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Eric Budd @ericmbudd.com · 05/10/2026

hey all, posting my 2026 voter guide today! a lot of work when into writing this year and I hope you find it useful. covers all Colorado ballot measures and more specifics if you live in Boulder County / City of Boulder. cheers! bouldercoloradovoterguide.com

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Election 2026 — Boulder Colorado Voter Guide

Boulder Colorado Voter Guide from Eric Budd covers 2026 Boulder City Council candidates — Colorado, Boulder County, and City of Boulder ballot issues, candidates, and judicial retention questions

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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 23h

The president of the United States is encouraging a country we’re at war with to kill 5.2 million Americans and says losing Los Angeles and San Diego is a “small price to pay.” San Diego is also home to one of our largest naval bases and Canp Pendleton. Vote accordingly.

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The Vote Is The Antidote @emilyvote.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

JOIN A TEAM TO HELP DEMs WIN 👉SPREAD THE WORD👈 🔵VOTE FORWARD votefwd/org 🔵5 CALLS 5calls/org 🔵SWING LEFT swingleft/org 🔵POSTCARDS TO VOTERS postcardstovoters/org 🔵ROCK THE VOTE rockthevote/org 🔵FIELD TEAM 6 fieldteam6/org #VoteBlueAndGetOthers2JoinU #TaxBillionaires #FeedTheNeedyTaxTheGreedy

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The latest addition to our house. One of us loves it. #decor #home

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Posts of yore: @garrym I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. @efairhurst.bsky.social‬ I’m still kinda shook that the entire history of the United States was just being held together by the honor system Just astounding

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

RT: @katezright My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge. #vacation #oops

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

RT: @goeatcake Bought a #linen shirt in the 90s. Wore it once and haven’t finished ironing it yet. @kaitieharr1988 What’s the #weirdest thing you ever got in trouble at work for? I was accused of being disrespectful because the six people I CCd on an email weren’t listed in order of seniority.

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Clever posts of yore: @johnlyontweets Them: You look pale and sweaty. Are you sick? Me: No, I’m just paying attention. @TheCatWhisprer We went from regular ultrasounds to 3D and 4D ultrasounds. Can't wait for VR ultrasounds so we can swim around with those babies. #news #tech #babies

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Clever posts of yore: @koreydior_ A macaroon is just an Oreo that did a semester abroad. @FuturePopop When life gives you lemons you probably have a paper cut @cpin42 It’s like my dad always said, “Distract the security guard.” #dads #life #lemons

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

RT @paul_c_watson Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves #train, he has a #bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

RT: @librarylydia In the last 2 years #TaylorSwift has played over 100 shows, released 2 albums and gotten engaged. Meanwhile I finally set up the roomba we bought at a Black Friday sale in 2023. @paulkrugman "Sire, the people don't have power, water, or food" "Let them eat paper towels"

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

RT @rexhuppke BREAKING: President Trump’s physician reports: “Glorious God-King Trump continues to exhibit heroic manliness and tonight did many thousands of push-ups before donating testosterone to lesser men.”

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

RT: @TheCatWhisprer Welcome to your 40s, if you don’t find a strange bruise you don’t remember getting, one will be assigned to you @jerrymabbott1 I would like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something #aging #language

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Clever posts of yore: @henpecked_hal taking my last sip of fluids for the day at 6 AM so I don’t have to get up to pee in the middle of the night @TheTweetOfGod: "I love humanity, but I'm not IN love with it. Doth that make sense? No? Here, maybe this earthquake will explain." #aging #nature

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Clever posts of yore: @irishrygirl Nurse: Step on the scale, please. Me: I was told there'd be no fact checking. @Rica_Bee me before coffee: ugh why is everyone shouting me after coffee: okay yes I do see the fire now #coffee #caffeine #factchecking

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Clever posts of yore: @kashanacauley At least we’ve discovered time travel by getting five hundred years worth of news every two minutes. @Rlpihl Due to a typo I was raised by a stay-at-home mop @tinynietzsche I have tested positive for schadenfreude #typo #schadenfreude #timetravel #news

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

RT: @Audenary (WW1 1915) ENGLISH GENERAL: Plan? ENGLISH LIEUTENANT: Well, the trenches can be used to- ENGLISH MAJOR: to symbolise man's emptiness, yes... @fro_vo trump took a small 2 million dollar loan from his dad and turned it into a billion dollar loss so he wouldn't have to pay taxes. smart!

