iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“Did you know that Gryffindors account for over 70% of visits to the Bonus Bean Room, Pottah? Curious, innit?” (Absolutely one-shotted by Malfoid//God have mercy on my soul)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

It’s Mother’s Day! And Ash’s mom, Anna Hamrick, is a cool, collected, professional, and CAPABLE woman. And it just so happens I’ve only ever depicted her when she is NONE of these things. I’m sure she’ll get the drop on the baddies NEXT time for sure.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Talk about sticking your neck out for a friend! Collector’s goons leave Sara and Ash bound, gagged, and struggling to find that work/life balance! Liv does…well, she doesn’t make the problem worse! So that counts for something! (Scene from Golavus’ Sara Stateside saga)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Golavus’ Texas Hold Em saga continues! Here’s hoping Ash and Sara aren’t left hanging-especially as more faces from the former’s rogues gallery crawl out into the light. Just how far down south can things possibly go?

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

It’s Bunny Day! Liv brought out the costumes just for the occasion, and Ash is so excited she can hardly breathe! She won’t say a Peep about it though.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Good news! Oft forgottten OC Jenna apparently survived the events of SawTober! Bad news! She is currently tied up and gagged in the back of a van in an arguably worse situation! With a Drill Team Girl whose name escapes me. (Part of Golavus’ Sara Stateside Adventure)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

FORGET ABOUT THE DIRTY LOOKS// THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOUR ( Robot) BOYFRIEND TOOK// In light of recent events, Ash is not ok. #mychemicalromance

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

The C words are open! Send me the idea/deets up front so I can tell you if I can deliver or not! “Can I get a slot” or “how much for c word” is going to get forwarded to my outsourced team. I have not trained them, so they will not know what to do. But they will see it.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Tough break for rando Cougar Doll! Unclear as to why she has been stashed in this closet. All we know is that everything smells like bleach in here, and that she’s going to need some new tights. On the bright side, she officially no longer has any other pressing obligations…

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

//BOTH THE KILLER AND THE FINAL GIRL// Miss Williams is not qualified to get out of this one, but Ash and Miyuri probably owe it to her to figure out a way. Hayley c/o Atlantic Records Miyuri c/o @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

I had neither the foresight nor resources to commit to an April Fool’s Day bit today. Fortunately, Liv is always prepared to commit to the bit. And her clothes miraculously fit Ash. Everyone wins.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

I’m sorry Ash someone should have probably told you that the musical leaves out about 800 pages worth of descriptions of the Battle of Waterloo, convents, the French sewer system, and what a swell guy Victor Hugo was for using slang in his writing. You’ll get through this!

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Happy Opening Day, Ash! On the one hand, I’m sorry that you got caught by those enterprising but suspicious individuals you were tailing. On the other, I’m glad you get to be a part of something finally being done about the Astrodome. Wow!

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

TOTAL. GLOBAL. SATURATION. I am weak and I’ll never be able to finish Resident Evil 1. All the same, happy birthday Resident Evil. Ft. Sara Phillips (Golavus) Miyuri @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Madeline Morales likely spends a fortune on those regular salon trips. Upkeep for those highlights and that alleged FM frequency antennae on her head adds up. Fortunately, we have found a way to save her a LOT of money…

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

EVERYONE IS HERE. There’s a lot of people who have it out for Ash Hamrick. Some worse than others. Either way, she’s managed to handle them all! Separately. Together? Probably not. Iggy’s really just here to take some sweet, sweet images from this incident. Not for the evil.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

[Bro, Ashley’s Here!] A quick Emo Ash to soothe your rawr’ing soul. (It’s getting increasingly difficult to include band references in these pics because I never know which ones are involved in scandal/heinous conduct at any given time)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Oh. Oh no. Liv Deckard doesn’t need an empowering female role model. Not on this International Women’s Day. Anybody but her. Not Eliza Deckard. Please excuse me while I am once again consumed by another bit. [‘Galvanized’ by The Chemical Brothers intensifies]

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

I know it doesn’t seem like it from where you’re sitting, Melon, but I would trust Iggy on that statement. It’s not really worth a lot, but I’d trust him. Melon c/o @dgdraws.bsky.social

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Rise and shine, Ash. Today is Fat Tuesday. It may also be the holiday you perish on. Survival comes with a cost. It also comes with more beads. Happy Mardi Gras. The choice is yours.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Make ME sit in a call that should have been an email?! On POKÉMON DAY no less?! Woe unto you. I quickly drew a May while I ignored you. Reset the clock. (I do not know the religious significance of Pokémon Day but wish you all a happy one nonetheless.)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

A mere hasty drop in a sea of Rouge-y bangers God forgive me.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Golavus’ Sara and Alice were foolish to think they could enjoy some England V Scotland Six Nations without getting LIV’D. Rookie mistake. Also, Liv has ALWAYS been a Philadelphia Eagles fan and anyone who suggests otherwise is jealous their team aren’t champs.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Reset the mysterious clock that appeared in the corner of my vision several years ago that only resets when I draw May from Pokémon! I still do not know what happens when that timer reaches zero. I do not intend to find out.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

