iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Listening to peak lyricism then Spotify next reccomened song starts with “Its like when they only got Pepsi and you really want coke” I’m fuckin IRKED GET OFF MY PHONEEE 😭😭

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hate having insomnia I stay up till 5am then finally fall asleep and sleep for like 2 hrs. I can only sleep through the night when I’m w my gf. She’s like “you sleep so heavy” like yeah I haven’t slept in days 😭😭

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You in her DMs I’m on her stardust we ain’t the same

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

As someone who works in fast food. This is bc of online ordering and DoorDash. We get twice as many orders on mobile and theyre usually big orders and we’re told to prioritize them. So we can’t keep up w drive thru. Mobile ordering ruined the fast food experience. For both customers and workers

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Call her panties 9/11 the way that bush behind it

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Back to being on camera 🎥

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Made a nerdy stop motion of my spiderman Lego shall I post it

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

My girl secured me reef cushion phantoms so basically the wedding is on *insert date*

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Carpooling with two female coworkers and im tryna act prim and proper and respectful and they turn to me and go “you listen to Mike sherm?” LMFAOOO WE LIT IN THIS MF RN

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Economy so bad I started a depop for my summer closet cleaning

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Just figured out how to unclog a toilet without a plunger, I feel so smart Method only works if the clog is just toilet paper tho

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Flopmaxxing all summer can’t wait. If nb wearing jeans and flops I will be

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I love my gf I love my gf I love my gf

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Wanting to get on twitter bc this app is so boring in what’s on the tl but if I get Twitter I have to deal w the horrors The horrors: Verified troll bots

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

“I don’t like museums or libraries” WHO SAYS THAT?? HES LIKE A CARTOON LEVEL OF EVIL “I shall take over the world and get rid of books”

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Music is so serious for me like I’m not sending or playing songs that mean something to me for ppl “What’s your fav songs?” No. “Can you send your play li-“ No. This shit is my heart and soul and nobody is allowed in. Nobody.

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Teased my gf and then she said there was something in her cup in a worried tone and held it up and when I looked into it to see she smacked me upside the head Do NOT save me im exactly where I wanna be

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

The Cheshire moon been fucking me up all day, didn’t know I was the only one who saw it and felt weird

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Pinching her butt if she ain’t wearing green

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Chat are we in the honeymoon phase or is this just what love feels like

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Eating food in my dream and there was a long ass disgusting hair in it and I gagged so bad I woke up

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Her birthday comin up and I’m broke what if I kms

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

She dappin up other dudes chat :(

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Kissing her bush telepathically I hope she felt it

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Poly relationship but it’s me, my gf and all her personalities

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

The new years grapes worked so well im in shock

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

2025 ending was so insane im moving into a house with my ex manager

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Jennifer Lopez was in my dream last night and my subconscious kept calling her Angelina Jolie in the dream but then I woke up and realized no that wasn’t Angelina Jolie

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Got my nightly 3 hrs of sleep let’s get itttt (almost pass out at my desk by noon and be annoyed by everyone that tries to talk to me after that but hide it very well)

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Just saw an ad for mtn dew Baja blast creatine. So nobody gives a fuck about their bodies huh?

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Being a verified munch is crazy you’ll be talking to other dudes and they’re bragging abt how they smashed then you ask how long did they eat it for and they say they didn’t. No munching. Like tf?? Gimme her number rn bro. I’m reminding her what it was like in heaven before she fell down here

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Buying her a mistletoe bellybutton ring so I can kiss her under it this holiday

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

In theory I could rewatch the Fosters but do I have the mental capacity to take on that anguish rn? Hmm

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

The truth is society went to absolute shit when girls stopped doing side bangs and guys stopped getting frosted tips

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Gymshark secured life is good

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Officially start sessions w clients today let’s goooo!

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Need her biblically need her like I need air need her like she’s the water that flows through my body and I’ve been dehydrated for 100 years

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

“But what was she wearing” Bro she could be walking around butt ass naked and you STILL have no right to touch her without her consent.

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Got an apple watch and had to setup peak

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

They’re bumping bass to Taylor swift rn like currently we’re shaking this car to pop girl music. Call that living

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I love that people are still doing rag tag jewelry heists like whimsy is not dead. In the middle of the day?? They were up in the louvre like oceans 8. I have fomo

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

This loss was completely on defense and I’m extra salty bc we lost to flacco #steelers

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

The grass is greener on the other side :)

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Dude what the fuck is up with Joe in love is blind? Just pissed me off. He’s treating his girl like shit for what? Cuz she’s not skinny? I love my trashy reality tv but this dude is insane and on something. he GOTTA GOOOOO

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Like the world is crumbling so sure why not maybe Taylor did girlboss too close to the sun screw it she’s not a bad bitch and this isn’t savage fr fr

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Chris wood is the luckiest guy on the planet and I’m jealous of him to the tenth degree

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

My life is currently just filler until my musical theater gf comes crashing into it

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

If I pop a couple Tylenol will I get autism x2 or will it cancel out completely

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Seb mikey @sebmikella.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

We should have an app like letterboxd but for tv shows and we can rank our favorite episodes

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