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@seismic007.bsky.social
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Yes, person can live on bread alone, when said bread is homemade sourdough (traditional and croissant style).
Two freshly-baked golden boules of sourdough, cooling atop a wire rack.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Also, the creme-filled Biscoff cookies are 💯💯💯
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Sign painted on an electrical box of some sort that says “This is the sign that you’ve been looking for.”
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Skylight Social
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Gives new meaning to JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I’m obsessed with self-driving automation this trip.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
So much banana ball content from last night. Sorry (not sorry). It was a blast!
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
About time to play BANANA BALL!! Party Animals at the Texas Tailgaters 9/12/2025 #bananaball #partyanimals #texastailgaters Nelson Wolff Municipal Stadium San Antonio, TX
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Pre-game Juggling! #texastailgaters #bananaball 9/12/2025 Nelson Wolff Municipal Stadium, San Antonio, TX
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Ninja Umpire ! Party Animals at the Texas Tailgaters 9/12/2025 #bananaball #partyanimals #texastailgaters Nelson Wolff Municipal Stadium San Antonio, TX
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Party Animals at the Texas Tailgaters #BananaBall 9/12/2025 Nelson Wolff Municipal Stadium, San Antonio, TX
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Texas Tailgaters #BananaBall 9/12/2025 Wolff Stadium, San Antonio TX
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Today’s cards.
A quad of Tarot cards. From the top, moving anti-clockwise: Temperance (reversed); Nine of Swords (reversed); Eight of Pentacles; Eight of Swords.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Today’s loaves with their crumb shots.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Crumb shot: Pizza, jalapeño cheddar, blueberry lemon. The pizza loaf is sublime! The jalapeño loaf, incredible! Blueberry lemon is delicious, but is structurally bad. I will eat them all.
Crumb view of pizza sourdough loaf. Crumb view of jalapeño cheddar sourdough loaf. Crumb view of blueberry lemon sourdough loaf
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Sourdough Sunday
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
This week’s bakes: jalapeño cheddar, pizza, and blueberry lemon (which was a fail).
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Pro-Tip: when the COVID screening questions ask if you are at high risk: yes you are. As a health professional, I’m asking you to please get vaccinated. It may not be your life that you save, but that of the [elderly] family member, friend, or immunocompromised stranger you may encounter.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Vaccinated for the flu and Covid. Feeling my superpowers hitting in 3, 2, 1…💥
Shirtless me showing my right upoer arm in a  mirror selfie displaying the two CVS-branded plasters on my arm. The top plaster is light blue with a white CVS heart; the lower plaster is white with a red CVS heart.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Today’s cards.
A quad of Tarot cards. From the top, moving anti-clockwise: The Sun; Six of Swords (reversed); Four of Pentacles; Ten of Swords (reversed).
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Today’s cards. (Edit from previously posted: error in alt text corrected)
A quad of Tarot cards. From the top, moving anti-clockwise: The Sun (reversed); Ace of Pentacles; Eight of cups (reversed); Page of Swords (reversed).
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Today’s cards. I’ve made my interpretation. What’s yours?
A quad of Tarot cards. From the top, moving anti-clockwise: Temperance (reversed); Ten of Cups; Four of Wands; Eight of cups (reversed)
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I have so many questions about this.
Hostess Twinkie wrapper on a tile bathroom floor adjacent to a toilet bowl.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Today’s cards. Anyone care to interpret?
A quad of Tarot cards. From the top, moving anti-clockwise: The Emperor (reversed); Six of Pentacles; Ace of Swords; King of Swords.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
(not that I’m counting, or anything)
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Tonight’s dinner is chicken thighs that have been marinated in a yogurt-lemon-olive oil-Mediterranean spice blend marinade, and then roasted until golden brown, tender, and delicious.
Four golden brown baked chicken thighs on a baking tray lined with aluminum foil, surrounded by cooking juices.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I have so much anger and sadness as I watch the ‘Christian’ nationalists/Heritage Foundation, Fascist-Nazi Republican Party, and billionaire oligarchs work to destroy everything we have earned.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy Labor Day to those in the US celebrating today. I’m reflecting on what Labor Day means & how it came to be: the relentless work of unions & Democrats to win worker’s rights: -40-hour work weeks -Safer working conditions -Child labor laws -Paid time off -Maternity leave for both men & women
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Doesn’t look like him
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
It’s Model CN501CO, the “XL Deluxe 11-in-1”. This is the unit currently in stock at my local Costco. DEFINITELY XL—these are not the pint containers of the original Ninja Creami.
Ninja Creami Deluxe 11-in-1 sitting on a teak table with an XL container with turquoise lid sitting to its right.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
My first try at brown sugar cinnamon. I scored too deep, and a lot of the filling oozed out. I’ll cut this in the morning. It will be hard to sleep!
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I am now a Disciple of the Creami. This is pineapple sorbet, made in my ninja creami. I never would have thought something of this quality possible from a consumer product.
A pale yellow pineapple sorbet haphazardly scooped into a clear glass bowl with the handle of a spoon protruding from the sorbet.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
If you like the idea of TikTok, but not the content suppression that exists there, you really need to try skylight social. It links through your bluesky. Download from the iOS or Google play store.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Slap and Folds to chase away the Sunday Scaries #fdt
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
(I’ve made much, much better. One of these loaves went straight to the wildlife outside)
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
The fail was the gummy (emphasis on gummy), close-textured crumb. I haven’t figured out how to properly develop the gluten in a mixer, so the final product is less than desirable. I don’t have that problem when I work the dough entirely by hand.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
There are stumbles and failures on the sourdough journey. This documents one such fail.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
And, for the record, I entered my sourdough era well-before Taylor revealed she had entered hers.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My lemon blueberry sourdough slaps HARD.
Freshly-baked boule of lemon blueberry sourdough, resting on a stainless steel cooling rack with a cream and mottled brown granite underneath.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Financial advisor asked me whether I’d consider retiring at age 62 if it were financially feasible [based on the uncertainty and insecurity of being a federal employee right now]. I’ll give you one guess at my answer, and it wasn’t ‘no.’ That would be 20 months from now.
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Did you save 50 pounds per person?? lol
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Jeff @seismic007.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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