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Clever posts of yore: @_ayandamay There is a dangerous little window after I complete one task where I could either become unstoppable or look at my phone. @jerrylhatfield What did our parents do to kill time before social media? I asked my 25 brothers and 12 sisters and they have no idea either!

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Clever posts of yore: @GhostPanther Just ate a delicious vegan, kosher, gluten free, halal, organic sandwich. Okay, it was an envelope. @hellotorifletch A girl on TikTok just said she is wearing her aunts vintage top from the early 2000’s and I’m dead. #yikes #dead #vegan

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Posts of yore: @TheBoydP Spoiler alert: Going to more than 1 rodeo does not make you any smarter @candvce.k Accidentally used men’s body wash & now I can’t find anything in my own home @grisealexandre Accidentally used women’s body wash & now I want to buy 15 cushions for the chesterfield #oops

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Clever posts of yore: @businessfamous The HR lady at work tried to get me to do a 401k but no way in hell am I running that far @couchpotato_uk Life Hack #267 Turn any bed into a sofa bed by telling your wife to calm down. #fitness #401k #lifehack

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

RT: @bklynmike3 it's not an everything bagel til you add sadness @citizenkawala It's wild how some mushrooms will kill you, some will make you see God, and some are just delicious in risotto @amandafortini Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse #hurricane season?

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

RT: @jeremycshipp You are fantastic. You are a phoenix in aviator sunglasses surfing on a red giant. You are an attic saturated with jigging spiders and grinning mannequins. You are a troupe of incandescent faeries performing a phantasmagorical stage show based on the works of E. T. A. Hoffmann.

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Clever posts of yore: @cshallwriter America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare and without the guns? (Recommended) @5klp471 The medicare age needs to be lowered to moment of conception #medicare #America

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Clever posts of yore: @VeryBadLlama hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave. @the_campsite_official This is your moment, Portland. RELEASE THE SOURDOUGH STARTERS! #texting #busy #Portland

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Clever posts of yore: @RodLacroix A #hauntedhouse but every room is a company meeting with phrases like "outside-the-box,” “synergy,” and "vertical markets" using PowerPoint slides and there are no donuts. @a_quiet_nomad Met a microbiologist last night They're a lot bigger than I imagined

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Clever posts of yore: @Scphietab My mum was too #embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan @rickolantern My #neighbor told me he childproofed his house. And the very next day his wife came home with a newborn. Worst. Childproofer. Ever.

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

RT: @SketchesbyBoze life cycle of a twitter friendship: • shyly faving each other’s tweets • nervous DMs • meeting up • cross-country road trip to escape your ex • series of robberies with the police in hot pursuit • bursting into a flock of crows and disappearing into the woods together

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

RT @ben_rosen it’s crazy that the two main weatherman responsibilities are 1) standing in front of a green screen and reading the temperature 2) surviving a cat 5 hurricane @TheWeirdWorld If your parachute fails to deploy whilst skydiving, you literally have the rest of your life to try and fix it

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Clever posts of yore: @aparnapkin I want to be one of those older women who wears so many accessories people are like "is it me or did that pile of scarves just move?" @sixfootcandy My phone: 58%. My husband’s phone: 7%. Me: Honey, I need your charger. #iphone #women

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Clever posts of yore: @williamader No, YOU unplugged the church organ to charge your phone. @thealexnevil Me: We’re only here for a short while, so we should love one another and hold each other as much as possible. Guy in back of elevator: Can you just press 19? #haha #oops #church

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Clever posts of yore: @johanhulaimi My kid got hospitalized from a Peek-A-Boo accident. They're currently in the ICU. @ZackBornstein Farro is both tastier & more fiber than quinoa. Good for sautés. Ok now that there are no Trump supporters reading, we revolt at midnight. #children #healthfood

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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI

Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake. above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services. the question matching this image is: "How can I invest in my child's future?"

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Selena Maranjian @selenamaranjian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Clever posts of yore: @roastmalone_ I always set two wake up alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am @AshDylanLit pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a #librarian

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