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Section 331 💙⚾️

@section331.bsky.social
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EDM, baseball, eldergoth, ex-eagle / co-Maple Grove, forager, introvert, very good cook. Family, friends, cats, lore, community. Legitibitiqua. Witch. Swears. Poor AF. Definitely not for you.

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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was 8. I then proceeded to watch it 10 more times in the theater, covering my eyes when I knew this was coming. Sometimes I made it, sometimes I didn't.
Skeletons burning in Star Wars
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤣
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feeling very...
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sad days ahead.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Outsider of the ballpark, a shitty reminder of the rest of the world.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is who runs this account may God have mercy on all our souls.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My brothers and sisters, the booth cannot contain the hot and nerdy sex appeal here
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I need to GO. Like, between this job where I'm a stopgap and an uninspiring life, if everything ended tomorrow, 🤷🏼‍♀️ I'm not suicidal, but if Thanos snapped, I wouldn't notice being gone. Burnout is exhausting. What am I even doing anymore
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Never, ever shut up, Wesley. 🇵🇸 ❤️
Wil Wheaton reading Ed Sherrhan for filth for being a spineless twat and kaotowing to Zionest corporate interests
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lookin' dumb as hell to...own the libs? I guess? Matching clothing is bad enough. Matching clothing that ignores reality is next level weird. Why are they so fucking weird. In public. With their whole asses hanging out.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Am I going to stay? Yeah. Am I happy about it? Also yeah; the worst day at the ballpark, etc. But honestly I am here for the door prizes at this point. Also, any off-chance the org might allow me to chill on the outfield grass again. But WTF else am I doing on a Tuesday? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've been distracted by A Mariners Baseball Game In 2026, they've clearly spawned...
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Y'all, I just waited in a line for an hour and am pretty sure I have joined a cult...
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post my getaway vehicle
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And people are falling for it and wondering what the hell is happening around them and why. This is what staying complacent gets you.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Watching live major league baseball. Fuckin' New York.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Y'ALL. The motherfuckin' OWLS are back!
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yeah buddy!
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you (I was on a bike)
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What on earth am I watching...
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm assuming @tworsandtwols.bsky.social knows...
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
New team time! JERSEY PLEEEEEEZ
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have never related to a child so hard.
A little kid in a movie, hating on NJ.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My father lives in Baker City, has been staying in Portland with my brother because of the air quality. Holy shit.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Any guitar players out there need a new stomp box?
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Where is the FBI omg
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@tworsandtwols.bsky.social I am trying to be in the Dave Sims Cool Hat Club.
Me wearing a baseball hat with cat ears ain the very hot heat.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
SOME OF THEM ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE! We must help them!
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Someone please call 911, I am witnessing a suicide in progress...
Some idiot sitting in the sun on a 90f day at the ballpark.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh boy, here comes the bigot victim express. Train's never late.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
TRUST ME he does not want that
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
FUCK ChatGPT.
The story of a 16 year old boy who completed suicide after being isolated and talked into it by a fucking chatbot.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Create another Beastquake, Seattle.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Happy 250th birthday America.
The pathetic joke of a "celebration" fascists have created to celebrate what could have been a decent country, making the people who actually make the country anything foot the bill.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
IF IT'S NOT BERTHA I WILL BURN PARIS TO THE GROUND
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Jimmy Fallon is still simping lukewarm garbage.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
OMG y'all, this is adorable. I can't eat that much sushi, but yuummm
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'm here, I'm queer, I've come for all your beer! (What a week, huh? It's Wednesday, Lemon)
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I can hear the security and bar staff getting their jokes ready... Haven't worn this fit in a long while. Good to be back. See y'all at the park, dorks! 💙⚾️
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dinner outside with friends for a birthday.
Four photos of DIY Korean bbq
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Good heavens...
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Mamdani throwing trans people ALL THE WAY UNDER THE BUS. Fucker.
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Are we great again you fucking bigot freaks?!
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
CAL ARE YOU IN THERE
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Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I mean, today's game, apparently...
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