selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Plexiderm ad blares IU downs punt at the one The edible hits 040
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 09/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zKx... Hope the PA plays this before every kick when they’re at home.youtube.comDuice - Dazzey Duks [Official Video]YouTube video by pandele18 010
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What decade was this one from? You can’t tell! They will forever look like this. In 40 years when a fan interferes with a Nashville Athletics outfielder he will look like this.static.klipy.comYankees Fan Catches Ball at ALCS GameALT: Yankees Fan Catches Ball at ALCS Game 270
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That’s one of the coolest hats I’ve ever seen. 020
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The purpose of the lasers would be to measure how many microns off of center your kicks are. 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026At the very least have him on hand to perform the arm barn song live every time the giants go to the bullpen. 020
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As a city planner who comes home after a long day of listening to people complain about their neighbors and dissociates for five hours turning San Diego State into a Pac-12 powerhouse I still relate. 0920
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My Alfred Molina in Boogie Nights moment is definitely the strings starting up and leading into the wailing guitar in the middle of Mysterions on Roseland. 110
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hitting the spy hunter oil slick button in real life is just fair gamesmanship that shouldn’t be regulated out of sport. 041
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 19/08/2026You’ll have to be patient he don’t got internet. 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 27/07/2026These are the unis Josh Allen wears in next season’s Pepsi ad campaign. 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The Rock: “Ah, Rhaenyrus Dhaenryus, I read your file… cousin fucker.” 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 19/07/2026July 27: UC Santa Cruz (watching Pulp Fiction) 010
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Hiding the ball under your shirt and saying you had a big burrito at the half? 020
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 25/06/2026This led me to the Nannygate Wikipedia page and the stark differences between their treatment in the media and the media’s treatment of Noem and Bondi. Also that a thousand phone calls was enough to convince a Senator to do anything different than what they were planning to do. 020
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 17/06/2026We’re Never Hearing the Jelly Roll WC Song Brothers, you and I. 020
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 14/06/2026You know what I just realized I’m looking forward to? The deafening booing Dolan will have to face at both the trophy ceremony (even if it’s in SA tonight) and parade. 010
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Finally a chance for Fred Schneider and Zapp to do a collab. 010
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 10/06/2026In California vocational training for smog test techs is called the referee program, and they snagged asktheref dot org for their website! I think it’s like getting your haircut at the barber college? Only for smog tests? asktheref.org/about/progra...asktheref.orgProgram Background – Ask the Ref 010
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Took a gamble on starting with John Starks on the Warriors but thought I had something special going with Celtics Shaq with the next pick. 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 31/05/2026“His goats are proud of him after that one” Jamal Crawford after Keldon Johnson hits his second straight 3 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Reminds me of the time I was jokerfied about 10 years ago when the grocery store had a helpful sign letting me know the yogurt was gluten free. 310
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 04/03/2026*Cues up the Mike Mayock/Bruno Mars bubble butt mash up 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Sounds outrageous but then I realized I haven’t bought a box of my usual pussyboi cereal since before all the inflation so that might just be the going rate these days. 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I think most of us would, might be a case where the subject was in fact the one built different. 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Now I’m just gonna assume the Jets, Cardinals, and Bengals all tied for last place instead of knowing which one specifically actually came in last. 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Backfield judge is part of the playing field. 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 18/01/2026A rather cynical go by the fullba- er, I mean kicker. 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 17/01/2026And why will it be about Trey Lance? 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Europeans just love having their bacon medium rare. 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Didn’t Jon bois do this in madden once? 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Real Dirty Dancing uppies vibes. 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Should’ve left the stage on the field for these last couple plays. 040
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I was watching the Taxslayer Gator Bowl (as one does) and thought, should the Jags win it all they should permanently paint an outline of where he fell on the field, kinda like how Auburn painted the path of the kick six. 010
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 27/12/2025This two plays after saying Nawahine "usurped" a defender. (He hurdled over a defender) 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Schrödinger's 27 Unanswered Points 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Go all the way, play the Imperial March while introducing the lawyers, design team, and developer of the proposed 5 story 200 unit condo project that only has 50 unbundled parking spaces before cutting the lights and playing Sirius. "AAAAAAAaaand now!..." 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Got erect at the wrong time during the interview. 020
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I hear that but on the other hand I would like to see what Lane's instagram story is if Tulane manages to win. 010
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 07/12/2025As a special send off I hope the Oklahoma grounds crew leave the sprinklers on for 24 hours straight before kick-off. Slop'em up, boys! 020
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 06/12/2025At least you didn’t introduce them to a Chipmunks version of the Whisper Song. 010
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 28/11/2025The newsroom working on that story 020
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Sketches of Stillwater is gonna slap 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Who are you demanding be put on the roster? 100
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 17/11/2025He can absolutely win the ACC (derogatory) 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 31/10/2025For where two or three gather without shirts, there shall be a dudehorde. 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Syncs up perfectly to Black Hole Sun 000
selfdestrukt0.bsky.social @selfdestrukt0.bsky.social · 24/10/2025The NFC South was the majority of the NFC West! 000
