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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 20/10/2026

rare selfie because I finally found a Good Hat at the renfaire and it completes the “wizard trying really hard to not seem like a wizard, and almost entirely failing” ensemble

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 08/10/2026

it's so cool that this exists in perfect synthesis with "everything is bad because liberals have clung on to power for our entire lives"

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 30/09/2026

the closest i'll ever come to posting nude photos on this account, don't worry (CW: x-ray of my impressively fucked up spine)

a standing x-ray of a spine exhibiting a concerning degree of curvature

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 26/09/2026

i think i shan't be participating in Discourse this afternoon, actually,

trending topics: "Peter Thiel remarks on morality", "Rahm Emanuel weighs 2028 run"

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 18/09/2026

ngl this had me until the last couple of words! yes, all of these people are everflowing fucking founts of misinformation, you were correct the first time

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 12/07/2026

this is. incredibly fucking hot? what an incredibly fucking elegant way to say “he died a long time ago, his body finally just caught up” but sound incredibly classy doing it. i aspire to this white-hot grace

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 08/05/2026

when you're really, really, REALLY close to getting it right but you can't stick the landing

"Seeing all these AI booster bros, determined that all the answers are to be found in their sycophantic imaginary friend if only you phrase the magic question right, and wondering if those of us who were early internet adopters sounded as deranged."

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 10/04/2026

the answer i get right now is quite funny btw

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 07/02/2026

the favoured culinary tool of the American Left

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 20/01/2026

i do not understand how we are supposed to coexist with people like this in the long, medium, or short term i genuinely think that these fucking people are second ONLY to Stephen Miller and the coterie of psychos orbiting the US President in terms of active threats to the future of the country

screenshot of a post here.

"dude, were you in a medical coma during Biden's time? how the fuck was that ANY improvement? a Harris presidency would have been just a slowmo Trump presidency"

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 28/11/2025

Powers restored prior to MFF as is tradition. There’s a swoosh of color going all the way around the back of my head to my other ear :3

JC with their new haircut. There is a bright streak of blue in their hair.

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 11/08/2025

HEY BLUESKY WHO WANTS TO SEE MY FUCKED UP HUMAN SKELETON THAT LIVES INSIDE MY FLESH AND ISN'T TERRIBLY GOOD AT ITS JOB CW: my bones (but not that one)

jc's skeleton via a bone density scan, most notably characterised by an alarming degree of scoliosis and concomitant ribs that don't make a great deal of sense visually, and also a skull that looks like it ought to have googly eyes pasted on to it, because skulls are absurd

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 21/05/2025

well, I’ve thoroughly reconsidered things as advised and the conclusion I’ve come to is “fuck off, you can’t take away my queer joy” so have the cut and color I just got for my birthday weekend again:

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 04/04/2025

Just diluted and bottled my first brandy! Flavored with roses from my garden, tastes like oak-aged summertime, it’s Actually Fuckin Incredible

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 25/02/2025

in case anyone in the american intelligence apparatus needs some graphic design work i gotchu:

badly drawn MS Paint "Butthole Lasers", red on black, with a cool S in "Lasers"

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 06/02/2025

bibi, we've had our differences, but you have the opportunity to do the funniest comedy act that's ever been performed

a gilded pager affixed to a log cross-section in the form of a trophy presented to Donald Trump by Benjamin Netanyahu, which presumably plays some kind of schlocky MIDI version of the national anthem when you press its buttons, or something

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 20/12/2024

"why aren't democra-" listen. open X. Yes, I know, it'd be better if they were over on bsky, they'll get here. go to user TheDemocrats. laugh uproariously. enjoy this moment we are sharing together.

image manipulation of elon musk with trump in some kind of weird animal suit on all fours on a leash

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 12/11/2024

okay so because a narrowed eye can resemble a sideways vagina (!?!), the Roman answer to the Evil Eye was to festoon themselves with lil' winged dicks because that's obviously the counterplay upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 22/06/2024

Just finished bottling my first batches of mead =D and of course I had to ridiculously effortpost the labels

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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 20/06/2024

i will put OTTER in your mentions instead

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