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Stephen Kraffmiller

@sekmiller.bsky.social
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New Englander. Nerd. Sometime Runner. Terrible, but Avid Golfer. Parent to a gifted, but unknown writer.

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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 8h
I'm quite dumb, but how does personalized price gouging work in a grocery store?
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 17h
They DO NOT CARE about getting screamed at. Let me know when there are actual consequences.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 18h
Is it wrong to contemplate capital punishment for that facial hair?
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is your brain on drugs with a side of bacon
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought he was Viceroy of Venezuela.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He was sentenced to be MY butler.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
thank goodness we have an Official Detergent Partner of U.S. Soccer
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hit for average; hit for power; speed on the basepaths - wait that's baseball.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Angry maybe, though that’s not what they’re going for here
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's your headline, "Collins' Campaign Manager Admits to Boss Being Bribed"
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to play golf. Beautiful day here in Eastern Mass.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's never looked at Melania like that. Vankie, maybe.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One can only hope that she is planning to mail it to RFK, Jr.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He thinks that paying for anything makes you a sucker and a loser so there's that.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is he saying anything that's actually personal about any of the candidates or are they all "s/he has my total, complete, full and very strong endorsement"?
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Of course not. What amazes me is that in so many hearings when one of his flunkies replies, "Joe Biden became president" instead of outright saying that he won the election no one has asked "why didn't you protest what you seem to imply was the greatest election crime in modern history?"
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unfortunately it hasn’t failed him so far
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That actually happened, if I recall correctly.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Harry the Horse"
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
North Dakota
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Isn't he also Viceroy of Venezuela?
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dude, it's like you're reading my mind.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
But I thought he has the Bestest and Strongest Memory in the history of Memories. Or something
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And went on Workman's Comp for back issues
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And this "in two weeks" he'll actually follow through on, unlike every other "in two weeks" promise.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
at least he's still on his first wife which puts him miles ahead of most of the admin. but as an incompetent idiot he fits right in
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Proving every single day that he has no idea how anything works
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Written by Aaron Sorkin
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
two thirds of the GDP. LOL
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Twenty years ago a former friend told me that we couldn't have universal health care because it would turn doctors into slaves. And I think she meant it. Now she's a MAGA moron.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Much family business is attended to. Plus baptismal rites.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I guess "Obstruction of Justice" is no longer a thing
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The hilarious thing is that she expected him to read all of that.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That's way too many words for him to read. "Can you just make some bullet points and maybe some pictures, Sweetheart?"
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They were only off by 98.5%. Is that really lying?
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
and six percent growth is around the corner...
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I would have voted for Ayanna Pressley in a heartbeat
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Considering how many of his cabinet Tr*mp has sidelined for ineptitude, I can't believe he still sends this chucklehead out there.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Didn't he play the principal in "The Breakfast Club" or was it "Ferris Bueler..."?
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You have to admire the national pride on display here and there.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey Maxie, ya got any dirt on the other guy?
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Billionaires only "provide" jobs if they think by hiring you they will make more money. They will also pay you as little as they can get away with to the point of you receiving government assistance to survive. How do these idiots not know this?
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Follow up. "If Congress is certifying wins for losing candidates isn't it your duty as an American to protest? Where did you protest this grave injustice?"
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We call our daughter, "an Indoor Cat."
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Baby Ruth, the candy was named for President Grover Cleveland's daughter. (according to Mr. Wiki Pedia.)
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Are we counting down until Miller returns fire?
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Remember when you could go into Starbucks and order a Grande Saltalmaccia?
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
in 1994 the good people of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts simultaneously voted in favor of a referendum imposing term limits on Federal Office Holders and returned Edward Kennedy to the senate for a fifth(sixth?) term.
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Stephen Kraffmiller @sekmiller.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
best fish and chips I've had outside of Galway www.hookfishco.com
hookfishco.com
Hook Fish Co.
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