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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

sequelitis Considering logging out of this account. Other interests have been taking my time. This was extremely fun, though - and I might bring it back closer to Fnaf Movie 2. I always did and still do have plans for this beyond 'a random clone(?) of Mike', so maybe sometime I'll expand on it.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Really, it's like the whole company fell into some kind of "hope people don't notice all the bad stuff" mindset. I'm shocked they're still even vaguely around.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

They're also so cheap they reuse attractions from old, closed locations. Including whole animatronics. You'll never believe how I found that sort of thing out.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

... Freddy's. I got the Freddy's Special from Freddy's. I'm almost positive the tomatoes in the sauce were, like, the toy tomatoes you buy in a kitchen playset for kids to learn how pots and pans work.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Kids can always get killed by normal people, even without animatronics that don't follow any safety regulations. But I'll give you guys the benefit of the doubt, mostly because I really really hope your history is better than ours.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

... Ooooookay, I feel like I just stepped into a competition I didn't know existed... ... but if this Chuck E place is another mascot pizzeria, I might have to pass and go to someplace that just. Makes pizza. No additional catch.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

... I'm gonna push aside the elephant in the room for the moment and just say pizza's lost its luster after I tried the Freddy's special.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Everyone has pizza. Half of the people I know are associated with bear robot hell world.

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ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ @malhare.com · 10/03/2025

▀▄▀▄ M.X.E.S - RP ACCOUNT ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ ◾Open to interaction. ◾ Not always nice, this is in-character, not personal. ◾ Setting: AR/VR | Normal | Ruined Pizzaplex | Between the code ◾ Themes: Canon-compliant, horror. ◾ He/Him | Bi, but gay leaning.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I think I need to eat something besides buttered popcorn. But popcorn is so cheap...

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

... huh. Fair point. Sometimes I forget about the differences.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

You know what happens when the power goes out.

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˜”*°• Ventus Iris Geneolgia •°*”˜ @vdgeneolgia.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

" ... From one blue-animal place to another. Well.. the last one turned into a letter X. Lets hope here is better. "

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

No issue. You're the one who got hit by a car. (He settles into the chair.) Speaking of, how's the news on that? Not in here for long, I hope?

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I've got the whole "no home computer" bit going on, remember.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

... no, I meant "trying to watch a late night show but you want to fall asleep". Comatose was not literal.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

It's always a war, though. Watch late night stuff or become comatose.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Vampire family issues. I think half the reason I started watching it is because the vampire guy has blue skin and it was visually distinct.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

... shoot, I dunno. Maybe 8? I never tune in when it starts, it's always a late night "I might fall asleep any second" thing.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

... I just kinda don't do animals much, I guess? And it's hard to keep track. There's a lot of types.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Wish I knew dog types. I've got no idea which they are.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I'm gonna be honest, the dogs are carrying the show on their backs.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Oh, the dog one. There we go. (It's some kind of pop music station. With footage of dogs in a living room over it, for aesthetic.)

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Don't see why not. Unlike this old thing, I probably don't need to mess with the electronics on a... chair. (He looks over at the standard chair in the hospital room.) Get it, because it... has no power wires?

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

... Let's leave it at 'less than the best memories', maybe? I'm just about good enough to, like... help neighbors with their broken stuff. Fixing big things, making big things... not for me. More importantly... hey. Picture's clear now.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I'd unplug it, but then we wouldn't know whether what I'm doing is working. Gotta just trust my guts, and... (He fiddles with a couple wires... and the picture on the front clears up. He mutters under his breath. Barely audible...) ... just like dad taught me.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

(... Despite concerns to the contrary, the panel swings open. He managed to pop out three of the screws.) I'd worry more about the wiring. Don't wanna electrocute myself...

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ʀᴇᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ . . . @theroleplayzine.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

(He's trying to work the screws off the back of the television with his fingernail.) I'm gonna guess you don't have a screwdriver handy... or that you grew up poor enough to tinker with this kind of junk.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

That's what people do, yeah. And yet, behold - unforeseen character depth. (He rotates the television to get at the back of it...) I'm gonna check the wiring in this thing. Not that I'm a tech guy... but bear with me, one sec.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Either they didn't put any good channels on this or they left it directly under a leaky air conditioning unit. This thing's all static... ... might have to jolt some life back into this thing.

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Bardock @lowerclassleader.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

IF ONLY I WERE STRONGER! Bardock Has Arrived (Hi! I'm OMEGA and I'm new to RP BSKY! So I've decided to join with my favourite character BARDOCK! So lmk how I do and thanks!)

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

See?? All around, impossibilities... ... almost as impossible as getting a good channel on this old thing. (He's been fiddling with the remote this whole time.)

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I dunno. I always counted that as different somehow. Spirituality versus hocus pocus.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

... So magic exists, then. Terrific...

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I wonder who this skeleton came from... (He shudders.)

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I mean, how do you think the skeletons start walking around in the first place? They have to come from somewhere.

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Yeah, but if magic is real, I don't want to know what kind skeletons have... what if they can steal other people's skeletons?

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Mike Schmidt 2 @secondnightguard.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Great. Wonder if they're more or less dangerous than a robot... maybe frailer, but some kind of weird spiritual stuff has to be involved for them to be moving, right?

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