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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version)

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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 23/10/2026
The one time the "GO OUTSIDE, NERD".gif applies:
A Spectacle (I use KDE, BTW</meme>) screenshot of a NuTwitter (formerly: Blue Sky) trending topics page. Listed as:

Trending
1. Hila Klein alleges Ethan Klein affair
2. Storm Austen brings weather warnings
3. Shooting attack reported near Hebron
4. Deaths in ICE detention centers
5. iPhone Duo goes on sale
6. First film seen at the cinema
7. Milwaukee Brewers in World Series
8. Spooky month stream schedules
9. Warhound startup engineers war dogs
10. Utah mink farm bird flu "
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026
A man is staring at his image in a mirror, holding his hand up to the mirror looking looking pensive.

The following text is on the image in a style of a book cover:

"Did I Just Argue With A Joke?


Part of a Blue Sky Educational Series"

The image comes from @weeder.bsky.social, whom I'd link the original skeet if I could find it.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 19/10/2026
There are liberals in my skeets.
Robert Downey Junior in a suit, tie, and wearing glasses. He's holding his right hand up to his chest that became a meme "There are Federal Agents outside my house."

But there is no text on this one. It's implied to part of that Snowclone meme.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't you have a senate vote to be conducting to fuck over us younger generations, Senator?
David Lynch in an interview. He's saying "No." which is subtitled and became a meme after he was asked to "elaborate on that," but ignore that. It's not part of the reaction image here.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
I like how Amazon's "For You" is basically "yeah, you used us to buy this sort of shit" for me. Like, yeah: You had a better deal. Otherwise I avoid you if I can help it. Congrats to your "AI" I guess?
A Spectacle (I use KDE, BTW</meme>) screenshot of an Amazon "About You" page for me detailing the following:

"Interests & Hobbies: Makes stickers or crafts
Departments: Crafting & Sticker Making
Product Preferences: Sampling manga series before committing
Product Preferences: Favors budget-entry manga volumes
Departments: Manga
Interests & Hobbies: Reads manga
Interests & Hobbies: Builds and maintains custom PCs
Departments: PC Diagnostics & Maintenance
Departments: PC Hardware & Storage
Home & Family: Likely owns a custom-built or heavily upgraded PC
Product Preferences: Actively expanding PC storage capacity
Brands: Selects Western Digital across multiple storage formats
Product Preferences: Prefers Western Digital for storage
Home & Family: Likely owns a laptop"
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
Lrn2ForiegnPolicy, dipshit. Maybe you stupid idiots wouldn't vote to bumble into another Iran then:
The expert community often meets up to run simulations of a Chinese attack on Taiwan. The results are almost never reassuring. Over the past three years, the Center for Strategic and International Studies has played out dozens of scenarios in three rounds of war games. The only ones that end in defeat for China have two things in common: Taiwan shows determination in fighting back, and the U.S. swiftly intervenes with the full might of its military. Both must happen. Even then, Taiwan’s infrastructure would suffer weeks of bombardment, while the U.S. and its allies would lose dozens of ships, hundreds of aircraft, and thousands of troops—or so CSIS concluded in the first of three reports about the war games, published in 2023.

Two authors of the CSIS reports, Eric Heginbotham and Matthew Cancian, traveled to Taiwan in 2024 to present their findings to military leaders. They got a mixed reception. One of their meetings nearly ended in a fistfight, Heginbotham told me. **In the southern city of Kaohsiung, a group of retired Taiwanese naval officers invited the Americans to an ice-cream parlor and, over a round of sundaes, told them to stop preparing for war. They said that Taiwan possessed neither the determination nor the means to fight, and that the U.S. would never intervene to help. The defeatist attitude angered the two Americans,** for what it said about Taiwan’s morale and for a more personal reason: Heginbotham’s son, who serves on a U.S. submarine in the Pacific, could be sent to fight in a war with China. “Sorry for my language, but what the fuck?” he recalled saying. “My son’s life is on the line to defend you guys.”
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
From Software's Dark Souls (PS360, PC) "VICTORY ACHIEVED" screen font edited with the text "Liberal Scratched" in an early Adobe Photoshop 3.0 "Blur" filter around it.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow, that's new.
A Spectacle (I use KDE, BTW) screenshot of a NuTwitter (formerly: Blue Sky) UI addition: "Liked by [no need to know this blind folks, it's okay, just users I follow]" under the reskeet, quoteskeet, likes, and saves function.Anime girl edit of the Ranger "I like the way this sucks!" being in the rain and in a river meme.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Windows 11.
Tux the Penguin. The "mascot" of Linux (I'd like to interject for a moment, what you refer to as "Linux" is actually "GNU plus Linux," or as I've taken to calling it...).
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
The "Waow" girl meme Photoshopped to instead say "Disawaow" while thinking "BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED" in an image.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Hmmmmmm... it seems you like to randomly meet up and fuck people... You're either a very horny (wo)man or very careless...
Psycho "Psycho Mantis" Mantis from the Hideo Kojima (video)game "Metal Gear Solid" that features Tactical Espionage Action. He is wearing a gas mask and skin tight leather(?) suit while his shoulders are uncovered but his hands and arms up to mid  upper arm are covered by leather.

