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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026

Absolutely desperate to know if there is anyone in the world who has scanned this QR code and taken a selfie with a cartoon cow. How much is their marketing department paid and how do I fire them?

A hand holds a "Clo the Cow" virtual clover farm promotional box featuring a cartoon cow in a blue jacket and yellow skirt. The box includes a QR code and describes taking selfies, roaming the farm, and more surprises.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026

As one might expect, not being from any of these places, the map went all over the place for me. But I am most similar to San Francisco specifically.

A dialect map of the United States showing the user talks most like someone from Massachusetts at 54% match. Red areas match most, blue areas least. Boston is most similar; Nashville, Omaha, and Oklahoma City are least similar.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026

I'm convinced that somebody in the SF government is doing their part in the war on cars by making parking meters so impossibly confusing that people take transit instead. I applaud their efforts, obviously.

A parking sign on a San Francisco street advertises mobile payment options through HotSpot and ParkMobile apps, with a QR code visible.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

Birds and a lizard at the Asa Wright nature center.

A small hummingbird with gray head and back perches on a thin branch. Its throat displays striking iridescent blue and purple plumage. The bird has a long, pointed black bill and dark wings with russet-colored tail feathers against a soft green blurred background.

A vibrant blue hummingbird with black wings perches on a red feeder with yellow flower-shaped ports against a green background.

A small bird with a black head and fluffy white breast and body perches on a dark branch against a soft green background.

A patterned lizard with yellow and black markings rests on dark ground surrounded by green foliage and small plants with purple flowers.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026

Baby leatherback turtles hatching, then being captured for safe release a few hours later.

Baby sea turtles crawling across sand toward the ocean, with people's feet visible in the background watching the hatchlings make their journey to the water.

A group of dark blue turtles clustered in a sandy hole on a beach, with a person wearing gray sandals visible in the background.

Person in red shirt holding a small dark-colored turtle with textured skin on a sandy beach near water.

A blue bucket filled with dark sea turtle hatchlings on sandy beach, likely collected for conservation or monitoring purposes.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026

This is Winston. He got out of his house without a collar and was wandering around my street. We took a brief adventure together to SF Animal Control where his chip was scanned and his frantic owner came and picked him up. Hooray!

A small gray and white dog walking on a wooden kitchen floor toward the camera, with cabinets and a microwave visible in the background.

A small tan and brown dog with a fluffy coat stands on a polished indoor floor, wearing a blue harness and leash. The dog's tongue is out and appears happy.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026

Talking Points Memo on why the Iran war will never end.

Of course, they're morons. They're also corrupt. But as much as I appreciate the gotcha it's actually misplaced. Effective war diplomacy can get you the best and most creative agreement that the circumstances warrant. But that last part is key. Kickass diplomacy is never going to get the side that won the conflict to agree to a deal in which they lost. But that is essentially what's being asked of the diplomacy here.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026

Suffering from stress? Ask your doctor if Staring At The Ocean is right for you.

Coastal landscape with rocky cliffs, turquoise waters, and distant mountains under an overcast sky with white clouds. A small structure visible on the cliff top.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026

TIL there is an Old Zealand. All this time I thought it was called that because it was a land where they found New Zeal.

Map showing Zealand, a large Danish island with Viking relics, marked with a red pin. Located between Denmark and Sweden, with Gothenburg and Stavanger visible to the north.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026

SF's prettiest building lives right next to its ugliest building. If I could safely without hurting anyone blow up the US Bank building I absolutely would.

San Francisco skyline with Transamerica Pyramid and downtown skyscrapers, framed by a palm tree in the foreground under clear blue sky.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

More than a year ago I predicted that AI would create a huge new wave of programmers. Has it? Yes. But an unwelcome phenomenon came along with it: junior programmers jobs collapsed. What's the fix? seldo.com/posts/ai-has-torched-the-…

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

The crowds on the beach are murder today.

A dog walks alone on a wide sandy beach with gentle waves, kelp in the foreground, and tall rocky cliffs rising on the right under an overcast sky.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026

Today is Wily's 5th year with us and, by our very rough approximation, her 6th birthday. Happy birthday, baby dog.

A brown and black striped dog with pointed ears stands on a leash in dry grass and brush, looking alert to the side.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026

Wild footnote included in the release of Sonnet 5.

Text warning that temperature, top_p, and top_k sampling parameters are deprecated on Sonnet 5 and will return a 400 error if set to non-default values. These parameters should be omitted from Sonnet 5 requests.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026

Sometimes bumper stickers are good, actually.

A bumper sticker on a white vehicle reads "THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS DONT ACCIDENTALLY KISS"

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2026

My beautiful girl playing fetch on the beach.

