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Gojira, King of Shibas

@seawarrior.bsky.social
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My dogs are 柴犬の王、ゴジラ and Princess Sylvie the Benevolent. I’m a retired Navy Chief Warrant Officer, aviator, globetrotter, itinerant dog walker, USC Trojan, and Oxford Comma aficionado.

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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 1h
“I’m not racist or anything, but have you noticed some Black kids aren’t gangsta?”
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 2h
They’re all just butthurt that they were never welcome in Ibiza, right?
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 3h
How funny would it be if we found out Paxton tanked in Texas on purpose just to be a dick and spite Trump and his ex-wife for shit-talking about him? They’re all such rotten people it wouldn’t surprise me in the least. Plus, Paxton is as lazy as he is corrupt, so it would totally be in character.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 15h
“Only the best people” Odds that ICE and Twofirstnames Mullin are lying about the circumstances of this encounter? www.wired.com/story/ice-ag...
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ICE Agent at NYC Shooting Has History of Alleged Violence and Illegal Arrests
Brenden Cuni, an ICE supervisor, has been accused of excessive force and tackling a pregnant woman to the ground. Several of his arrests were later found to be unlawful in federal court.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 16h
He keeps going on about Mamdani, but wasn’t Eric Adams, the crook Trump’s DOJ let off the hook, still mayor when Oscar Belgal was released from jail? And how was Belgal supposed to know that guys disguised as construction workers weren’t assailants?
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Something, something, the State controls means of reproduction.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Finally. Someone who ISN’T going to be a fucking milquetoast and talk about healing and norms and can’t we all just get along bullshit, but IS going to treat these motherfuckers exactly the way they need to be treated: like the scum that they are.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I watched the interview, and it was insane. The interviewer was completely credulous, like, “Yeah, this sort of thing happens all the time. Everybody knows Jesus has eyes of fire, just like Godzilla.”
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Will ex-presidents be allowed to store their stolen classified documents in the locker room?
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I forgot to thank the guys @thebulwark.com for the great work they are doing. BZ.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This was a crazy, great episode. Looking forward to seeing how this story develops, and also dreading it. Mark is right: This is some bad shit, and it’s going to get worse I’m afraid. It’s just embarrassingly, abjectly corrupt and inane in equal measure. youtube.com/watch?v=EMrA...
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BOMBSHELL: Leaked Kimberly Guilfoyle Texts Reveal Brazen Corruption
YouTube video by The Bulwark
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Has anyone alerted RFK Jr.? He could probably make a delicious rabid raccoon roast for Sunday supper.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, he was a MOGA* Republican? *Make Oman Great Again
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perhaps someone could introduce the good Justices to the word “no.”
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hope he saved some of the money he scammed from people for air conditioning, because he’s gonna need it where he’s going.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That duffel must be to carry his diapers, because it’s definitely too big for his balls.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The one on the left looks like real life, and the one on the right looks like a Vrbo listing.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, that settles it. Who wants some cake and ice cream?
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like, what’s his point? That Zyklon-B was more efficient than AI and Data Centers at murdering one’s citizens?
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, yes. Standing room only. Obviously the media are the problem, Mr. President.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m willing to help them have more of it, especially if we can give it to Putin.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, I’m a pretty curious person, but even I would have to check out.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, so it’s the first time you and your special new someone are going to do the deed, you walk into the room, and you see that. Do you: 1) Run like hell. 2) GTFO, right now. 3) Amscray! 4) Say, “When in Rome…”
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like I need a ruling from @kenwhite.bsky.social Popehat on this one. Like, who checks the Cardinals’ voter registration?
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t we all just get herd immunity from whatever’s floating around in there?
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nobody wants to be the “Ask Jeeves” or “Duck Duck Go” equivalent of AI, but they can’t all be Google, either.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is he entering the homoerotic stage of dementia?
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has Spencer Cox ever been to…Utah?
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by dying before he can pardon anyone in his administration.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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187 Bandana Color Change Loop
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, I’d say that when the public hates your racist, misogynistic, and incompetent ass that you are apt to have bad “public relations.”
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember when this guy was critical of Biden’s mental acuity? Schmitt and Senator Corn Pone from the great state of Louisiana both made complete asses of themselves today.
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Commentary on Debate2020 Dumpster Fire
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fulgencio Batista, noted liberal.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Benny Hill: Happy to Obey
ALT: Benny Hill: Happy to Obey
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s really gonna go down hard on the ICE guys, since most of them look like they eat their fair share of Triple Meat Whataburgers.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have one on the wall in my garage to remind me every day that I’m an irresponsible scamp.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, whoever programmed this holodeck experience used some shitty AI.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d be chain-smoking fatties all day just to play with that thing.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is my new favorite show, and that’s saying a lot. Every time I listen to you two, I feel like it was time well spent. Good analysis and no sensationalism.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 26/09/2026
Before he was @johnlegend.bsky.social, he was a kid from Springfield, Ohio. John Legend reflects on the Haitian families who became his neighbors and remembers 20-year-old Pierre Damas Bel. "I send you love to my hometown."
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What happens after the “Use By” date? Does it turn good?
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This has something to do with the new Elizabeth Holmes documentary, doesn’t it?
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I must order it anon.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Which one is the ripcord? 🪂🪂🪂
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In 4DX, so you get the motion, scent and moisture.
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John Flournoy @johnflournoy.science · 23/09/2026
I've been listening to a lot of @fallofcivilizations.com and it's so so good. Went looking for a map overlay of the Aztec empire on modern Mexico and was surprised and delighted to find this AMAZING 3d reconstruction of Tenochtitlan tenochtitlan.thomaskole.nl
tenochtitlan.thomaskole.nl
a portrait of Tenochtitlan
a 3D reconstruction of the capital of the Aztec Empire
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
By “us,” I assume you meant, “our competitors.”
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Nice F-35 parts you’ve got there, Donald. It’d be a real shame if something happened to them.”
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How Increased Defense Spending Will Offset Massive New Tax Cuts For The Wealthy.
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Gojira, King of Shibas @seawarrior.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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