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Very Horny Bird 🔞

@secretbaldeagle.bsky.social
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• 19 | He/They | 🇺🇸🆘 | ⚽️ | 🏳️‍🌈 | 🔞 • A bald eagle who LOVES fat peeps that fart, burp, and shit real loud and stinky 🗣️💨🍑💨💩🦅 • DNI: MINORS, PEDOS, ZOOPHILES, BABYFURS 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇱🇧🇦🇫🇧🇩🇮🇷🇻🇪🇨🇺🇿🇦🇮🇩🇸🇴🇭🇹🇲🇽🇵🇭🇵🇰🇨🇲🇲🇲🇳🇬🇹🇿🇳🇵🇸🇾🇺🇦🇦🇲🇶🇦🇵🇷🇪🇹🇾🇪🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Pfp made by @asbigasawhale.bsky.social

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Natty🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🏐🏈🐕🐴📎 @grillnatty.bsky.social · 17h
This is from Danny Trejo’s daughter. I couldn’t figure out how he got involved with it. Looks like Shapiro duped Trejo, which isn’t surprising. I won’t watch the movie
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Fluffy Longbottom @sloppybuns64.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My gym mating call 💨
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Fluffy Longbottom @sloppybuns64.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let me treat you to a post work meal 🍽️
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Fluffy Longbottom @sloppybuns64.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Encore
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Fluffy Longbottom @sloppybuns64.bsky.social · 12h
Hmm…I knew that Taco Bell tasted funny
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rofakuro🔞 @rofakuro.bsky.social · 16h
comm for kinkyskunkthing on twt 🐰
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whale @asbigasawhale.bsky.social · 16h
orca drawing 163 take your treat from these cheeks theyll give you something good to eat
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MiasmaGrowlmon @miasmagrowlmon.bsky.social · 15h
I really need to show off my other character, Vitimon, more often. He's essentially Miasma's twin, and is one of the few if not the only person that can get away with catching Miasma off guard when burying someplace! He's just about as big and just about as powerful! Old art by Filthy-D #scat
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Drad After Dark 🦖🌑 🔜 FBL @ratedkforkothu.bsky.social · 18h
I really wanted Fenri-staring-at-Kothu's-chest.png to happen one day I'm glad it happened in the expert hands of @narissias.bsky.social 😌 Happy #pectober everyone 🍈 #Kothu
Redraw of the "girl staring at guy's chest" meme with an anthropomorphic wolf (Fenri) staring at a big bara reptile dude (Kothu)'s chest
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BrappyMouse @brappymouse.bsky.social · 21h
Time for the traditional pumpkin-shitting in Craneo's tribe! But Benji joins in this year!
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whale @asbigasawhale.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
orca drawings 25 oohh poooorny
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whale @asbigasawhale.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
orca drawings 27 butt stuff
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ageo @nulltootz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love dark from #orionandthedark so much
Musky ass of dark sexually aroused dark
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💀🐦 DoodleDox 🐦💀 @doodledox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Last of this summer's pieces ft. Beatrice ///Originally on Patreon.com/DoodleDox
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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mmmmmmm the smell of poop.~
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Insatiable Borb @gluttedborb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fat...... And so hungry for more.....
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Duck Munch🔞 🔜 ANE | Comms Closed @duckmunch.ing · 09/10/2026
Commission I got from RaccSnacc Toby needs to ensure Cecil doesnt get hungry at any time of the day.
Wolf feeding a duck
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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At night I think about my butt a lot.
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whale @asbigasawhale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
non-blue version for those who prefer that
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kio @sulviez.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
fart
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Stinky koala @scentedbunns.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fancy passing out from some bovine gas? I bet ya do 💨 #fart commission for @frowzyzonk.bsky.social, thank you!
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✨Harry✨🇳🇬 @alieninvasion64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
September Art Summary ✍🏾
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✨Harry✨🇳🇬 @alieninvasion64.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jett Fillmore 🐈‍⬛🏀 #GOATmovie
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✨Harry✨🇳🇬 @alieninvasion64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Foghorn Leghorn🐔 #LooneyTunes #FoghornLeghorn
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✨Harry✨🇳🇬 @alieninvasion64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sam Sheepdog 🐶🐑 #LooneyTunes #SamSheepdog
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✨Harry✨🇳🇬 @alieninvasion64.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Will Harris 🐐 #GOATMovie #WillHarris
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✨Harry✨🇳🇬 @alieninvasion64.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Halloween Is Upon Us!🎃🦎 #NewProfilePic #Sona
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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This has happened twice now lol. I’m honored.
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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Moral of the story: I’d sniff all your burps, inhale all your farts, and huff all your dumps…. And then I’d eat your dumps..
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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You: mmMBBrruuUUUUOOOOoouuuurrrrruup!!! -phwwww~ Me: snifffffffffff You: BLRNBBbflPBPTBPpBPTBRPRBPRTRBRPBTBTTBBT!!!! Me: snifffffffffff You: BRRRBBBbblffff!!- ff!- sssssPLlurpt! Plop splat!! Me: snifffffffffff ….. munch munch munch~
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SirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That sandwich you got from Chick-fil-A helped to fund this happening. Thanks.
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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m so gay for my own butt.
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oliviaPhoebe(オリビア)🔞 @oliviaphoebe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[no dialogue version]
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oliviaPhoebe(オリビア)🔞 @oliviaphoebe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Way less stress, way more YOU! Get NEETGlasses™ today!" #art #furry #anthro #nsfw #slob #fart #burp #wg #fatfur
A two panel illustration in the style of a pharmaceutical ad, but advertising a product called NEETGlasses. The first part of the illustration, labeled "Before NEETGlasses" shows a fit, muscular, anthropomorphic dog wearing red gymwear. He has a gym lanyard hanging from his neck. He's talking to a restaurant clerk who's off-screen. He says to the clerk "I'll just take the salad. Don't want too many calories before noon."