A tan dog running on a wide sandy beach with waves in the background, rocky cliffs with houses and windswept trees above, on an overcast day.

A brindle dog wearing a brown collar with a tag stands on a wet beach, looking toward the camera with its tail raised.

A brindle dog walking on a sandy beach, carrying a yellow-green tennis ball in its mouth. The dog wears a gold chain collar and has its tail raised. Paw prints are visible in the sand behind it.

A tan and brown dog with pointed ears trots toward the camera on a sandy beach, wearing a red collar and leash. Rocky outcrops are visible in the blurred background.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026

Missed a real opportunity to just call them racists.

Large crowd of protesters gathered in an urban street. Headline reads "Far-right and anti-racist protesters clash in UK cities after Belfast riots" dated 1h ago.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026

Sometimes Wily appears to be staring into the future

A brindle dog with pointed ears lies on a blue couch surrounded by pillows, wearing a gold chain collar and leash. Plants are visible in the background.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2026

A good and justifiably proud girl.

A brown and black dog with pointed ears stands on rocky terrain, wearing a collar with a brass tag. The dog's mouth is open in a happy expression, surrounded by gray rocks and sparse green vegetation.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026

Why did they hire a lawyer to write their bathroom sign

A bathroom sign hanging from rope reads: "If it didn't naturally leave your body, don't flush it down the potty" with additional text about sensitive plumbing and instructions to use trash cans for everything except toilet paper.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026

The world is going to run out of oil and fertilizer long before either of these sides runs out of crazy.

Thermal imaging showing military strike footage. Headline reads "US and Iran launch new strikes as ceasefire negotiations stalled" with subheading about US strikes on Iran and oil tanker as Tehran claims attacks on US Gulf bases.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2026

Computers are just Wrong By Default now.

Screenshot of a conversation where Claude initially calculated total playtime as 76 minutes 18 seconds, but was told to use Python to calculate the actual result and got 80 minutes 58 seconds instead, then apologized.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2026

Observe, Arize AI's annual conference on the cutting edge of observability and evaluation, is Thursday of this week! You can still make it by using code `ARIZECOMMUNITY50` to get yourself a ticket! Register today: arize.com/observe

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026

I voted for Scott Wiener for congress and with major reservations for Steyer for governor. Also some other folks.

San Francisco Elections "I Voted" sticker featuring the Golden Gate Bridge, parrots, flowers, and a ,sea lion with text in English and multiple languages including Spanish and Chinese.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026

"I need to create a trucking company and I'm in a huge hurry" "Sure, what's the name of the company?" "SF... uh... Services" "Done"

White commercial truck door with "SFUHSERVICES INC" text, US DOT number 4001347, and MC number 1503945 visible on the side panel.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026

Weird it's like people hate it when you tell them they will have no chance of getting a job www.businessinsider.com/students-bo…

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 10/05/2026

Hello internet, here is the most recent picture of my dog. I would love to see the most recent picture of your own dog.

A tan and brown dog stands on a concrete surface with rocky terrain and boulders in the background under a clear blue sky. The dog wears a collar and appears alert.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2026

How many instructions can you give an LLM before it starts to forget about some of them? How long can your skill file be? How big can your prompt get? I did some actual *research*! www.linkedin.com/pulse/models-got-o…

Graph showing accuracy vs constraint keywords (N) for 6 AI frontier models. As constraints increase from 10 to 10,000, accuracy generally decreases. GPT-5.5 and Gemini 3.1 Pro maintain highest performance, while older models (GPT-4.1, Claude Sonnet 4) decline faster.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026

Great crowd and great questions at AgentCon Silicon Valley this morning! If you were there and wanted my slides: slides.com/seldo/stop-vibe-testing

A large conference hall filled with attendees seated in rows facing a stage. A speaker stands at a podium on the right, with a projection screen displaying content. Blue lighting illuminates the industrial ceiling with exposed beams and track lighting.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026

Happy April 30th to all who celebrate

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026

It seems silly to go to Miami and not go to the beach so I went to the beach.

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Laurie Voss @seldo.alpaca.gold.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026

Palantir just going mask off on main today.

21. Some cultures have produced vital advances; others remain dysfunctional and regressive. All cultures are now equal. Criticism and value judgments are forbidden. Yet this new dogma glosses over the fact that certain cultures and indeed subcultures... have produced wonders. Others have proven middling, and worse, regressive and harmful. 22. We must resist the shallow temptation of a vacant and hollow pluralism. We, in America and more broadly the West, have for the past half century resisted defining national cultures in the name of inclusivity. But inclusion into what?

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