Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was 8. I then proceeded to watch it 10 more times in the theater, covering my eyes when I knew this was coming. Sometimes I made it, sometimes I didn't. 000
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Outsider of the ballpark, a shitty reminder of the rest of the world. 000
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is who runs this account may God have mercy on all our souls. 040
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My brothers and sisters, the booth cannot contain the hot and nerdy sex appeal here 000
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I need to GO. Like, between this job where I'm a stopgap and an uninspiring life, if everything ended tomorrow, 🤷🏼♀️ I'm not suicidal, but if Thanos snapped, I wouldn't notice being gone. Burnout is exhausting. What am I even doing anymore 000
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lookin' dumb as hell to...own the libs? I guess? Matching clothing is bad enough. Matching clothing that ignores reality is next level weird. Why are they so fucking weird. In public. With their whole asses hanging out. 100
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Am I going to stay? Yeah. Am I happy about it? Also yeah; the worst day at the ballpark, etc. But honestly I am here for the door prizes at this point. Also, any off-chance the org might allow me to chill on the outfield grass again. But WTF else am I doing on a Tuesday? 🤷🏼♀️ 030
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I've been distracted by A Mariners Baseball Game In 2026, they've clearly spawned... 000
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Y'all, I just waited in a line for an hour and am pretty sure I have joined a cult... 030
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 30/08/2026And people are falling for it and wondering what the hell is happening around them and why. This is what staying complacent gets you. 011
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Watching live major league baseball. Fuckin' New York. 000
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you (I was on a bike) 020
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I'm assuming @tworsandtwols.bsky.social knows... 110
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My father lives in Baker City, has been staying in Portland with my brother because of the air quality. Holy shit. 000
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Any guitar players out there need a new stomp box? 010
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 22/07/2026@tworsandtwols.bsky.social I am trying to be in the Dave Sims Cool Hat Club. 170
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 22/07/2026SOME OF THEM ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE! We must help them! 000
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Someone please call 911, I am witnessing a suicide in progress... 010
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Oh boy, here comes the bigot victim express. Train's never late. 000
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 25/06/2026IF IT'S NOT BERTHA I WILL BURN PARIS TO THE GROUND 000
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Jimmy Fallon is still simping lukewarm garbage. 121
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 20/06/2026OMG y'all, this is adorable. I can't eat that much sushi, but yuummm 000
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I'm here, I'm queer, I've come for all your beer! (What a week, huh? It's Wednesday, Lemon) 010
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I can hear the security and bar staff getting their jokes ready... Haven't worn this fit in a long while. Good to be back. See y'all at the park, dorks! 💙⚾️ 000
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Mamdani throwing trans people ALL THE WAY UNDER THE BUS. Fucker. 000
Section 331 💙⚾️ @section331.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Are we great again you fucking bigot freaks?! 010