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Luke NotOnMyMain

@secretsauce.bsky.social
258 followers 209 following 339 posts

Sometimes you just want to see all the lovely naked people without your clothed friends seeing you looking, you know? 50, can you believe it? Unsolicited DMs get the old blockaroo. At least talk to me first!

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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A little something for your pent-up sexual frustration:
Content warning: Nudity. The author flagged this post as showing sensitive content.
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm sorry. I'm so childish!
A screenshot from a farming game with the caption: : your mom is ready (click to plow)
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An electronic message, cut off early, so all you see is: Need immediate ass.
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Awwww yus, I am drinking whisky! Starting with this little souvenir of a recent holiday up in bonnie Scotland.
A little bottle of Robert Burns whisky
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Some of you bitches are crazy A.F and into some nasty shit; Where is your dignity? Your self-respect? Your number? What's your address? You free tonight?
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Pretty much!
Them: what are your hobbies?
Me: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@frecklefeet.bsky.social Bluesky thinks you're writing in Japanese, 本当ですか?
Bluesky notice advising a post was marked as being in Japanese
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
You know it makes sense
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Repost your pfp
Kermit the Frog, in front of a red curtain, shouting "the forg?!" to someone off-stage
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I know some people on here who will definitely relate to this one
A tumblr post which says: "worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward"
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
I wasn't sure about the UK pound coins when they first came out, but now, I don't know, I think they could have their uses. What do you think - do they speak to you?
A stack of UK pound coins, arranged at random so that... wait a minute. I don't know how this happened, but the letters facing the camera have somehow landed in such a configuration as to spell out the words, "send nudes". What are the chances, eh?
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Me, on the day Bluesky adds video:
South Park's Randy Marsh, sitting in blissful contentment while he, and everything on his computer desk, is covered in cum.
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
I need to eat more veggies
A most humorous potato, shaped like a man's wedding tackle
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
I need to eat more fruit
A lime which has grown in a most humorous fashion, such that it resembles a lady's tasty bits
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Luke NotOnMyMain @secretsauce.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
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