That's the image, blind folks. The joke is him being a psychic saying the skeet.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you BASED Gay Ben:
A Spectacle (I use KDE, BTW) screenshot of an e-mail. The following text is on it:

"Click here to complete your purchase.

Account name: [Redacted]

Items: Steam Frame 1 Terabyte Kit

Please confirm your purchase information within the next three days to finalize your order.

If you don't complete your purchase by this time, we will automatically cancel your Steam Frame 1 Terabyte Kit reservation."
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
Not the @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp reskeet:
A screenshot of Twitter (formerly: Twitter) from user At Game Dad 7's tweet (formerly: Tweet) that was reTweeted (formerly: reTweeted) by Hideo Kojima:

"There is something truly special about the online features in Death Stranding.

You desperately need to charge your vehicle and x_NOTaFurry_x will have a clutch generator for you.

A massive river is blocking your path but FATCOKK333 placed the perfect bridge to make it across safely.

Community. :pray hands emoji:"
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky Devs not understanding consent? Quelle surprise!
A Spectacle screenshot of a Nu-Twitter (formerly: Blue Sky) skeet thread from a dev team member who I'm not alting purposely, sorry blind folks:

"In the 'Privacy and Security' section of the app settings, you have the option of requiring others to be logged in to view your skeets.

When enabled, this breaks link preview cards -- e.g. if you share your skeet link somewhere else, the skeet card won't appear. That's not great, so I propose... 1/2

That we change this so the setting no longer breaks Skeet cards. That means the skeet content might appear in the Skeet card. Everything else remains the same.

How do people feel about this? 2/2"

*Narrator Voice*: [Everyone that isn't an AI Vibe Coder Disliked That].jpg
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow 0-60 real fast when you get push back. Typical of Dem voters.
From Software's Dark Souls (PS360, PC) "VICTORY ACHIEVED" screen font edited with the text "Liberal Scratched" in an early Adobe Photoshop 3.0 "Blur" filter around it.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
> it's even stated in AI.
Penn Jillett (of Penn and Teller fam) stuffing some anime girl I don't know into a trash can. Above him is the text "This is your home."
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
Wow, that's a lot of skeets. Too bad I'm not going to read them. Reminder: Commies liberated Berlin and ended WW2, not the US, not the "Allies." Commies. COPE and SEETHE.
A muscular man dual-wielding two [redacted by NuTwitter Vibe Coded moderation]. He's a parody of 80-90's action stars named "Duke Nukem" while the following text is above and below him:

"Wow, that's a lotta words...

Too bad I ain't readin' 'em."
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026
The "waow" but Photoshopped to say "Disa-waow" while thinking "BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED..." in an image.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026
The "Waow" girl meme Photoshopped to instead say "Disawaow" while thinking "BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED" in an image.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026
> Democrats are for all those things. LOL LMAO, even. No, the fuck, they aren't. If they were, KKKopmala HariSS would've won if she brought Isn'treal to heel. I will remind them (and you) that Ray-gun did more against a genocide state than the Dems EVER DID in their administration:
A Spectacle (I use KDE, BTW) screenshot of the linked below webbed site listing the following:

"The president was Ronald Reagan, the year was 1982, and the battlefield was Lebanon, where Israelis were attacking Palestinian fighters. The conversation Mr. Reagan had with Prime Minister Menachem Begin that day, Aug. 12, would be one of the few times aides ever heard the usually mild-mannered president so exercised.

“It is a holocaust,” Mr. Reagan told Mr. Begin angrily.

Mr. Begin, whose parents and brother were killed by the Nazis, snapped back, “Mr. President, I know all about a holocaust.”

