Reposted by Pure Sweet Fat of the Hog

Oink.
C'mon, oink! Just once!
What's the worst that could happen?
You start oinking uncontrollably as the pig within you finally sees its opportunity to take over?
Pound after pound of heavy heaving fat sag heavily all around you?
Your nose flattens, your tail curls?
Get real! Silly piggy. 😋