Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/12/2024if you’re not an enemy of the state you are not doing enough 010 1
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 26/07/2024i just did a whole suitcase of that shit the CIA gives poor urban families and i’m more fucked up than a democratically elected leftist in a developing country 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 24/07/2024slavoj žižek as a raccoon: “i am eating from the trasxh can all the time, not beacausxh i am sxhubsxhcribed to any one ideology, but becausxhe i absxholutely fuckink love the tasxhte ofgarbagxhe” 010 1
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 09/06/2024todd philips’s hit film “the jorker” starring whackin peanits 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 07/06/2024throwin bricks n suckin dicks 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 31/05/2024i won’t lie, that technocapital-induced mass psychosis hittin different today. i think i may give your uncle a shout to blow off some steam in the sack 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 31/05/2024these vultures would do it to you as well if they had the chance to 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 31/05/2024i don’t normally break character but this needs to be said 110 1
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 11/04/2024give a man a handjob and he’ll cum for a day… but teach a man to goon and he’ll goon for the rest of his life 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 01/04/2024spay and neuter your parents 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 17/03/2024“shUT thE fUcK uP LiBerAL” stop projecting 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 17/03/2024“that’s chinese propaganda” says your uncle seconds before tuning into christian radio (he doesn’t know im banging his brother on a semi-regular basis) 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 23/02/2024it’s like dracula’s cooking show “muahahaha i cannot vait until ze day i can suck ze blood of all of ze weak, puny humans. anyvay, here is how to cook garlic parmesan chicken wings. if you eat zese wings before i suck your blood, i vill fucking die” 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 23/02/2024watching right wing youtube channels is so fucking funny to me because they tell you exactly how to defeat them “the LIB’RAWLS are trying to take our guns and if they do we’ll be ready for em. on an unrelated note, here is how to fight an asymmetric war against a larger military power and win” 100 1
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 23/02/2024“objective truth” mfs when i bludgeon them to death with my true object (penis) 100 1
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 19/02/2024“BuT sHe CaRBoN OfFseTs tHo!!!!!!” if you need to purchase imaginary credits that say “i promise to plant tree” then you are the problem, much like myself after eating the blunt during a sesh (it tastes so fuckin good bro) 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 14/02/2024quitting your job and moving to new york so you can follow your dreams (your dreams are hunting and violently dismembering the new police robots they are rolling out like they did to that one hitchhiker robot in philly) 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 14/02/2024she lumpen my poletariat till my class is conscious 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 12/02/2024i dont associate with one pump chumps 010 1
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 12/02/20244 things that are apparently WAY TOO FUCKING DIFFICULT for some people: 1. not pumping toxins in the atmosphere 2. not supporting ethnic cleansing 3. not voting for neoliberal despots 4. being able to last more than 3 minutes in the sweet hole of a middle aged man don’t be sorry, be better 110 1
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 11/02/2024our grandfathers are responsible for every hardship we will ever face :)))))) (this is why i only fuck dads) 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 10/02/20243 things that will never change: 1. one day you’ll die 2. american “democracy” will always be controlled by one neoliberal fascist government disguised as two parties to uphold an illusion of choice and placate those who don’t know any better 3. hot enbies in my area will always be attracted to me 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 10/02/2024“i don’t listen to that hip hop trash that’s on the radio these days. i only listen to real music*” * music from when ronald reagan was at his most dangerous 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 10/02/2024are you gonna watch the vapid gladiatorial racism match or the capitalist propaganda tomorrow 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 10/02/2024yeah? you wanna see my “takes???” how about this: i “take” your father out back and show him how i lay the pipe like tony soprano 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 10/02/2024who up proppin a ganda rn 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 09/02/2024the girlboss who cried ligma 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 09/02/2024no war but the class war. fuck the class of ‘16. those absolute basterds 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 09/02/2024“SERF’S UP MY DUDE’S!!!!!” hollers my manager as he docks my already meager wages and brutally beats me with a boogie board 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 09/02/2024to die serving the people is heavier than mount tai, but even that pales in comparison to the weight of your mother 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024fuck it. im starting cumintern (cummunist international) 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024acab includes forklift drivers 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024time to do a constitution check on the united states (rolls d20) (nat 1) 000 0
Reposted by Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer ParkБожа @sonmoss.bsky.social · 08/02/2024Я обираю насилля і шитпост в блюскай 041 4
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024and none of them are the based kind 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024hot take: (i then proceed to repeat the most lukewarm, uninspired, dogwater opinion that everyone has for the twelfth fucking time) (i will still get 50k likes and 1k reposts) 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024they call me raytheon the way i get paid to drop bombs 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024be bisexual and uhhhhhhhh exploit legal loopholes??? 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024be non binary and abolish the law 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024be gay and do crime speedrun any % WR 5.6 seconds 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024people could be using ai to dismantle western hegemony but instead they use it to make the bionicle commercial guy trip absolute goddamn balls and steal jobs from human beings 010 1
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024the conquest of head by peter bropotkin is a must read for anyone who wants to get REVOLUTIONARY dome from a hot enby 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024waiting for the cia to go on a shitpost arc where they post shit like “sticking a tootsie roll in your ass to build up pressure so you can shit all over innocent civilians in a country that has a democratically elected socialist leader” 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024you’ve heard of fully automated luxury gay space communism, but have you considered: 101% entropic deluxe premium anti-binary multiversal anarchy (extra sauce) (hold the god) 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024they’re called “right wing” because they’re always wrong 000 0
Kyle Marx Memorial Trailer Park @seizedabeans.bsky.social · 08/02/2024i was born in the wrong year. i should of been born in the year 3050. skeletrex and his bone army have seized control of the world. the bones are their money (and so are the worms) 000 0