Nonetheless, Mr. Reagan retorted, it had to stop. Mr. Begin heeded the demand. Twenty minutes later, he called back and told the president that he had ordered a halt to the shelling. “I didn’t know I had that kind of power,” Mr. Reagan marveled to aides afterward.

It would not be the only time he would use it to rein in Israel. In fact, Mr. Reagan used the power of American arms several times to influence Israeli war policy, at different points ordering warplanes and cluster munitions to be delayed or withheld. His actions take on new meaning four decades later, as President Biden delays a shipment of bombs and threatens to withhold other offensive weapons from Israel if it attacks Rafah, in southern Gaza.

Even as Republicans rail against Mr. Biden, accusing him of abandoning an ally in the middle of a war, supporters of the president’s decision pointed to the Reagan precedent. If it was reasonable for the Republican presidential icon to limit arms to impose his will on Israel, they argue, it should be acceptable for the current Democratic president to do the same."

Highlighted are: “It is a holocaust,” Mr. Reagan told Mr. Begin angrily. Nonetheless, Mr. Reagan retorted, it had to stop.Twenty minutes later, he called back and told the president that he had ordered a halt to the shelling. “I didn’t know I had that kind of power,” Mr. Reagan marveled to aides afterward.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026
*Looking at the trending topics and pop-up notification* ...I don't care for sportsball...
Arrested Development scene where Lucille Bluth (Jessica Walters) is drinking her typical Martini and saying "I don't care for Gob" but not subtitled, it just has "Earlier that day..." in text on it.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026
"For lack of a better comic dawt kawm" comic:

Panel 1 (top left): A man is holding a pill bottle saying "If Erection lasts more than four hours, call your doctor immediately."
Panel 2 (top right): The man is on a phone: "Uh... hey doc... It's been about five hours now..."
Panel 3 (mid left): "And I'm still goin' strong, baby. AW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Panel 4 (mid right): Doctor is on the phone and saying "AW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Panel 5 (bottom left): Man on the phone to his doctor continues "EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" while smiling
Panel 6 (bottom right): Doctor also still on the phone continuing "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" while smiling for the patient's erection.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026
Wow, that's a lotta skeets defending a Trumpler Youth, too bad I'm not reading them.
Duke Nukem meme (describing the image will trigger the auto-mod, just imagine a buff stereotypical dude that a parody of said dudes and you're 80% of the way there, blind folks): "Wow, that's a lotta words. Too bad I ain't readin' 'em."
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 10/09/2026
ILoveThisWebbedSite!.gif
A Spectacle (I use KDE, BTW) screenshot of a NuTwitter (formerly: Blue Sky) skeet thread:

@proudrebelscum dawt bsky dawt social: "who is that?

@mindcrime dawt bsky dawt social: "Wait.. you didn't even know what he looks like when you said we should 'yeet' him into the sun?"

Quote skeet of @proudrebelscum dawt bsky dawt social saying 1 month ago: "Perhaps there’s a way we could yeet James Carville into the sun with Piker tied to him?"
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
I think about this everytime I see a bumblebee
A Twitter (formerly: Twitter) screenshot of the following tweet (fomerly: tweet):

Wild bee: just getting snack
Me: no prob bee

Mason bee: just make house
Me: build a way b

Honey beez: jus sampling the lavenders
Me: you know I got an assortment

Bumble bee: hey *bonk* I jus *bonk* I h
Me: *holds flower stiII*

Wasp: I'LL SEE U IN HELL
Me: U TELL THEM WHO SENT U
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
Illumi is factory raised:
A Twitter (formerly: Twitter) screenshot of a Tweet (formerly: Tweet) from UAE Exotic Falconry and Finance (on NuTwitter [formerly: Bluesky]):

"Jordan Peterson's daughter just updated her Instagram; he's back in the hospital. Thoughts, prayers.

The room they gave him is as immaculate as the philosopher's own."

Below the tweet, the image of a woman taking a selfie as a man is strapped to a bed, wearing a blue gas mask(?) and having his penis pumped (penis not seen, the image is SFW, I swear) which is part of the milking fetish Peterson has is referenced in the tweet.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
I get what you're putting down but:
The "Waow" girl but instead she's saying "Disa-waow" while thinking "BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED."
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 23/08/2026
> She won the popular vote ...Which game was she supposed to play again...? *looks at Map, looks at you, looks at map again, back to you* Seems to me she got demolished because she played the wrong game, to me. I don't know why liberals trot the popular vote out every time their politicos lose.
Masahiro Sakurai in front of a computer and Banjo-Kazooie, telling you this isn't the game you're supposed to be playing. You're supposed to playing the Electoral College, the only game in US politics that matters.

