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SegfaultAndCoffee

@segfaultandcoffee.bsky.social

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Recovering from a 10-year merge conflict. I type things until they work or I break. segfaultandcoffee.com

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SegfaultAndCoffee @segfaultandcoffee.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

When debugging is no longer an option

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SegfaultAndCoffee @segfaultandcoffee.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Programming is just convincing a rock to do math with electricity. And sometimes the rock throws exceptions. #programming #devhumor #math

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SegfaultAndCoffee @segfaultandcoffee.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

After 20 years of writing code and 10 years trying to quit, I did the only logical thing: I built a website to rant about it. Introducing SegfaultAndCoffee.com — a collection of sarcastic rants, emotional tech debt, and the kind of Rust-powered existential dread you can’t cargo fix.

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SegfaultAndCoffee @segfaultandcoffee.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I learned Rust for performance and safety. It gave me lifetimes, now I’m in a Kafkaesque maze where every variable has an existential crisis. #programming #devhumor #rust

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SegfaultAndCoffee @segfaultandcoffee.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

“What makes you a software engineer rather than a developer?” The engineer title just means I get blamed with more syllables. #programming #devhumor #softwareengineer

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SegfaultAndCoffee @segfaultandcoffee.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

I thought I was running a single service. Turns out I opened a haunted orphanage for defunct processes. Thanks, no-init Docker. #programming #devhumor #docker

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SegfaultAndCoffee @segfaultandcoffee.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

“I’ll refactor that later” I whisper, as technical debt loads the gun and asks me to turn around. #programming #devhumor #technicaldebt

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SegfaultAndCoffee @segfaultandcoffee.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Rust told me my variable doesn't live long enough. Neither does my will to debug this. #programming #devhumor #rustlang

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SegfaultAndCoffee @segfaultandcoffee.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Using Regex is self-harm with extra steps. #programming #devhumor #regex

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SegfaultAndCoffee @segfaultandcoffee.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Hi, I’m new here. Here’s what you’re signing up for: - Rust, regret, and runtime errors. - Tech trauma dumps disguised as memes. - Existential screams in JSON format. - I won’t fix your code. I can’t even fix my life.

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