The second part, labeled "6 months after NEETGlasses!" shows the same dog now wearing the glasses, but now also morbidly obese, sweaty, and with more acne. His brand new stretch marks are very visible. He's belching and farting aggressively at the same time, and, as his stomach rumbles, he says, with a grosser voice, more akin to a nerd with a lisp and no hygiene: "Huff... Give me three family size combos... and... BOARPP... ugh... and five jumbo Mountain Dews..." "...Got a big gaming session ahead..." He's not wearing gymwear anymore. As a matter of fact, he's only wearing an undersized dirty grey t-shirt, while his lower torso, legs, and penis (which is buried in a now gigantic fupa, with only the tip being visible, clearly leaking pre-cum) are completely exposed. He also has a dumber, more distant expression, and he's drooling a little. 

There's a little blurb at the top that reads: "Side effects may include: Forgetfulness, increased appetite, increased libido, mental fog, extreme weight gain, shamelessness, loss of stamina, facial acne, body acne, astigmatism, excessive sweating, verbal lisps, stronger body odor, allergy to most deodorants, lack of hygiene, sensitivity to sunlight, hydrophobia, excessive belching and farting disorders, sudden urges to play competitive MMOs and/or TTRPGs, etc. Call 1-800-NEETCORP to see if this product is right for you! Do not consult a doctor or physician."

There's a small logo at the top for the product that says "NEETGlasses: Way less stress, way more you!"
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BrappyMouse @brappymouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
⚠️CW: RACCOON SOILING FOR YOUR ATTENTION⚠️ The artist behind this nasty masterpiece is struggling financially. Help him out by sending him a donation. Anything helps! If you're unable to give money, share this to other shitplay lovers for more bangers like this!
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SD @sizabledanger.hyper.wang · 08/10/2026
Badgerclops really gotta look where he sits ESPECIALLY when hes gonna be sitting to play games for HOURS... talk about a swamp ass... for @fraggerblats.bsky.social ✨
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ageo @nulltootz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for 3k followers!!
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CapitanKoki @capitankoki.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Deeply Feathered
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mmmm I wanna rub my fluffy farting bald eagle buttcrack on some long hard dicks…. And when they’re about to cum I imagine turning around and giving their now rancid-smelling tips some romantic, soft, and gentle smooches, just to make the big release of their love custard that much more enjoyable.~
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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idea: draw your sona as that one Samantha Fulnecky photo that’s going viral again lol.
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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can’t believe I packed Lamine Yamal while I was literally lying flat on my desk and running my fingers through my beautiful bootycrack. >///v///<
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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol
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whale @asbigasawhale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
orca drawing 161 ghost hubbies
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Miles ✨ @milestheraccoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think @huskyburpz.bsky.social really loves it under there~ Someone should check up on him, especially with all that weight on top of him...
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whale @asbigasawhale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
orca drawing 160 trick or treat jumpslam!
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ageo @nulltootz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
His name is Owen btw. Gonna make some more art and lores abt him. I’ve been neglecting him so much
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Very Horny Bird 🔞 @secretbaldeagle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The idea of having such a deep bootycrack that someone else eat it out reveals years-old shit stains that couldn’t be wiped out of your fat butt.~
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MiasmaGrowlmon @miasmagrowlmon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just because I'm a guilmon sometimes doesn't mean my ass isn't heavy as fuck still~ 🎨 @k4d2.bsky.social Proot: @sparktra.bsky.social
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