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Matt the hill appreciator

@segm09.bsky.social
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Sens fan, Bengals fan

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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 10h
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 10h
People will say anything "it was a goalie's duel" that's not true
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 10h
Awful powerplay almost cost them the extra point
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 10h
Well it was an ugly period but they saved it
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 10h
A shot!
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 10h
Pinto has had a rough game too
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 10h
These Michael Cera Rogers ads are atrocious
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 12h
Debatable
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 12h
The party goes to the tavern and watches the game
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 12h
That's some shit defensive coverage
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 12h
That's ... a weird call
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 12h
I swear this play by play guy sounds like Mike Mitchell (Doughboys)
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 13h
Is Colby Armstrong the most useless analyst?
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
26. We Breed Lions by Rick Westhead. Very interesting deep dive into the issues with hockey culture
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey Rick Tocchet, can I interest you in a Nick Cousins. I promise you he'll work hard. (No one tell Rick he sucks shit)
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is this like "she breasted boobily" for men? "He Dick Bonelly'd"
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No Rick, don't say it!
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You're saying he'll be back by Easter?
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
T&T?
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pete Hegseth officially as dumb as "caricature of vapid, out of touch celebrity"
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Could definitely see Konecny trying that
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also would be a pretty big violation for the Flyers to attempt surgery on him during the game
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can they make Chabot's bionic arm thing but for Eklund's ankle?
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alert them to your presence with a joke they've probably never heard before "I bet this job blows"
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Still early obviously but so far the big difference imo is Ullmark isn't fighting and chasing the puck as much
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Judging by how he was moving just before I'd say fatigue but hard to say
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Big Linus Energy
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There ya go Yak!
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watching these PP zone entries
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Michael Scott's Disbelief Reaction
ALT: Michael Scott's Disbelief Reaction
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah man you hooked his hands and so he missed the puck you dumb goon
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you think that Noodles you're an idiot
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's clearly off the stick
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jeez you really did the research
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's the right call, but you can't say sometimes intent to whistle matters and others it doesn't
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well among others yes, any of these types are not interested in real creativity
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So "intent to whistle" means nothing?
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
With these people in charge, you'd never get games like Clair Obscur or Lies of P or whatever because they'd just be churning out Call of Duty with bit tits mode over and over again
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And like Pokémon cards, goals are hard to find because ...scalpers took them all?
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And this is crazy, but shoot the puck maybe
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Martone almost made that way worse by dodging
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Both powerplay units look like they met yesterday
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Finally, someone with the balls to say it
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well you should probably score here because you're probably not getting the next couple calls
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cozens getting penalty calls, Cousins scoring on the power play. Hamburgers eating people
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why did the Sens build their hill next to an electrical substation?
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Could be, caption showed 22. Either way, not 24
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And somehow with Amadio's number
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rick Tocchet definitely looks like those glasses are non-prescription
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Woke 2.0 brought them back
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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy birthday!
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