ALEXA, PLAY “FREEBIRD”. IT’S DAYTONA 500 DAY 🦅🇺🇸RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH🇺🇸🦅 WHIP IT OUT CRACK A BEER AND SEND THAT SUMMABITCH INTO A WALL WE ARE SO BACK.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

“And how did…how did you know that I wanted an RPG?” “Because I know you, girl! Also, you casually mention RPG’s, like, a weird amount.” Whether you’re spending it with the other half, the homies, or being bitter and annoying on the internet, Happy Valentine’s Day to all.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Please, Ash Iggy’s been really good. Do this for him. Just this once. He thinks you’d really like DanDaDan. Or not. You won’t be in a position to dissent.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Think of the MERCHANDISING opportunities, Ash. Liv is already on her third (sold out!!) dakimakura! You’re missing out.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Ash is great at making friends! No doubt they just want to compliment her new neckwear.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Bad news, Madeline and Gabriela! Turns out this is NOT a vat of chemicals that turns you into a wacky joke-telling clown prince of crime! It’s the other kind! The scary kind! Here’s hoping nobody in that crowd is preparing to sign an MLB deal (kmm for SlingBlade87)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

It’s Tape Day! If somebody could give a good Linus speech explaining the true meaning of this holiday, or where it originated from, that would be great. Until then, Iggy will be celebrating in whatever manner he sees fit.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

You know what? Ash is gonna grin and bear this. Season’s over. She doesn’t care. She KNEW this was coming. Go ahead and laugh, Liv and Bella. At least she’s not rooting for a team that hails from a city whose only cultural significance is JFK’s head just doing that. k0m for Sungodd45025077

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Aww c’mon-don’t get all MISTY-eye’d on my account! (Kmm for Highend90)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Do you ever draw things and wonder to yourself, ‘why on earth did I create this’? What did I gain from this? Is the world a better place because I created this? Anyway. Gen Z boss and a mini.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

I like my Drill Team Girls NAMELESS, BOOT-LESS, and HELPLESS. (This is how Nameless Drill Team Girl is stored during the off-season from whatever it is Drill Teams do)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Did you ladies know that Black Widow silk was used for bomber crosshairs in WWII? No, you probably didn’t. Because you were too busy beefing to notice yourselves wandering into a Drider lair. Ash and Liv gonna learn. And Alicia is gonna learn them. (Cmm for LCDRhammond)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I came to a horrible realization about Ash and Liv. The Ken Penders/Archie Sonic worm will not leave my head, no matter how hard I try. #BunnyRabbot #FionaFox

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Woe unto you, that one really hot influencer that sometimes dresses up as Officer Jenny and also Ronald McDonald for some reason. (Respectfully) Mr. Mime Pit upon ye (As soon as this Rocket base puzzle gets figured out)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. How many times do we have to teach you guys this lesson, Tennessee? Take those uniforms off. AshMom isn’t the only one who’s gonna have to oil up, I’m afraid

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Given the mostly Saw-centric year you’ve had, Ash, getting nabbed by Liv and her creative team for a special New Year’s Eve photoshoot is HARDLY the worst way to celebrate. Happy 2025 y’all (from last year’s recycled 2024 pic) Let’s make this coming year even better!

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Made some strides, fell back on bad habits, and drew a LOT of niche informative murderpr0n. Genuine bangers quarterly or so. Here’s to locking tf in and improving in 2025. We are so back.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Iggy only had two things on his list, and boy howdy did the big man [awful woman] deliver! May your Christmas be spent watching Sliders season 1 on dvd with those most important to you.

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Tonight you will be visited by three spirits. The ghosts of Smutmas past, present, and Smutmas yet to come. Liv is actually not involved in this whole experience, she’s just distracting you so she can knock you out and rob you probably. Sleep tight! (last year’s Smutmas posts)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

//BEAUTY’S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHEADER FOR TONIGHT THE DEVIL’S IN THE DETAILS AND SHE’S PAINTED WHITE//🤡🪚 Christmas! Just a week away! Woohoo! Miyuri and Ash (and Liv) are so happy about this information. (Comm by pookie @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social )

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Will I be seeing heaven for drawing such things? Almost certainly not. Make fun of me all you want. I have 180 emblems in Sonic Adventure 2 and you can’t hurt me. (Happy Sonic 3 Day to those who celebrate)

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

“There is no next level. ALL ACCESS- -DENIED Ignorance is past-tense. GAME OVER// YOU DIED.” UnnamedSpanishRuralVillageCon 2024 seems to be going great. Everyone is really receptive of Miyuri and Ash’s cosplays. Good for them! @hojojutsutengu.bsky.social

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

MAYBE SIX FEET AINT SO FAR DOWN?// Fear not, it’s very likely that this is a staged stunt organized by Liv and her team. I’m positive she sanctioned this whole thing and will be out from underground in no time. Cmm for Marxinato

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Uh oh! Spotify Wrapped is here and it looks like Ash won’t be able to defend her listening habits! Seriously, what were you doing listening to the Christmas Story musical in *April*? It’s not even that good?

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LlamaLlamaTheSecond @secondllama.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

You better watch out. You better watch out . YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOUBETTERWATCHOUT. YOUBETTERWATCHOUT. YOU BETTER WAAATCHOUUUUT. (It’s December 10th.)

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