(AKA: The "Popular Vote" ain't shit. Shut the fuck up about it.)
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 22/08/2026
That "waow" girl comic panel but edited to say "disawaow" while thinking "BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED."
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 21/08/2026
Seeing a lot of programmers of "tEh PrOtOcOl" on pckt.blog today talking about how to sell the "own your own data" Vibe-coders are trying to sell this site as and:
An image of the Despicable Me dude that Steve Carrol voices (I do not know  his name, sorry) in front of a whiteboard in 4 panels:

"Self-host everything."
"Own my own data."
"Become the single point of failure for my family's entire digital life."
"(No text on this one because the dude looks disappointed about the last one)"
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026
>Cell people ?????
Perfect Cell (an alien) from Akira Toriyama's Manga/Anime "Dragonball Z" who is tapping his forehead with a finger. He's a green-black alien with a white skin tone and some purple streaks on his skin.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026
John Cena getting choke-held by some other wrestler in the ring. Cena has a happy-content sort of expression while the other dudes arms are around him in the choke.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026
He's the new Smiler for this cycle (possibly).
A frame from Warren Ellis and Darick Robertson's DC/"Vertigo" comic/graphic novel "Transmetropolitian" that shows a white guy smiling very creepily. His name is Gary Callahan.
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 13/08/2026
Tina, there are people that are DYING from the GESTAPO. I don't give a *SINGLE SHIT* about the White House, ma'am. DO SOMETHING™️. *Nike Swish logo*
A black kid in a red shirt is scratching his head while the following text is above him in crisp High Definition because this is a .png and not a deep-fried .jpg: "Damn... I kinda don't care."
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026
This game is great.
A Screenshot from the Steam (PC) Video Game "Tactical Breach Wizards" where Banks (a Necromancer) is talking to another Banks in a Dream Sequence:

"I'm glad you've got connections though - crushes, nemeses, friends."

"Why?"

"Well, I dunno where you're at, but I'm six months into executing bleeding gangsters to rewind their corpses all night, and it's done next to nothing for my sex life."A Screenshot from the Steam (PC) Video Game "Tactical Breach Wizards" where Banks (a Necromancer) is talking to another Banks in a Dream Sequence:

("Shoot the Witch."
"Why?)
"Believe me, it's gonna save you a lot of feeling things."
"Alright, I'll shoot the cute witch cos my future self told me to in a dream, two years before."
"Eat shit, spacetime."A Screenshot from the Steam (PC) Video Game "Tactical Breach Wizards" where Jen (the Witch) and Zan (a time-forward seer) are talking in a strategy meeting.

Zan: (He Swallows)
Zan: "I thought it was just an off night, but Live didn't have off nights. Now she's faster than ever, and she's learn False Prophet?"
Jen: "We're calling it Liv and Let Die."
Zan: "That's like nothing in her spellset."
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026
I can 60% guarantee u more than likely have but haven't paid attention. I literally had to remove three brower hijacks, a Bitcoin miner, and quite a few other PUP from a PC because it was "slow" and unresponsive just last week from someone that doesn't adblock. Please regale me with your piracy.
A Screenshot of a Bluesky dipshit:

"I haven't used an ad blocker in like a dozen years and have never gotten infected with malware or been inundated with intrusive pop ups. And I do shit like watch pirated boxing streams. It really doesn't seem like it's that bad out there."
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 11/08/2026
If the NuTwitter Admin team could read, they'd be VERY upset with the NuTwitter community:
A Spectacle (I use KDE, BTW) screenshot of a Blue Sky trending section:

"Trending
1. Backlash against AI data centers
2. US state primaries voting
3. Ukraine drones strike Russian infrastructure
4. Severe thunderstorm warning hits DC area
5. AI ads drive customers away"
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Oh God, Oh fuck! My skeets are public!? (Eurosky's version) @sekoku.eurosky.social · 08/08/2026
Bryan going to the sex clubs in his Wrestling Slings:
That meme image where a lot of folks (mostly women) are looking at the camera looking disgusted/confused while holding red Solo Cups at a party.
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