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@secretaznjen.bsky.social
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Queer Midwestern Crocheting Nail Polish Collecting Korean Transnational Adoptee Gamer Girl I get all my knowledge from TV and video games

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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 2h
i think i broke my youtube
youtube home screen full of zelda music ambiance videos
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 7h
Why does youtube have a section in the notifications tab listed as "important" and why was it just someone's grwm-style ad reuploaded from tiktok as a short
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 10h
The ulta app trying to get me in trouble matching me with a medium-deep foundation????
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 22h
🚨🚨🚨APPARENTLY THIS SHIT IS Ai 🤬🤬🤬
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
While doomscrolling I managed to stumble into a comments section of two white men arguing over korean history. I'm buying a plane ticket just so I can throw my phone into the ocean
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frozen bag of veggies from the back of the freezer plus some beef sticks and half of a candy bar for dinner kind of day
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DID MODDERS ALREADY ADD SHEER FABRICS IN DRESSMAKER??
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Grave Seasons not releasing til 2027 😭😭😭😭😭 youtu.be/R5QSVcLLI20
youtu.be
Grave Seasons | Release Date Reveal
YouTube video by Blumhouse Games
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tried a return to celeste yesterday for more c-sides and the number wallbounces almost made me cry
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alice is NOT ok
... I am dreaming, she thought. And then, Oh no, not again. For this happened sometimes, all the time in fact; when she let her gaze go slack, then all sorts of things started creeping in at the edges, fantastic things: serpents with many heads; wolves devouring the sun. A friend studying neuroscience had told her once that eyesight was largely memory, that your brain pattern and filled in the rest. Alas, Alice's memory bank saw a was bursting at the seams. The mix-and-match mechanism was broken, and her brain filled in patterns with the most inappropriate things. Chalkboards became parking lots. Apple trees became Jesus on the cross. Often she stood in the checkout line Sainsbury's and saw corpses instead of cabbages on the belt. But this only happened if she did not concentrate.
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love that the stupid lesbian bar story has become calling disabled and chronically ill people too uppity for wanting to participate in society without dying /s
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reading reviews of a book series I found to be fun and thrilling and interesting despite its imperfections and people thought it was dull, unlovable, unrelatable, poorly written, and dnf put it in the burn pile
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Kill Me Shoot Me Crying Meme in Car
Alt: Kill Me Shoot Me Crying Meme in Car
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This damn dorothy stressing me out in dressmaker
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally realized I grab and can move the pins for trim in dressmaker and then it still clumps up in weird ways 🥲
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We're so doomed man we're all going to die because of desertification and pfas in the water bc nobody in power could figure out that using own brain feel good sometime
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Crying Shower
Alt: Someone sitting crying in the shower fully clothed hoodie an all
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, playing Dressmaker and being proud my colors and fabrics actually look good together and my 100% sewing and I even remembered to put accessories: 😇 Searching the internet for inspo and seeing people basically doing beadwork and embroidery with a bajillion buttons and trim: 🤯😭
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ugh this video was so freaking good! youtu.be/BnZCpqszmr8
youtu.be
McKenna West: How the Right Kidnapped a Baby | OSQUARED
YouTube video by OlurinattiPolitics
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Successfully exasperated someone into leaving me alone at work by acting like an idiot 😊
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actually learned something from the tillamook halal thing. Apparently a lot cheeses are NOT vegetarian and rennet-based cheese often DOES involve killing animals to get the cheese making enzymes
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chat am I broken if I like to use the whole sauce packet in Buldak noodles 😋🔥
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lmaooo
Another Kid Rock Festival Gets Cancelled Due to No One Buying Tickets
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The dressmaker game is everything to me. I honestly wasn't expecting a ton when I saw the trailer but I was really hopeful and it's been so fun picking out fabrics and colors and doodads and puzzling out how to avoid too much waste fabric and seeing how fast you can sew without messing up
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So glad the cost of diesel and the worst el niño since the 50s are teaming up to make my coffee more expensive than ever
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why am I looking at yarn to buy when I just bought yarn that hasn't even been delivered yet
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People are mad that on instagram, a photo- and short video-based social media site, news outlets are not posting their whole text-based article, which is... certainly an interesting phenomenon
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As a transnational, interracial adoptee, I love that Korean culture is popular and it's so much easier to access nowadays but also I hate that Korean culture is popular and it's so much easier to access nowadays
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I... I just thought this was a cozy game about dressmaking 🫪
Vivian from the game Dressmaker, "Mmm. I suspect you will be even more to my taste than dear departed Mina."
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My partner said I'm more of a "casual" reader instead of a "serious" reader so now I'm looking up ideas for reading journals and downloaded storygraph
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apparently ye olde pregnancy tests were mice and frogs??? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregnan...
en.wikipedia.org
Pregnancy tests using animals - Wikipedia
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just watched my cat intentionally shove one of his toys under the oven and sit expectantly as if the oven was gonna do something?
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I looked the library hours wrong and now I can't get the next book in my series nooooo
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In The Princess Diaries Universe, Puerto Rico is independent
Joe from The Princess Diaries 2 "If you hurt my girl, you will answer directly to me. And whatever crimes I commit against you, remember, I have diplomatic immunity in fourty-six countries, including Puerto Rico."
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chat I have that stupid gg ez song stuck in my head send help
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There are too many varieties of apple. I just out about the Ludacrisp apple
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reminder that Macklemore didn't just say Free Palestine. He said Free Lebanon. Free Cuba. Free Congo. Free Sudan. AND he called ICE terrorists. So yeah Fuck Ed Sheeran
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Junk mail being disguised as other shit whether it's in a greeting card envelope or has some big red stamp on it triggers me every fucking time
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My only complaint is this video was too short lol youtu.be/Ausy6bfIA2s
youtu.be
Remember who you are Korean boy
YouTube video by Arpi Park
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 15/09/2026
All of Ed Sheeran’s opening acts and his touring band have dropped out of the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore.
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As someone who was already an Ed Sheeran hater for honestly no real reason up until now, today has been so amazing ✨️
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thought my keyboard was dying but it turns out there is just a bunch of cat hair stuck under the keycaps
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't drive very much and told myself I'll just get gas the next time I drive. Well. That was.... a mistake.
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ocarina of Time was one of the first video games I ever tried to play and all I remember is skipping all of the dialogue and immediately getting stuck inside the deku tree and giving up bc I didn't know what to do
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It took me so many tries to beat the final boss 😭 I was ready to give up and move on to a new game last night 😭 d-do I go for 112% 😭
Hollow Knight end screen
GAME COMPLETION
PERCENTAGE
109%

TIME
95h 07m 40s
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I parted my hair different today and unearthed a treasure trove of gray hairs
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I dreamed that youtuber Drew Gooden roasted me for being barefoot in public
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What if instead of working I drove 30 minutes to a fancy bakery and got some treats
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Got too deep in the "fitness is fascist" Discourse and spent all yesterday pissed off and now I have no idea what else is going on
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Accidentally overslept and now everything is wrong and pissing me off
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me, to my grand nieces and nephews and nb niblings one day : yeah there was the time the president made a nazi flash game website and tetris had to come out and make a statement about it Them: uh ok granny jen i think it's time for your medicine
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Jen @secretaznjen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I accidentally clicked on an autism test ad and now it won't fucking leave me alone ahhhhhh
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