he is corpse-napped, a young woman from the strange hotel nearby is taken too. Now he must rely on her to save his afterlife. #BLUEPIT #📖 #Q #A #PN #ND 2184
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 13/07/2026This job is Emily's chance to leave troubles behind. First day: 🧙♀️Discovers her manager's a witch 🏃Sent to stop a necromancer 🪦 Fails to stop a necromancer 🧟♂️Befriends the undead 🪄 Enchanted 👮Questioned by Police (magic division) 😯Kidnapped 😱To be sold as a slave #BLUEPIT #📖 #Q #A #PN #F #ND 1185
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 30/10/2025The new hotel reception job is Emily's chance to leave her troubles behind. First day: 🧙♀️Discovers her manager is a witch 🪦Fails to stop a necromancer 🧟Befriends the undead 🪄 Enchanted 👮Questioned by Police (magical version) 😯Abducted 😱To be sold as a slave #GhostPit #A #Q #PN #F 👻 3214
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Shy and awkward; 16yo Prince Charming despises his name. When his wish is unexpectedly granted he is transported to The Lands and finds he's eligible bachelor No1. It’s no ordinary fairy tale quest and something is scarily amiss with those Godmothers. #JoyPit #YA #FTA #HA 0103
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 06/06/2025To Do: 1.Change name 2.Avoid Godmothers & Princesses 3.Find portal home 4.DO NOT GET MARRIED Making an unwise wish 16yo Prince Charming wakes in a magical realm. His guide is a frog, his horse might be a spy & there is a global shortage of princes. #JoyPit #YA #FTA #HA 0135
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 06/06/202516 is too old for fairy tales, but when Prince Charming makes an unwise wish he's transported to a magical realm. He discovers there's a peculiar shortage of princes. No one seems to care that it’s only his name; Godmothers and Princesses need their happily-ever-afters. #JoyPit #YA #FTA #HA 32911
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 07/05/2025The new job is Emily's chance to escape trouble. 1st day: 🧙♀️Discovers her manager is a witch 🪦Fails to stop a necromancer 🧟Befriends the undead 👮Grilled by Police 🪄 Enchanted 😯Kidnapped 😱To be sold as a slave She must escape & if possible save her undead friend. But who to trust? #questpit #A #Q #F 0245
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 07/05/2025HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA x NIGHT MANAGER Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing necromancers to a churchyard hadn’t been in the advert. Abducted with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for the occult, where naïve young women are merch. #questpit #Q #A #PR #T 3339
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 01/04/2025~{[Magic Protected Advert]}~ Night Receptionist at Quaint Olde Inn Essential skills: Teamwork Open minded Sense of adventure Creative problem solving Able to tolerate magical attacks Unbothered by the undead Willing to -be abducted- travel If you can see this - apply now! #ChaosPit #Q #A #UF 0203
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing rogue necromancers to a moonlit churchyard hadn’t been in the description. Abducted along with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for the occult, where naïve young women are merch. #PopUpPitA #LuckyPit #A #UF 073
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 26/02/2025BITTEN x NIGHT MANAGER Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing necromancers to a churchyard hadn’t been in the advert. Abducted along with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for the occult, where naïve young women are merch. . #WSPitQ #A #P #F #WSPit 33718
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 12/02/2025BITTEN x NIGHT MANAGER Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing necromancers to a churchyard hadn’t been in the advert. Abducted along with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for the occult, where naïve young women are merch. . #questpit #Q #A #PR #T 22110
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 01/02/2025BITTEN x NIGHT MANAGER Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing necromancers to a churchyard hadn’t been in the advert. Abducted along with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for the occult, where naïve young women are merchandise. #MiseryPit #Q #A #FT 5417
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I'm not saying🥱 I'm tired 🥱, or that it's been a long week 😫. But I'm usually quicker than this. I only just got why there's a capital I in PIt #YouDeservePIt #needsleep (please send ☕) 170
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 24/01/2025BITTEN x NIGHT MANAGER Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing necromancers to a churchyard hadn’t been in the advert. Abducted along with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for the occult, where naïve young women are merch. . #YouDeservePIt #Q #A #F #P 13010
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 17/01/2025The new job is Emily's chance to escape trouble. First day: 🧙♀️Discovers her manager is a witch (& a whole other world) 🪦Fails to stop a necromancer 🧟Befriends the undead 👮Grilled by Police 🪄 Enchanted 😯Kidnapped 😱To be sold as a slave Can she escape, & take her undead friend too? #P2Ppit #A #Q #F #P 2466
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 17/01/2025My cat, Barry, is training to be a game NPC with a quest. I think he’s getting better at it. Personally I’m too scared to ask him for that quest! #cat #NPC #gamequests Credit to my daughter for the second pic. I think she’d make a great pet photographer! 020
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Emily expected challenges in her new job, but chasing a necromancer to a churchyard wasn’t in the advert. Abducted along with the newly-raised corpse, she discovers a dangerous black market for magical items, and where naïve young women are a commodity. #BluePit 📖 #A #P #Q 1213
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Medusa: Raped, Disfigured, Cursed. She’s mourned her sons for an eon but discovering her equine child, Pegasus, might still be alive she’ll risk anything. Even her ancient enemies - one wants her dead, the other desires her at any cost. Luckily she has friends in low places. #BluePit 📖 #A #F #Q 1103
Sarah @selford.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Millennia of lies are the least of Medusa's problems; C’mon kill you with a look? Try spiteful gods who only stopped hunting because you faked your death. When a Pegasus feather is found there is nothing on Earth or Olympus that will stop her seeking her equine son. #BluePit 📖 #A #Q #F 1122