Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 3hThe first week after you move where you're going to the store every single day 030
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 9hI just moved to a new apartment that is basically right next door to an elementary school and today I have learned, to my absolute delight, that I can hear the kids playing at recess 🥰 000
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How many errands do you think a person can have on the list before they just lose it entirely 010
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I know it's easy to romanticize times before your own but I don’t think it's that misguided to say that every year when I see people posting about how 9/11 changed life in the US dramatically forever, I get sad that I didn't get to experience a pre 9/11 world 260
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You guys today I found out I get to live in a beautiful apartment that is basically the exact apartment I dreamed up in my head months ago and I only have to pay an amount that is entirely attainable to me to live in it 1111
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Over and over and over again I find myself asking what justice really is and if anyone knows what it means 120
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Sort of lost in the grander Fetterman ghoulishness revealed today is the fact that none of it makes any sense. Why would Children's Hospital of Philadelphia bother you just for free trips to DC. They could practically walk to DC if they just wanted to go there. Philly is like, just down the road 010
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hello I'm back to remind you I am a musician I'm portraying Sara Teasdale in a new opera about her life this month yippee! If you're in the St. Louis area you should come see it and if you're not in the St. Louis area you should ask your wealthiest friend to finance a full run of it in your city 160
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Are there any migraine geniuses out there who can tell me why my phone screen doesn't bother me when I have a migraine but I cannot bear to look at my work computer monitors Is it just a size thing Does the evil migraine know I'm trying to earn money and wants to intervene What's up here 010
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Okay so embarrassing truth time: I just kind of assumed the flock cameras I've been seeing were like tiny single solar panels that powered something I was totally unaware of until like last week 130
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Probably the best indicator that landlords have all lost the plot entirely is that every single, and I do mean EVERY single, listing mentions "fresh paint" on the highlights section of their listing Fresh paint 1101
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If you ever need an authorization on something and you think you will make the situation better by taking matters into your own hands and talking to insurance directly, you are wrong. Every single time. Please just let the in office teams do this work. Oh my god. 030
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It Happened To Me: A person I was ostensibly acquaintances with at some point transitioned & picked an entirely new name and I saw the post about it but I didn't remember them enough to recall what their previous name/appearance was so now I actually don’t have a clue who they are or how I know them 160
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Okay yeah this looks like a pretty nice floorpl-- what was that 150
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Never in my life have I been advertised to with the frequency at which Dominos has been hounding my ass for like a year now???? I've never ordered from Dominos but I'm sure as fuck not about to now because what the fuck 110
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Welcome to performing arts! Today's task: weigh pros & cons of a low paying job you don’t want & didn't really apply to Accepting or declining could determine how the next few years of your career go, or it could have no effect at all! You have 24 hrs to respond or the offer disappears Good luck! 060
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Honestly a devastating time to be someone who doesn't want to spend much time cooking and also doesn't want to skip the fruits and veggies and also doesn't want to have explosive diarrhea 2211
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I don’t usually track or log my weekday workouts because they're indoor and I don’t have my phone on me and I do not do "wearables" so every weekend when I go on a hike my phone makes it look like I just went absolute beast mode out of nowhere 020
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Sometimes being a grown up is about being genuinely excited and impressed by the speed with which your doctor's office responded to a refill request from the pharmacy 050
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Seems like it was kind of a huge mistake early on to try to go the "AI uses too much water" route instead of "AI uses way the fuck too much electricity and is the reason your electric bill has tripled in the last 3 years" 121
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Okay Schrödinger's Senator was kinda fun for a while but I've seen the same jokes too many times now which means it's time to wrap it up. Time to shit or get off the bedpan 010
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I am TIRED of meals taking LONGER THAN 10 MINUTES TO MAKE but it is KIND OF THE ONLY WAY to STAY HEALTHY and I do NOT want to MEAL PREP somebody FIX THIS!!!!!! 160
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Unfortunately my body does not seem to the know the difference between a short notice audition and being hunted for sport 190
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The fact that someone has failed a third time is kinda the most damning proof we have that god abandoned this wack ass nation long ago 071
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 20/04/2026On principle I understand and agree that patients should know when something is denied coverage and why However, as somebody whose job it is to deal with this stuff, everyone's lives would be easier and blood pressure lower if patients never received denial letters 140
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 09/04/2026It is one thing to make remote workers come into the office once quarterly just for the hell of it, but to subject us to the indignity of "team building" games while we're there is a separate thing entirely and grounds for me to call HR I think 380
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Sorry I'm not seeing enough about the fact that Misty Copeland had a HIP REPLACEMENT THREE MONTHS AGO and was still at the Oscars dancing 171
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 10/03/2026JOY WORKS FUN WORKS EVERYBODY GET MORE WHIMSICAL NOW IT WILL BRING YOU MANY RETURNS 030
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Late to the party but I have to say that I think if I got mad every time either someone said no one cares about opera or the white boy of the month said something terribly worded I would be mad literally all the time 290
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 27/02/2026POV you're trying to read an article on a news website in 2026 040
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Just remembered I don't have to wait for my dreams to come true to be happy, it's so over for you hoes 270
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Overheard while in Marshall's today Guy 1: Well what does she like? Guy 2: (clearly a little stressed) I don’t know, beef jerky 2344
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 10/02/2026You're either watching the Olympics on multiple different screens at once with me or watching the Olympics on multiple different screens at once against me 020
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Nobody asked but the candy wrapper joke that pops into my head probably once a month is Why did the scarecrow get a lifetime achievement award? He was outstanding in his field 130
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Every time my roommate is gone for a week I pick one day in that week to just allow the kitchen to be an absolute disaster overnight and it feels good 110
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 18/01/2026How many times can Josh Allen choke in a playoff game before they literally force him to see a sports psychologist, this is hilarious 000
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 14/01/2026If you work really hard for 10 years on breath control, one day you, too, will be able do this for 37 seconds 470
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Bro we have GOT to do something about pharmaceutical ads in this country. You can’t watch anything without 14 drug ads and half of them are horrifying pop song dupes for some reason????? 120
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Why is everyone referring to Renee Good with her middle name included all the time, to the point that when I asked this question the first time I actually typed Nicole Good instead 000
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Do NOT I repeat DO NOT Let your loved ones get Medicare Advantage plans 150
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 07/01/2026If I were standing by a car and genuinely thought it was going to try to run me over, "Stay right by the car, reach into it, and shoot the driver in the face" would simply never occur to me. Like if I *actually* believed I was about to be run over, I would start running. But that's just me I guess! 020
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I see so many cool and/or funny names and name combos every day at work and I legally cannot tell a soul about them and I get sad every time because I always want to show my friends 240
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 04/01/2026There is actually nothing I want to do less tomorrow than my job 050
Reposted by Jess🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 03/01/2026This is so overwhelmingly Sentence™️ that it's almost veering into Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny territory (h/t @secondaryjess.bsky.social) 0384
Jess @secondaryjess.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Oh my god we get it you think Maduro is a bad guy, unfortunately that actually has nothing at all to do with why all of this is happening and you have been distracted by the jingly keys once again 1150
